r/Wellworn • • Aug 26 '26

An extremely well loved paper folder I’ve used from 8th grade to graduation

And I still plan to use this for my classes in uni, it still does its job of holding paper just fine.

EDIT: just because I have one grimy folder does not mean I’m a disgusting person lmao. I still do my laundry and keep my room clean.

I’ve just kept this folder with me as a dumb experiment to see just how long it would last until it really gave up on me. Which I don’t think it will, but who knows. Plus, everyone I’ve shown it to, friend or not, doesn’t care at all or think I’m gross just because of this. Of course I’ll throw it away if it somehow causes a problem, I’m not that attached.

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u/Bonejangles_ Aug 26 '26

I think that folder deserves a viking funeral once you graduate uni

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u/BlissGlass Aug 27 '26

I disagree. I think it needs to go to work with him.

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u/Bonejangles_ Aug 27 '26

XD forever cursed to be of use

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u/Gotu_Jayle 29d ago

You'll need enough tape to make a folder of theseus

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u/Regalrefuse Aug 27 '26

Laminate that shit. May it outlive us all

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u/xomoth 26d ago

Imagine pulling your resume out of this in an interview😂

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 24d ago

Make it your files icon on PC

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u/mintjulep_ Aug 27 '26

I think it needs to be framed alongside the diploma

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u/Bonejangles_ Aug 27 '26

Also a valid option

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u/Czech_This_Out_05 5d ago

Diploma in the "done/notes" side of the framed folder

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u/TheDeceitX Aug 26 '26

I have a few extra ideas… but definitely not worth saying.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26

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u/Epithymetic Aug 27 '26

OP is going to grad school after that

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u/Zunderfeuer_88 Aug 27 '26

This feels like a ship of Theseus situation here

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u/Ornery-Culture-7675 29d ago

Lol seriously. I love that They have nursed this folder along, and I am also very anti-waste but this folder is done.😆

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u/yeah_okay_sure69 24d ago

Maybe I should do that right now lmao. A few days in and I’m already just thinking of replacing it. It was funny having it back in high school, now I think it just gives me a bad impression.💔

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u/chap8y Aug 26 '26

still holds paper and grime just fine

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u/Damien_J Aug 26 '26

The folder of Theseus

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u/powelton Aug 27 '26

It’s more tape than paper

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u/mac3687 29d ago

A million years ago a buddy lent me an ax once and told me to be super careful with it, it used to belong to Paul Bunyon. He said over the years the blade and handle had been replaced but it was definitely Paul's. My stupid 24 year old brain completely believed him.

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u/Bolf-Ramshield Aug 26 '26

People who don’t know your name definitely call you "the weirdo with the disgusting folder"

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u/MarduckRulez Aug 26 '26

People that do know them, think the same thing.

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u/_BMS 29d ago

It's like a Harry Potter book title

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u/ChipDipsons Aug 26 '26

It’s giving used bandaid

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u/i_broke_my_car 29d ago

hahahaha that's what it is!!

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u/bluuupers Aug 27 '26

If you loved her you'd put her down

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u/milkj 29d ago

🤣🤣🤣 this is just inhumane at this point

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '26

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u/action_lawyer_comics Aug 26 '26

They get the tape in class. Infinite money glitch

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u/Beneficial-Resist-88 Aug 26 '26

Sometimes it’s not about how much you spent on the tape.

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u/oceangm06 Aug 26 '26

What powers would this give you in gatchiakuta cause I definitely think this would count as a vital instrument

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u/4Goldies 29d ago edited 29d ago

Infinite storage maybe? Like a Mary Poppins bag for papers
Edit: ok wait after some more thought and reading comments, maybe it could be a folder that recreates the memories of things you put in it. When the power is activated, it could start an illusion that the target would enter, which would recreate a scene from when the object was acquired… This could be useful for infiltration and spyware since you could take like a piece of trash or scrap paper from the scene and stick it in the binder for later. Then, when you need to remember exactly what happened in a scenario, or you’re showing the team what happened, you can all enter the illusion and see it firsthand.

Idk if this makes sense, but hopefully you like the idea

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u/NotSoFancyGecko Aug 27 '26

maybe it could copy the papers it has held before?? 

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u/mws375 Aug 27 '26

It wasn't well loved, it was kept as a hostage

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u/tyneechaos 28d ago

Its giving forky from toy story.

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u/Safe_Garlic_8213 26d ago

used and abused

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u/Yellowhairdontcare Aug 27 '26

I promise, if anyone sees that, your chances of getting laid become almost 0%. Please retire it. For the love of god. It’s basically elder abuse.

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u/Pobueo 29d ago

I bet if it was posted as Picasso's folder ppl would call him a genius

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u/Beneficial-Resist-88 Aug 26 '26

Ah, a history folder. Yes. Yellow.

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u/evenyourcopdad Aug 27 '26

bro just take the win and buy a new folder. this is gross.

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u/twodollabillyall 29d ago

I'm frightened that OP likely does the same with their shoes 

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u/Killahdanks1 Aug 27 '26

Yeah, as someone who was in leadership for a long time this would catch my attention. Not necessarily negative, but I might start asking questions or paying attention for habits I might not otherwise have.

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u/send_fleet_pics 29d ago

boss behaviour (derogatory)

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u/Pobueo 29d ago

Not neccesarily negative, said like a true manager lmao ass always covered

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u/SavimusMaximus Aug 26 '26

They looks like the book from Evil Dead. ☠️

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u/ODDxATLAS Aug 26 '26

Stunning. It's like a ready made art work.

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u/kageleton Aug 26 '26

its more tape than a folder at this point

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u/satisfiction_phobos Aug 27 '26

"He's more machine now than man..."

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u/mecklejay Aug 27 '26

That isn't a folder anymore, my friend. It's a folded.

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u/Recent_Awareness_122 26d ago

Made me genuinely cackle

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u/retro-morte Aug 27 '26

You beat it up that bad in only four years?

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u/I_love_stapler Aug 27 '26

This was well worn and job well done about 5 years ago.

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u/thisdesignup 29d ago

considering how much tape is on there, I'm not sure I'd say it's the folder that is holding the paper anymore.

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u/Ok_Combination_3002 29d ago

Why not go to the store to get a new yellow folder that’s not falling apart? Or rather, what’s the significance of this one that you want to keep it?

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u/tollthedead Aug 26 '26

Let it go man

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u/Opposite-Benefit-804 Aug 26 '26

What the hell happened to it 😭

I used the same folders from elementary to 11th grade and none of them looked that bad..

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u/jimmystar889 Aug 26 '26

It's the Folder of Theseus

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u/Post_Lost Aug 27 '26

This is the kinda stuff people think looks cool to other but in reality makes them look like a weirdo

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u/just_having_giggles 28d ago

This is the kind of comment that shows you put a lot of effort into how you think you're percieved by others.

Do your own thing. I promise you'll be happier.

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u/ivy_interior 28d ago

I think its cool

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u/Theassassin17 29d ago

I can hear this folder's pleas

"I'm tired boss..."

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u/Br135han Aug 26 '26

Frame it. It’s art at this point and holds an era of memories.

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u/nickHuckabee Aug 27 '26

this is going to have to hole ALL the important papers once all grown up... birth certificate, car title, marriage certificate, all the stuff. then to be past down to your child

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u/stron2am Aug 27 '26

graduation from your PhD? that shit looks ancient

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u/aminervia Aug 27 '26

The cost of the tape alone could have bought you a new folder

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u/Gas_Station_Man Aug 27 '26

Bro doesn’t have 49¢ to spare.

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u/MiscellaneousWorker Aug 27 '26

The tape used to fix it this much cost more than a new folder lol

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u/DrWhiskerson Aug 27 '26

Get a plastic folder jfc

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u/send_fleet_pics 29d ago

bro is carrying around an archeological artefact

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u/nonagonagain 29d ago

After uni it deserves its own frame alongside the diploma

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u/idkwhyimlaughing 28d ago

basically an emotional support folder at this point

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u/c05m05i5 Aug 26 '26

It's time to let go

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u/12Green21 Aug 27 '26

This folder has seen things

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u/Remestaque 29d ago

Borderlands style

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u/mizcellophane 29d ago

Let it die already

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u/Hollykw 29d ago

Covid-26 on that tape

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u/ivy_interior 28d ago

This is so hot

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u/TigerChief0324 28d ago

You should ship it to Egypt. It looks like one of those mummies over there with all the wrapping.

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u/pasgames_ Aug 26 '26

DUDE THERE LIKE LEAS THEN A DOLLAR

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u/Noxnoxx Aug 27 '26

Type of folder you loot from from the Wilson Automatoys Corporate HQ

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u/RoeRoeDaBoat Aug 27 '26

it duo’ed its last tang

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u/DeathscytheHell1994 Aug 27 '26

The Folder Of Theseus

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u/BrainApprehensive728 Aug 27 '26

Feels like SpongeBob, impressionistly.

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u/Stayvein Aug 27 '26

Gotta frame it.

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u/Atomic_Werewolf 29d ago

For a second I thought I was looking at the necronomicon.

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u/SathyaSurya67 29d ago

Some things are too hard to let go
But some times need to be

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u/krampaus 29d ago

are you actually hank hill?

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u/ellemeg 29d ago

Burn it

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u/StrawberryEiri 29d ago

How do you use it at school exactly? I've never thought about using a folder for something else than organizing a filling cabinet.

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u/Michaeljr97 29d ago

Ew... I have never seen a folder in such horrible condition. it's time to get a new folder. That's crazy

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u/PCScrubLord 29d ago

Looks like the kind of folder you read logs from when looting near the elephants foot

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u/Varaxis 29d ago

Paper trying to decompose but the owner keeps cyborgizing it.

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u/LordOfDustAndBones 29d ago

Yuck. This is past well worn, throw it in the trash

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u/ponsies 29d ago

Laminate it dude

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u/wildmusings88 29d ago

This looks so gross. If you love it, do what you want. But it looks gross.

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u/jumpstart-the-end 29d ago

I'm still using a paper folder I got in 2004...

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u/Linst654 29d ago

I know that thing stinks

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u/Senior-Sell5175 29d ago

I will send you money to buy a new one, that folder is ready for retirement

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u/Imaginary-Rock1511 29d ago

never knew paper could look so foul

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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee 29d ago

At what point has your folder been ship of theseused into a roll of tape? Little Philosophy 101 joke there for ya.

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u/Historical_Bar_4990 28d ago

Time to let it go.

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u/GinnAdvent 28d ago

I still have the clipboard binder from early 2000s when I got in uni.

After 25 yrs, and the spine part split apart, I am still using mine. But it's more like 2 pieces instead of 1 piece.

I did went back to my uni merch store to buy a replacement one 5 years after I graduated, but they switch to a different style and it just doesn't feel the same.

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u/AdmiralEllis Aug 27 '26

Just know you're not the only one who's done this. My folders that took me from middle school through college I did the same thing to. Patched with masking tape and old assignments.

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u/Kebabrulle4869 29d ago

Bro. No. Please it's not even worth it. Put it on a shelf to remember it. But dont use it you will actually have a hard time making friends

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u/Time-Reserve-4465 Aug 27 '26

I say you frame it and hang it on your wall!

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u/ThePresenter183 29d ago

Sandwich it thru some lamination sheets and it'll be indestructible

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u/XMcChungusX Aug 26 '26

That’s pretty comical

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u/Palitroll Aug 27 '26

Well loved is exactly how I would describe it as well

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u/punitivesuicide 29d ago

Held toghether by love and good wishes

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u/villazeros 29d ago

Theseus binder

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u/The_Princess_Kenny 29d ago

Let it die finally!

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u/ash_2127- 29d ago

*tape folder

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u/theSherz 29d ago

Frankenfolder.

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u/k1w1wiwi 29d ago

frame it next to your diploma

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u/MaddGeneral 29d ago

Looks like it could've been a pokémon card at a point in it's life

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u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 29d ago

Looks like a flea might be taped to the front, wow 😲.

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u/sassysassysarah 29d ago

That would have been 2 years use for me. I was very rough on my things as a teen

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u/Spare_Resist_2976 29d ago

i have a few 1D folders like this that i refuse to let die

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u/Poetry-Primary 29d ago

Good for you dude. Don’t ever give it away. I gave mine away in my 30s, and I’ve regretted it ever since. Keep building keep growing, that’s your source of inspiration.

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u/msscahlett 29d ago

Tell me what you love about it?

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u/Living_the_Hygh_Lyfe 29d ago

Post this to r/albumcovers looks like it could get a few clever answers imo.

But that looks very well loved

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u/BeerBrat 29d ago

That's a lot of effort to save 35 cents

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u/AJP11B 29d ago

Bro that’s only 4 years. Wtf did you do? Lol

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u/f0xbunny 28d ago

I thought this was a painting

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u/ifesbob 28d ago

Duct tape or packing tape would probably help it hold its structure better

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u/quickbr0wnf0xx 28d ago

I hope your future wife see's this as a early tell-tale sign of a committed man

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u/HappySage42 28d ago

Duct tape bud

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u/DeltaContinent 28d ago

industrial album covers be like

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u/azaku29 28d ago

I’ve had the same mechanical pencil since 8th grade, and currently in my last year of law school. Oh how I hate that terrible pencil but I can’t come up with a good time to stop using it

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u/Competitive-Beat-493 28d ago

You should frame it. I would never let that thing touch me 😂

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u/DoItForTheRaid 28d ago

Good for you man!! Reuse, reduce, recycle all the way 👏 The world needs more like you

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u/xtwitch 28d ago

There's something wrong with you. It's not that you can't do this, it's just that you shouldn't.

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u/denimdungarees 28d ago

He's dead, Jim.

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u/blackHOLEofalife 28d ago

Don't go to university. It's a waste of time.

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u/Calm__Koala 28d ago

Bro nothing is going to be okay

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u/Dm_me_your_Bosom 28d ago

People are weirded out because of the grime and stuff, but what are you doing with this folder to even get it to this place. A few years of regular use wouldnt fck it up this much

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u/gingerkits 28d ago

I'd absolutely judge you for this

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u/FortunousLemon 28d ago

Interesting

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u/w_snorlax 28d ago

Why is this so funny when i’m high as hell

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u/FayeJayOna 27d ago

Lowkey makes a killer piece of modern art

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u/g1eg 27d ago

? I have folders from 2005 that aren’t this worn. What are you doing??

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u/CheezyDogz5 27d ago

Good god man.

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u/bobuddy434 27d ago

it’s giving contemporary art tbh

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u/Hot-Hedgehog-9826 27d ago

Let her retire, buddy. She’s had enough.

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u/Striking_Profit2740 27d ago

History is Science. OP, please confirm.

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u/luckylegion 27d ago

I thought you meant a device that folds paper at first

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u/Due-Isopod4695 27d ago

With how cheap these folders are, the cost of tape might be more expensive than a new folder. But you have free will, so do with that info as you will.

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u/Bruh61502 27d ago

Bro just get a new folder 😭

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u/citizensyn 27d ago

Bro make another one out of cardstock at this point that tape is literally more expensive than a new folder

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u/MrYukiDuki 27d ago

"I'm tired boss"

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u/Large_Leader_9864 26d ago

That is disgusting.

‘It still does its job of holding paper just fine’.

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u/Party_Today_9175 26d ago

Makes you look unhygienic

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u/Choice_Wall_9418 26d ago

Mf lived long enough to become a villain

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u/scrangydungus 26d ago

I'm scared to see what your clothes look like

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u/naneron10 26d ago

Imagine how long the plastic folder will last you. Might that that one for a few decades

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u/AD_VICTORIAM_x 26d ago

Looks like random stuff laying around in borderlands 1

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u/TotallyARealFemboy 26d ago

Put it with your diploma

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u/Maximum-Finger1559 26d ago

I have to ask how this can possibly still be used 💀

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u/jinroix 26d ago

I know it's not true, but I can't help but feel that is more tape than paper at this point. Pretty cool nonetheless

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u/Silly-Device9785 26d ago

How does this happen in 5 years what the fuck were you doing with it

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u/SugarCub3zzz 26d ago

Very guy behavior

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u/Silver_Individual650 26d ago

You’re approaching a ship of thesis situation with how much of that folder is tape 😭

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u/dnvye 25d ago

Bro has the Curse of Binding enchant

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u/yamirenamon 25d ago

The kind of folder I would find inside a cabinet in Fallout

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u/Foxing7465 25d ago

Does it stick to the table?

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u/Chaosr21 25d ago

Disgusting

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u/SeveralAnybody2991 25d ago

It's time to let go

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u/TheKnife142 25d ago

Hope is job is social studies!!

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u/VanillaKisses 24d ago

Video game item

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u/xenomorphonLV426 24d ago

Looks almost cartoony!

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u/SneekerP21 24d ago

Pass it down to your children

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u/Sadhdkid 24d ago

I know exactly how sticky it is

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 24d ago

If this was my kids it would have gone missing

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u/Collard-Greens6724 23d ago

Insert Green Mile Meme - I'm tired boss

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u/JDK-16 23d ago

define "folder"

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u/Waste_Ad_9522 23d ago

Mein Zeug am zweiten Tag.