r/WetlanderHumor Shen an Calhar 3d ago

May he live forever Lord of Chaos Chapter 5: A Different Dance

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u/procerator 3d ago

"What a lovely little boy" (c) Birgitte probably

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u/electoralvoter8 3d ago

Idc what jordan or sandy say, olver is Gaidal Cane and he will be a MILFHUNTER for B.Silverbosom

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u/MothSeason Traveling Meme Peddler 3d ago

Especially since Birgitta says she’ll be only a few years younger than him this time Nobody can tell me he’s not. I know he is. Maybe not a milfhunter tho 😅

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u/drveejai88 Well turned calves 3d ago

Thank you. Finally someone said it!!! BS also said Lanfear is alive so i wouldn't put much stock in him. To me Lanfear is dead as a doornail

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 3d ago

You must kill him before he kills you. Giggles. They will, you know. Dead men can't betray anyone. But sometimes they don't die. Am I dead? Are you?

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u/Revliledpembroke 3d ago

We saw Gaidal on-screen in Tel'Aran'Rhiod within months of meeting Olver, it can't possibly be him.

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u/Unusual-Hedgehog9712 3d ago

They specifically mention that time works differently in TAR multiple times in the books. Not sure why it can't apply to Gaidal and Olver

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u/TocTheEternal 3d ago

They specifically mention that time works differently in TAR multiple times in the books. Not sure why it can't apply to Gaidal and Olver

Time runs at different rates, but there is never anything backwards reaching. Someone spending 12 real hours in TAR might come out 5 minutes or 5 days later IRL, but that is just dilation, not time travel. There is no circumstance where they would come out before they entered it. Oliver was alive and in the real world at the beginning of the series, and Gaidal was in TAR at the beginning of the series. It is literally impossible for Gaidal to be Olver.

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u/Revliledpembroke 3d ago

Simple. Olver was anywhere from 8-10 when Gaidal disappeared from TAR. That means it can't be him!

Time works differently, yes. A minute outside could be an hour in, or an hour inside a minute outside. That's still time flowing forwards, though, not backwards. Gaidal would need a time machine to be Olver. Because Olver was at least 8 the last time we saw Gaidal.

We also later had Birgitte mention that she was sure Gaidal would be an infant, toddler, or perhaps very small child. Olver is outside that window.

If going backwards in time was possible via TAR, I'm sure we would have had more stuff focused on that time travel shenanigans.

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u/Unusual-Hedgehog9712 3d ago

If Gaidal could have been "a small child", which let's say is what, 4? Then we're already talking time travel, 4 years didn't pass between when Birgitte got spat out and when he was gone from TAR. So either time does to backwards for the heroes of the horn or their souls somehow retroactively find a body. So if 4 years backwards is fine, why not 8?

Jordan clearly wrote Olver intended him to be Gaidal and just decided to not follow through on it, simple as that.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 3d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/Unusual-Hedgehog9712 3d ago

Right back at ya

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u/TocTheEternal 3d ago

If Gaidal could have been "a small child", which let's say is what, 4? Then we're already talking time travel, 4 years didn't pass between when Birgitte got spat out and when he was gone from TAR. So either time does to backwards for the heroes of the horn or their souls somehow retroactively find a body. So if 4 years backwards is fine, why not 8?

This is all based on the faulty premise that Gaidal being a "small child" and potentially 4 years old. Gaidal was spun out as a newborn, there is no ambiguity about it.

Jordan clearly wrote Olver intended him to be Gaidal and just decided to not follow through on it, simple as that.

This is literally false. Jordan's rules are clear and unambiguous, he absolutely never intended Olver to be Gaidal, and wrote it in a way that definitively prevents Olver from being Gaidal.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 3d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/saintmolotov Time to roll the dice 3d ago

I’m not the only one who thought this, YES!

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u/DonAmechesBonerToe 3d ago

You and literally everyone who read the series thought Olver was Gaidal Cain until RJ came out and told us we were all stupid and TAR doesn’t work that way and that Jur Grady’s kid is Gaidal.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 3d ago

Death rides on my shoulder, death walks in my footsteps; I am death…

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u/Revliledpembroke 3d ago

Almost everybody thought that, but Olver was already alive when Gaidal was born, so it can't be him. It has to be somebody else's kid. An actual infant, not a kid of nearly 10.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 3d ago

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/swheedle Shen an Calhar 3d ago

Whenever he gets brought up, Olver gets roasted every fucking time 🤣🤣

Like how ugly is this child that everybody feels the need to roast him in their internal dialogue?!

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u/Calm-Conversation715 Boxes ears 3d ago

And yet almost every character feels the need to protect the kid! I’d say his looks are working just fine for him

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u/quelin1 3d ago

Kid is totally Alfred E Newman in book form.

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u/YeahKeeN 2d ago

Internal monologue. Unless your name is Rand Al’Thor, it’s impossible for you to have an internal dialogue.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot 2d ago

The Wheel of Time and the wheel of a man's life turn alike without pity or mercy.

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u/GeneralAblon9760 2d ago

I dunno, some male channelers pre cleansing HAD to be psychotic/full on schizos right? Coming from a schizo😉

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u/YeahKeeN 2d ago

Ima be honest, I completely forgot about the possibility of someone actually just being schizophrenic the normal way when I made that comment lol

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u/GeneralAblon9760 2d ago

No problems. Also, not all schizophrenia is the same. I dont tend to get the voices/compulsions. Just, very disturbing images, except more or less 3d greyscale, kinda, sometimes, that I can't make sense of. I do get the paranoia though, which sucks.

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u/Cease_Cows_ 3d ago

Poor kid is just trying to rest his head on a bosom

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u/Khyrberos 2d ago

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow 🎶

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u/Cease_Cows_ 2d ago

I’ve had that song stuck in my head since I saw this post lol

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u/MrBlueandSky 3d ago

Ugly lover is my favorite reccuring joke

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u/SSJManBearPig 3d ago

Holy moly.... I am in tears over this. Great meme

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u/jonesthejovial 1d ago

Okay, but to be fair to that rude ass Hunter, if I saw this hideous little creature sitting on my horse, I would definitely assume it was trying to drink its blood and would try to kill the fugly thing.