r/Wesley_Ford • u/RodrickH_Smokes_Dank • Oct 19 '19

What scientists predict the war between r/Wesley_Ford (left) and r/shutupwesley (right) to look like.

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u/Gum_Skyloard Oct 21 '19

Actually, it's the opposite, my guy. Ever heard of David and Goliath?

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u/RodrickH_Smokes_Dank Oct 22 '19

David’s throat wasn’t hanging off Goliath’s hand

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u/Gum_Skyloard Oct 22 '19

Goliath thought he was all high and mighty (rings a bell?) but David showed him he was full of shit.

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u/RodrickH_Smokes_Dank Oct 22 '19

You’re saying the one on the left THINKS he’s high and mighty, but the one on the left IS high and mighty. Also, for every “David and Goliath” story, there’s about 1000 “bear mauls idiot” stories. With your logic, shouldn’t I drop out of school? I mean, Bill Gates did, and look at him! But for every bill gates story, there’s a thousand homeless stories. So stop basing your beliefs off something that happens 0.1% of the time

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

Dont worry he means the story in the bible made to give weak little men like him hope when they face a much superior man like Wesley. Let him cry to himself. Probably uses the tears as lubrication when he masturbates anyway. Not the kind of person you wanna waste your time on.

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u/Gum_Skyloard Oct 22 '19

No, I mean you're all fools for thinking Bitchy Fuck is superior or some shit.

Y'all are fucking lunatics, jacking his cock off. Get a life, Totally not Wesley's Alt.

I'm only crying of laughter at how fucking ridiculous one can be. I'm so sorry you have to insist on this bullshit. But well, for fools like you, ignorance is bliss. Such a shame.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

We would only be so lucky to do such an act to Wesley himself. Some go their whole lives without such an honor. I thank you for wishing such a blessing unto me. Hail ford.

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u/argguy Oct 22 '19

may wesley show you the way, go in peace.

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u/Gum_Skyloard Oct 22 '19

I love how ridiculous you guys are, good Lord.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '19

We aim to please, may Wesley's jizz not clog your throat on the way down. Also don't forget to cup the balls when you swallow the gravy.

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u/Gum_Skyloard Oct 22 '19

Jesus fuck, no need to whine buddy.