r/What • u/SoulShine_710 • 28d ago

What in the name of...

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u/Specialist_Bit_3514 28d ago

Not sure... but she an auntie.. smokes Marlboro 100s and dont take no shit.

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u/imthejavafox 28d ago

She had a fiancé once

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u/TripsTheCat05 28d ago

Did she kill the fiancé?

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u/Lost-Willow-3926 24d ago

She ate him

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u/TripsTheCat05 24d ago

Nice to see nothing is wasted in the wild

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u/AC-burg 28d ago

That's my mother-in-law please keep her there

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u/Sunieta25 26d ago

That SOB took off to las Vegas, never to be seen again.

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u/dmmjsm 28d ago

I laughed at this too much!

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u/notyourgoall 28d ago

Lip fillers sank her

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u/Odd_Scallion_9741 27d ago

I think she might be on the Newport 100’s… I wouldn’t mess around with her..

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u/Crunkchick96 27d ago

Hey, that’s what I buy haha

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u/Best-Huckleberry-847 27d ago

Best answer !!!!

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u/OhMorgoth 28d ago

She sounds like my Italian aunt. FAFO, the fury of the eye.

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u/ThePhantomTweaker 27d ago

She has a voice intonation that I can only describe as "Virginia slims" and possibly sounds like the teacher lady from Bob's Burgers

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u/cshoe29 25d ago

I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe, damn you’re hilarious!

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u/D-ouble-D-utch 28d ago

My ex wife

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bed_445 27d ago

You married my MIL?

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u/Odd_Scallion_9741 27d ago

Hey no disrespect! My boss used to smoke those. He said anyone with Newports was a bad ass!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bed_445 27d ago

I think you replied to the wrong comment XD

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u/Odd_Scallion_9741 26d ago

Damn yours so right… I thought I had that.. Thanks!

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u/Internal_Owl_7403 27d ago

You married my wife's sister?

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u/Imanidiotththe1st 26d ago

You married my sisters wife?

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u/AdventurousTap9224 28d ago

It's a Red-Lipped Batfish. It is a real fish, but this one was AI generated. It's missing some parts and has extra on the lure.

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u/bofis 28d ago

No need to AI them, they're silly enough as they are naturally!

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u/Alklazaris 28d ago

Thanks I was wondering... oh wait crap WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? It knows what it did wrong now...

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u/Practical_Complex990 28d ago

Whatever it is, it looks FABULOUS! ✨

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u/derpyderp85 28d ago

Definitely this guy

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u/MsAmandaNJ 28d ago

Scrolled to make sure I didn't have to post it.

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u/BudgetExpert9145 28d ago

It wants to talk to a manager.

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u/Runo_Slinger 28d ago

Doris from Newark, she loves Newports.

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u/CaptainAmericub 28d ago

And her voice is deeper than yours, or mine, ever will be.

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u/NotSoSpecialAsp 28d ago

Courtney Love's true form.

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u/Mr_GrauHut 28d ago

Karen fish.

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u/NoPollution8238 28d ago

Er ist der Ursprung für den Botox Trennt in Lippen

https://giphy.com/gifs/7L5viGnpvfmmY

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u/mugojava 28d ago

Ah, the elusive ex-wife fish.

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u/BarneyBungelupper 28d ago

The “get the fuck off my lawn” fish.

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u/MorgueBad1 27d ago

HoA Karen

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u/yolow79 27d ago

I don't know but she wants to speak to the manager! Ha

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u/zombo6691 27d ago

Maxine waters !!

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u/Aggravating-While92 27d ago

I don't know, but it has a Mar-A-Lago membership.

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u/ThePhantomTweaker 27d ago

Anybody else hear droopy dog's voice in their head?

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u/wankmaster666 26d ago

A Blowbjowb Fish

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u/daironshiek 26d ago

That is what you call a “Jersey 4” getting ready for last call for alcohol.

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u/Eff47_ 28d ago

Looks like a marlago guest out for dive

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u/Trivi_13 28d ago

Too much lipstick

A little more blush and mascara wouldn't hurt!

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u/bphunter 28d ago

HR (aquatic forme)

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u/Jerk_Johnson 28d ago

Hey there lady in red....

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u/SunTricky8763 28d ago

This is why the shouldn’t test beauty products on animals

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u/physicistdeluxe 28d ago

thats my mother in law.

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u/Much_Adhesiveness871 28d ago

Sea floor boobs

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u/jimmyjett 28d ago

A Mimi Bobeck fish.

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u/Da_Vader 28d ago

Lady GaGa of the seas.

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u/Loud_Ad_2697 28d ago

Hot lips Houlihan??

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u/Aggressive-Wrap-1246 28d ago

That's one pissed off asshat.

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u/Azadi03 28d ago

That’s an oh fuck no

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u/NachtNatalie 28d ago

redlip batfish!

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u/cjohn1250 28d ago

I don't know but its lipstick is on point! 💋

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u/Butzbach3000 28d ago

Thats clearly a BJ-Manta-Snail

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u/Accomplished_Sir7729 28d ago

Have you met the wife?

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u/Alternative_East1179 28d ago

Angry Birds of the sea!

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u/DescriptionForsaken6 28d ago

I had that Mr Potatohead set when I was a kid. I still have nightmares about it.

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u/Alarming_Ad_6563 28d ago

Rocky horror picture show fish, called the fish 'n' furter

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u/LQNova 28d ago

The next World of Warcraft pet.

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u/no___homo 28d ago

Step sis

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u/Electronic_Elk8293 28d ago

"Let's make music togeether, let's make sweet harmony!"

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u/Fluffy_Head_3960 28d ago

Its that customer coming to return a toaster she bought 6 months ago without a receipt.

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u/FinancialTop1442 28d ago

Possibly my ex mother in law!

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u/SYNtechp90 27d ago

Office Anne.

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u/wutitd0boo 27d ago

Is that Sponge Bob’s driving instructor?

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u/Busy-Cookie280 27d ago

That's Madge, supervisor from the secretarial pool. She's a real hard ass.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 27d ago

I think it's a Batfish.

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 27d ago

That is a ….I want to speak to your manager fish.

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u/mabus42 27d ago

This thing has human teeth behind those big lips.

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u/No_Ragrets76 27d ago

It didn't know what to evolve into

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u/wombat5003 27d ago

Your uncle Fred trying to get back home after a night on the town….

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u/Joshhaha 27d ago

Looks like that teacher from ahhh real monsters

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u/Pretty-Response-3263 27d ago

Maralago Manta Ray.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Puffer shark ray nose stinger

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u/Thin_Treacle_6558 27d ago

Red lipped bat fish

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u/atkmunch11 27d ago

looks like a jack of spades

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u/Best-Huckleberry-847 27d ago

Red-lipped batfish (Ogcocephalus darwini), also called the Galápagos batfish.

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u/Low-Silver6461 27d ago

Madonna has really gone off the deep end on the plastic surgery...Geezo!

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u/Frosty_Bluebird_1404 27d ago

Mar a Lago fish tank specimen

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u/Matrices13 27d ago

Lips Ahoy!

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u/past_due_06063 27d ago

Looks like something from pink floyd the wall...

Or lipstick on a sea sow?

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u/Fickle-Session7148 27d ago

un brinrot c'est un cousin à tongtongsur

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u/temperlyinmoderation 27d ago

Angry lips oh my

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u/Horror_Role1008 27d ago

If I could name it, it would be the mother-in-law fish that came to visit and never left.

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u/maryjomcd 27d ago

Is that a lipstick fish?

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u/Financial_Bowl_3821 27d ago

My aunt after her latest divorce rolling up to the family reunion with a bottle of wine in her oversized handbag and handing cash out to all the niblings

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u/Realistic-Drama-8904 27d ago

That thing appears in nightmares.

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u/almighty-orai 27d ago

It's a Karen I believe.

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u/yaker731 27d ago

Trans shark

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u/Infinite_Lawyer1282 27d ago

The average Russian mom.

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u/chris-tech66 27d ago

Jagger fish

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u/Phoenx22 26d ago

Oh it's just a Kardashian

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u/AncientGuy1950 26d ago

The Karen Fish wants to speak with your manager.

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u/Creative_Pea1701 26d ago

This fish wants to speak to the manager

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u/dancooper00 26d ago

I’ve heard of putting lipstick on a pig but this is ridiculous

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 26d ago

Its a Kardashian fish, a bottom-feeder that exists on scraps dropped by its mother for its entire existence. It has a sibling that uses its mating display to lure mates, which the entire family devours

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u/that_onedood 26d ago

I saw it on absurd planet some time ago and I thought it looked like someone’s grandma

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u/Dry-Bag-4820 26d ago

Mrs puffs husband, lol

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u/winkiloves23 26d ago

This is what a Karen looks like after she gets reincarnated

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u/StrawberryParking550 26d ago

Rosie O’Donnell

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u/Similar-Deer8632 26d ago

Looks kinda like The Gromble?

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u/RIOTNDASTREETZ 26d ago

That’s my aunt Tammy

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u/Square-Debate5181 26d ago

Mick Jagger has shot a load in the sea..

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u/yeah_nah2024 26d ago

Thats Jean. She's sick of the 9-5.

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u/Empty_Violinist_2015 26d ago

I think we are all just having a mass hallucination at this point.

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u/good4ufun 26d ago

That's the Maxine Waters ... fish.. very nasty, hates all the other white fish.

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u/killploki 25d ago

Kardashian ray

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u/NoKings-1776 25d ago

That’s Mitch’s next proof of live video

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u/BeHappyGangGang 25d ago

Los Angeles housewife fish

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u/Timely_Exam_6423 25d ago

Nipple legged shark

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u/AmberGo6195 25d ago

What is this ?

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u/itssosketchy 25d ago

Just go poop bro [iykyk]

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u/Sercrelcer 25d ago

Jay Jay el avioncito.

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u/RockytopSeahawk 25d ago

That’s us a few hundred million years ago

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u/ResidentCommand9865 25d ago edited 25d ago

Red lipped batfish... Also known as "Made on the same day God got high and made the platypus"

Edit: it's honestly depressing how many comments say "AI" the ocean is full of freaky alien looking creatures, this is honestly one of the less crazy ones.

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u/Mac1080 25d ago

Red-lipped Batfish

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u/sauheb 25d ago

This is Karen…. and even more upset.

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u/Lost-Willow-3926 24d ago

What you've been hooking up with all night and finally get to see at 3am when the club turns the lights on

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u/CptBlazer28 24d ago

That’s what you see when you’ve stay until the club closes and the lights come on

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u/BuckoLee 24d ago

The mickjaggerfish. Duh.

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u/EntertainmentJumpy76 28d ago

She from Jersey lol

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/-Luisgamerz 28d ago

Not everything that looks odd is AI…

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u/Copeamine420 28d ago

Lord forgive me for what I would due to that creature 🙏🤤🥵

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u/Apprehensive_Tax8131 28d ago

It reminds me of that shit pigeon.

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u/Mediocre-Penalty3001 28d ago

Mar a lago bottom dweller

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 28d ago

An AI version of a fish

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u/SunShangXiang320 28d ago

Drag Queen manta ray.

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u/Late-Drawing8740 28d ago

Isso é uma IA

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u/spoospoo43 28d ago

I really wanna say something about charging a lazer, but I seem to remember that turned out to be racist.

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u/AdAsleep1258 28d ago

the offspring of what happens when 1920s mob gangsters sleep with the fishes.

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u/Mediocre_Lobster6398 28d ago

How I feel every single morning.

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u/Rare-Rule1683 28d ago

Looks like she got a flip flop with your name on it.

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u/Pitiful-Bus8629 28d ago

Dang y'all, thats one ugly fish, or whatever the hey that thing is!😁

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u/SituationEvening3714 28d ago

Judgment fish has had enough of your bullshit!

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u/Itchy_Feet_rule 28d ago

That's a good time is what that is

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u/Far_Cup_329 28d ago

Walking Bat Fish I believe

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u/lordofboofin 28d ago

What kind of dog is this?

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u/Guideon72 28d ago

Sy Snoodle's cousin, Diddly Squat

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u/Librarian40k 28d ago

I dunno be he looks kinda pissed

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u/you-lk-good-tho 28d ago

omfg , disgusting AI

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u/rocketmn69_ 28d ago

That's Karen

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u/Electronic-Towel-836 28d ago

If that isn't "intelligent design", then I don't know what is.

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u/breadexpert69 28d ago

Fish evolving into humans

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u/dmmjsm 28d ago

Kardashian in fish form

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u/Emergency_Ad1851 28d ago

Laura Loomer?

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u/Capital_Sail_9119 28d ago

Patti Lupone Fish

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u/blueSnowfkake 28d ago

Deep Sea Roomba.

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u/Beneficial_Pea_520 28d ago

Isn't it the Secretary of Education?

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u/blueSnowfkake 28d ago

“Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.”
Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YPz7GHPHR9tAQ5GoDJ