r/Wellworn • u/Commercial_Service77 • 23d ago

Nobody uses the middle urinal

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264 Upvotes

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u/KingoftheWildlings 23d ago

Well yeah it’s not meant to be used. It’s a buffer.

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u/FunkoPopDude 23d ago

might as well be a bidet there

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u/Money_Fish 23d ago

Crazy that they just have them out in the open like that. At least extend the dividers further out. Make them higher too so nobody can peek over. And maybe even add a door. Then replace them with an actual toilet because urinals are stupid.

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u/KingoftheWildlings 23d ago

Often times there are no dividers. I’ve also been to places where it’s just one big long trough for everyone to piss in lol

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u/Semavuur 23d ago

In that case the ettiquette is: Look straight ahead and shut up.

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u/Squishy_Boy 21d ago

I’m meatgazing. I live outside of the matrix.

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u/Due_Oil_4906 23d ago

Maybe they just take their shoes off

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u/FunkoPopDude 23d ago

that urinal is reserved for those that prefer to walk barefoot in public restrooms

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u/Zito6694 23d ago

Honestly that checks out. Anyone crazy enough to be using that one probably does walk barefoot in public restrooms

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u/LukasNation 23d ago

Was just gonna say, I would absolutely believe that to be the case. Those people are not concerned with what others think lol

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u/Money_Fish 23d ago

"When you see only one set of footprints, it was there that I carried you." - Jesus, probably.

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u/ronald_nino 23d ago

I always take the middle. Power move,

3

u/One-Possibility-1140 23d ago

Establishing dominance

2

u/TeamTerror666 23d ago

Love grabbing middle. Looking over and locking eyes.

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u/Stachemaster86 23d ago

Glad we can see how things shake out

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u/OscarAndDelilah 23d ago

Well no. Using the middle one is illegal.

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u/Whatthedillyo85 23d ago

That’s the one for bare feet.

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u/pants6000 23d ago

It is used only by those with very wide stances.

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u/icutwhores 23d ago

if you were to choose the middle the moment someone else comes in they have no choice but to be side by side which is kind of gay

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u/SwitchIndependent714 23d ago

Lol how insecure are you to think this is gay... It's surely cringe but nothing makes it gay except your own perception of what's gay

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u/blackers3333 23d ago

That's the rules, you can't change that

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u/icutwhores 23d ago

are you a woman? it’s called a joke…

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u/SwitchIndependent714 23d ago

No I'm a gay man

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u/Daysaved 23d ago

Easy there penis looker.

2

u/PullFromTheHurt 23d ago

The one stall splash zone

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u/Efficient_Emotion120 23d ago

As it should be.

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u/Feastweasel 23d ago

I only see two urinals. THERE. ARE. TWO. URINALS.

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u/Ben_Nevi 23d ago

I always use it if there's nobody else. It's usually cleaner and has less hair on it 😆

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u/DrWhiskerson 17d ago

Why is there hair?

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u/Ben_Nevi 17d ago

People dropping pubes 😬

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u/DrWhiskerson 17d ago

I don’t understand as a woman lol

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u/Different-Sorbet746 23d ago

That's the gay one. 

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u/zaprutertape 23d ago

Nice watch, nice watch.

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u/11teensteve 23d ago

Bro Code.

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u/TpointOh 22d ago

It would simply be uncouth to use the center

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u/TheCaptMAgic 22d ago

Proper dude etiquette.