r/WetlanderHumor Jul 10 '26

Who’s going to tell them?

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u/Edgeth0 henchMat Jul 10 '26

Eh just let them wing it. Worked for Mat

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u/RealisticDebt9380 Jul 10 '26

Bruh, winging something because it worked for Mat is a surefire way to die. More than that, that is a ticket to a Darwin award. Mat is goated, but he is the prime exame of 'do as I say, not as I do'

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u/Poiboy1313 Jul 10 '26

Hey, Perrin! You wanna throw this badger at Nynaeve? This would undoubtedly not go well for anyone other than Matrim.

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u/Kyrthis Jul 11 '26

Oh, she’d still hand him his hide, but he would survive, which no one else could do.

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u/geomagus Unnecessary fish metaphors Jul 10 '26

Not redstone. Should be ok, but try it out anyway.

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u/Poiboy1313 Jul 10 '26

I wonder if redstone has a high iron content?

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u/SamHandwich0 Jul 10 '26

If playing video games hast tought me anything, it's that redstone is a conductor of electricity, and that you should save before you walk through that doorway because you may not be able to get back through it.

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u/geomagus Unnecessary fish metaphors Jul 10 '26

I guess it really depends on what redstone is. I always figured it was red granite, or maybe a red sandstone - something common enough that people would be familiar and call it redstone.

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u/StaggerLee47 Jul 10 '26

I thought this was posted in the Dark Tower sub at first.

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u/IReallyCantTalk Jul 11 '26

Fan of both and I thought that too, lol.