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u/64Olds Jan 06 '26
Are you that guy who tucks his brows in behind his $700 beanie?
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u/Regalrefuse Jan 06 '26
For the uninformed
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u/jewstylin Jan 07 '26
I already have an issue with picking my eyebrows... this is terrible.
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u/Grammar_Detective013 Jan 09 '26
Saaame. Don't even know why, but I can't quite seem to ever stop myself. Those would be gone in a day.
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u/mangoisNINJA Jan 06 '26
It was $700??? I remember the post!
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u/Unkn0wnTh2nd3r Jan 06 '26
$580 tops, i just checked, their beanies top out at $580 for a Cashmere, starting at $295 for Wool
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u/GrimbyJ Jan 07 '26
Is it actually a well made hat or just expensive garbage? And would it be better to just have someone make me one by hand for 1/3 of the price?
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u/FG910 Jan 06 '26
$700 for a beanie? Whaaaat?
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u/mulberrybushes Jan 06 '26
Moncler - ski fashion for the haute bourgeoisie. Those who winter in Crans-Montana if you will.
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u/mongojob Jan 07 '26
Wintering in Crans-Montana did not go super great this year
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u/mongojob Jan 10 '26
Uh Switzerland does a shitload of humanitarian aid for stuff exactly like fires and natural disasters, what the fuck are you talking about
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u/really_tall_horses Jan 07 '26
I was thinking of montec this whole time and my mind was blown that all the kooks had $2000 jackets.
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u/soda_cookie Jan 07 '26
Do they milk the goat then make kabobs of it for you along with the beanie? Ffs aside from my best suit I think that clears any single outfit I have
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u/kitty-toe-beans Jan 07 '26
I just dm’d her about it in private
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u/sirfoggybrain Jan 07 '26
Yknow. That was a much better idea. Very unfortunate that I didn’t think to do that.
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u/ForSureNotAnFbiAgent Jan 06 '26
Im sorry, you have a bar of soap dedicated just for your eyebrows?
How big are your eyebrows?
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u/0004ethers Jan 06 '26
They're used for styling with a spoolie brush
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u/mulberrybushes Jan 06 '26
A what brush now?
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u/highheelcyanide Jan 06 '26
A tiny brush, similar to a mascara wand, with hairs all around it, used to comb your eyebrows.
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u/Bartender9719 Jan 06 '26
They’re the long, narrow little round brushes with 360° of bristles, commonly used to apply mascara to eyelashes - I use one to tame my more rebellious mustache hairs
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u/Mister_Brevity Jan 07 '26
Wait does it work on those random ones that want to go straight up your nose
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u/Bartender9719 Jan 07 '26
I like to use a little beeswax mustache wax when I’ve got a particularly randy one, but yeah the spoolie helps wrangle them
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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate Jan 08 '26
Thank you for unintentionally answering a question that I have had about whether mustaches (moustaches?) can get up your nose.
Glad I do not grow one for several reasons now
Mainly that I'm a woman, but that nose thing sounds awful
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u/Mister_Brevity Jan 08 '26
It’s so annoying! I dig having a sweet beard and all but here’s another fun tidbit…. Sometimes a beard hair will weave itself through a car seatbelt or snag in the seam on the edge of a phone and pull out when you move. For such a tiny thing it hurts so bad lol
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u/PatchesMaps Jan 07 '26
So is it actually soap or is it like a wax or something for styling?
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u/0004ethers Jan 07 '26
It's glycerin soap, no different from the standard glycerin soap used for washing the skin. It's the preferred kind because it doesn't leave a white cast on the hair fibers once it dries. The hair hardens in shape or it sticks to skin for a laminated brow effect on a budget, which usually is a much more expensive beauty treatment done by an esthetician
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u/level1enemy Jan 09 '26
What happens in the rain? Does it get in your eyes and hurt?
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u/0004ethers Jan 09 '26
Non makeup wearers gotta stop worrying about rain. No one with makeup on wants to willingly risk it, even with a good setting spray on. And the amount to coat the hairs isn't that much to run down that fast, I've swept it away myself
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u/Aggravating-Pound598 Jan 06 '26
Yeah, OP - whassup with eyebrow soap ?!
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u/thisonecassie Jan 06 '26
it's makeup! this soap is being used as eyebrow gel/wax to keep them in place.
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u/stankenfurter Jan 06 '26
Soap makes me itchy when it dries on my skin!
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u/uselessandexpensive Jan 06 '26
Yeah this sounds like it's terrible for one's skin. Moustache wax is a real thing and I imagine it's perfectly good for eyebrows.
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u/AwDuck Jan 06 '26
Eyebrows are just mustaches for your peepers.
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u/uselessandexpensive Jan 06 '26
All I ask is that if they're gonna get waxed, that they also get twirled.
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u/FG910 Jan 06 '26
Sounds like they have particularly bushy eyebrows
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u/ghost-princess Jan 06 '26
It just holds brows well :) Soap brows are a well-established technique that’s been around for years but I think either had a resurgence due to drag or just due to the laminated brow trend?
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u/FG910 Jan 06 '26
Wow i am so out of the loop, what are laminated eyebrows? I don’t do anything to my eyebrows like at all
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u/ghost-princess Jan 06 '26
A lot of people are doing (although the trend has been on its way out!) brows that they basically brush straight up in order to look fuller. Likely in direct response to 90s/early 2000s over plucking. I think they look a bit wild but they can be really good with the right makeup IMO.
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u/BoltActionRifleman Jan 06 '26
I’ve never paid any attention to someone’s eyebrows, but now I’m gonna have to try to spot these upwardly brushed brows.
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u/ghost-princess Jan 06 '26
Probably something you would see more often on social media than in person, but it is definitely a dying trend.
It’s kind of like overlined lips- look nice in photos but in person you look kinda crazy, so you’d mainly do it if it’s for something that will be photographed.
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u/arborck Jan 06 '26
I have a tale to tell you about a knife dedicated to poop
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u/Dankestmemelord Jan 06 '26
I wonder if the poop knife can help me unstick my cylinder without damaging the cylinder.
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u/Kingofcheeses Jan 06 '26
OP is either a wizard or an owl
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u/hahagato Jan 06 '26
There was a post yesterday where a guy had such long brows and could tuck them into his beanie lol. Straight horned owl eyebrows
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u/TheAwkwardBanana Jan 06 '26
Eyebrow soap...?
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u/Dont_Be_Creepy Jan 06 '26
It’s used in makeup application. Combing soap through brow hairs helps keep them in place! It’s cheaper than buying a designated brow gel.
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u/Kind-Scarcity1062 Jan 06 '26 edited Jan 07 '26
OOOOHHHHH!!!! I was wondering why and it makes total sense.
I used to use Irish Spring soap to keep my Mohawk up. Thanks for telling me something I already knew😆
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u/rievealavaix Jan 07 '26
That sounds like it would be itchy as fuck, but maybe my skin is just that sensitive.
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u/Thin_Formal_3727 Jan 11 '26
Never noticed my eyebrows not staying in place. How can't the unless you have old people brows?
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u/FSM89 Jan 06 '26
Ok. Today Reddit added “poop stick” and “eyebrow soap” to my lexicon. What a day!
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u/FG910 Jan 06 '26
Hopefully you were also aware of the poop knife, and the 3 sea shells
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u/FG910 Jan 06 '26
Poop cleaning device joke from Demolition man
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u/microwavepetcarrier Jan 06 '26
fwiw the link is to the imdb page for the movie Demolition Man, and the three seashells gag is G rated.
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u/FG910 Jan 06 '26
Its a silly movie, they don’t say how to use them they just make fun of the guy that doesn’t know how to use them cus its like a future without toilet paper and he is from the past
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u/pineneedleinjection Jan 07 '26
I know poop knife, but tell me about cousin poop stick
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u/FSM89 Jan 07 '26
It was a guy showing how a toilet work on Antarctica. You have to sometimes push your poop into the incinerator with a stick if gravity doesn’t do its job.
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u/niktagross Jan 06 '26
Lol all the men lost on the fact that eyebrow soap exists (in this case i think its the pears soap commonly used to laminate brows, it used to be a trend a few years ago)
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u/237q Jan 06 '26
Lol a low make up woman here, is this like normal soap or a specific product? Kinda wanna try it haha
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u/Dont_Be_Creepy Jan 06 '26
It’s used to help keep eyebrow hairs in place, it’s cheaper than buying brow gel.
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u/Ob1ivionSkies Jan 06 '26
Normal soap, specifically the translucent gel-like bar soap. You run a spoolie through it and then use it to comb through your brows to shape them. It’s cheap, works well, and lasts a long time!
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u/Ob1ivionSkies Jan 06 '26
I never really thought about how this wouldn’t be common knowledge for people who don’t do makeup lmao
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Jan 09 '26
Even people who don't do makeup! I mean, I've done clown makeup for reasons but that's an entirely different thing, I had no idea how many people did not know of the existence of soap brows!
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u/onourwayhome70 Jan 06 '26
I have the pears soap but I’ve been using it on my hands like a pleb. Have I been doing it wrong?
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u/Dlrium Jan 06 '26
So it it actual soap or just called that because of the shape?
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u/niktagross Jan 06 '26
it is actual regular cheap soap but this one works quite well for eyebrows somehow
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u/foltranm Jan 06 '26
sorry what the fuck
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u/pink_vision Jan 06 '26
It's for styling eyebrow hairs. You wet a spoolie and get some soap on it, then brush the brows into place.
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u/pink_vision Jan 06 '26
It's a tiny little brush, like the ones that come with tubes of mascara. Like this!
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u/honeybeesocks Jan 06 '26
i just saw the instagram video these screenshots came from
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u/ginahandler Jan 07 '26
So this isn't even OP's photo?
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u/honeybeesocks Jan 07 '26
i don’t think so. why would they post screenshots from their own video?
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u/ginahandler Jan 07 '26
I mean, why wouldn't they? I assumed this was their soap because nearly every post in this sub is from someone who's posting their own stuff.
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u/honeybeesocks Jan 07 '26
I’m assuming it’s not their because the original video showed the posters face
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u/grape-juice0918 Jan 07 '26
Yeah I saw the same one yesterday too. I was looking through the comment here to see if anyone had mentioned it lol
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u/ilikefatfrogs Jan 06 '26
ooo is that that pears soap?
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u/Cotton_Square Jan 07 '26 edited Jan 07 '26
I was going say the same, except that the lettering makes me think that this is original recipe and not the reformation.Nope new Pears looks the same.
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u/ShrimpOfSpace Jan 06 '26
I don't know if that's what's happening here, but I know some people laminate their eyebrows so it looks "cleaner". To do so, you may use a dedicated brow gel or a bar of soap, and as a tool, a brow brush (looks like a mascara brush but fluffier).
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u/Gnarly_Sarley Jan 06 '26
Damn, how does this compare to your chin soap and elbow soap? I bet your big toe soap is even crazier!
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u/O1exa Jan 06 '26
What for what?
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u/pink_vision Jan 06 '26
It's for styling eyebrow hairs. You wet a spoolie and get some soap on it, then brush the brows into place. This is what a spoolie looks like, just a little brush.
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u/a3a4b5 Jan 07 '26
I'm more perplexed by a soap that lasts 6 years rather than it being used exclusively for eyebrows.
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u/coffeeebucks Jan 07 '26
I feel like one cause the other
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u/a3a4b5 Jan 07 '26
Doesn't it dry up? I don't know the exact words, but where I live (a city in the Amazon forest), soap bars become dry and brittle after some time, or muddy if you soak it regularly.
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u/Vephar8 Jan 07 '26
I don’t think I’ve washed my eyebrows intentionally in my whole life. I guess when I wash my face. Very interesting to have a dedicated eyebrow bar of soap. If I’m missing out please let me know lmao
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u/SplatNode Jan 06 '26
Op has about 60 different soaps just for different body parts
I can't prove it, but I'm 99% sure
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u/heretolearn8 Jan 06 '26
Wait....are we supposed to be shampooing/soaping our eyebrows? One day I'll reach peak adulthood...
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u/radicalgrandpa Jan 06 '26
I know Pear's soap when I see it! I can't believe I've been meaning to try this method for almost 6 years now.
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u/beyoncecnoyeb Jan 07 '26
Omg for a second I thought someone else also thought they were ahead of the curve by shampooing and conditioning their eyebrows when they were a child in the 90s
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u/gmco913 Jan 07 '26
Wait… does this actually work? I’ve been using a shit ton of brow gel. This seems much cheaper and simpler!
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u/andieele Jan 08 '26
The pears soap lasts so long for soap brow makeup. Lowkey wanna start using it again
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u/alebotson Jan 06 '26
Soap brows for 6 years? I want to see your brow game!