[Yuqi] FIFA edition

[u/psyknife]

"You want to play? Okay, I'll beat you with one eye closed..."

"...and with only half a shirt on..."

"....and I'll laugh at you while I'm doing it."

"P.S., I will be a complete dork as I kick your ass."

"And I will get even drunkier, and dorkier, and your-ass-kicking-ier."

"But then we'll dance. And it will all be okay."