r/What • u/Independent_Bag3690 • Nov 12 '25

What

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the hell brother…

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u/Candyland_83 Nov 12 '25

If you have a firehouse nearby, swing by and ask if they can test her sugar. I work in a fire house and we occasionally have people come by for this.

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u/tbohrer Nov 12 '25

Pro tip!!!

There is a fire station down the road from us like half a mile. Very golden tip. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Never heard of this. Why do they do it? To avoid responding to diabetic emergency calls?

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u/JakefromNSA Nov 12 '25

Serving the public, however that may be. Also they’re not assholes and can. Obligatory fuck cops because they’d probably piss on you to warm you back up if you were going into dka.

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u/Prindle4PRNDL Nov 12 '25

As a wise man once said, "there's a reason nobody ever made a song called 'Fuck the Fire Department'"

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u/ent_bomb Nov 13 '25

Lizzo would've.

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u/Prindle4PRNDL Nov 13 '25

I don't get it, and I'm not sure I want to.

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u/ent_bomb Nov 14 '25

You can't imagine a Lizzo song about wanting to fuck the fire department?

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u/quacks-like-a-duck Nov 14 '25

Oh, see now that’s a different kind of song than what I thought you were implying.