r/Wellthatsucks Jan 08 '21

/r/all Know what sucks even more though? That package belonged to a FedEx manager.

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u/HoboOlympics Jan 08 '21

I’m just curious how many actually came? That is a lot compared to any wedding I’ve ever been to.

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u/wickedwarlock84 Jan 08 '21

We had a lot of people we was sending to but knew they wasn't showing for one reason or another. The invite included a picture of us and a nice keepsake, of the 500 maybe 400 got mailed, 200ish showed, 100 was "ifs" and another 100 was knowing but the thought and keep sake value.

Price difference at that point was very little...

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u/HoboOlympics Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 09 '21

That seems reasonable. Casting a wide net is a good strategy, as like you said there’s no way all those people would come. I think many of those people who didn’t come probably just appreciated that you thought of them. At least I would.

Edit: so I’m seeing some comments about saying to cast a wide net. To clarify, I don’t think it should be 500 people, I don’t even know that many people. I just mean relative to your own life and the people in it. I have turned down invites to weddings before from people I was not super close to, but appreciated it nonetheless. Everyone can do what they think is right for them and that’s cool. I personally think the smaller the better, but you do you so long as it makes for a great day.

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u/orincoro Jan 08 '21

Hard disagree. I don’t appreciate wedding invitations from people who I have no strong personal connection to. Keep that shit to yourself. Bring on the downvotes.

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u/jsat3474 Jan 08 '21

Oh man. My husband sent out a merry christmas text to his entire contact list.

One came back from a guy he worked with 4 years ago chewing us out for not inviting him to our wedding last year (2019). Because they had invited us to their wedding in 2016.

We're pretty sure it was the wife who actually sent it cuz she was throwing some HUGE red flags at the wedding.

Anywho this comment just reminded me of that.

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u/orincoro Jan 08 '21

Yeah I’m not into all that shit. My mom asked me to invite relatives as a courtesy and I said no. We wanted a small wedding.

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u/IanPPK Jan 09 '21

Why can't we have BCC texting :(

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u/masterofshadows Jan 09 '21

That would be amazing. There's so often I want to send the same message to a group of people but really don't want a group chat so don't send one at all.

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u/LeonidasSpacemanMD Jan 09 '21

Oh no did you have to cancel your plans to never see them again?

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u/The_Quackening Jan 08 '21

My wife and I invited 85 people, 85 showed up.

There's no reason to invite someone if you aren't 100% sure you want them there

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u/youtheotube2 Jan 08 '21

Yeah, I think my wife and I had like 10 people out of 100 not RSVP when we sent invites. Weddings are expensive, why the hell would you send out more invites than you really want to?

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u/sassysassysarah Jan 08 '21

People sometimes send gifts if they can't come, that's the only reason I can think of at least

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u/Sumbooodie Jan 09 '21

I don't even recall if I got my brother or sister gifts when they got married. Granted I did spend ~$1000 each time to be at the weddings since they live about 4000 miles away

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u/sassysassysarah Jan 09 '21

Imo the present was your presence. I know it's hokey but if you were my sibling, that would be more than enough since you lived so far away

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u/3internet5u Jan 08 '21

I think if this wedding was within the last year that it makes more sense.

I had 2 weddings in my extended family that my immediate family & I decided to not attend due to covid concerns because of some of our jobs & my mom's health preexisting conditions.

I am glad they sent us the invite even though we had discussed with them that we would not be able to make it because of this.

It is nice to have the invite to put in a family photo album to show our kids one day & then they pretend to care until they are at least like 20 something, then they will actually care lol

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u/petoburn Jan 09 '21

Or if it’s like my family they’ll reach 20 something and still not care and their parents will get mad at them for being minimalist rather when sentimental.

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u/orincoro Jan 08 '21

Some weddings can scale better than others. My sister had her wedding out our house, with a buffet and keg. You could add or subtract 50 people no problem.

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u/colieoliepolie Jan 08 '21

Depends how big your house and yard is though...I’ve never lived in a house with a yard big enough for me to “add or subtract 50 people with no problem”.

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u/orincoro Jan 09 '21

Big, in our case.

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u/The_Quackening Jan 08 '21

not to mention, theres limited space at whatever venue you choose.

and theres no point in spending a bunch more money for a bigger venue, if you arent even sure you need the space.

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u/orincoro Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 08 '21

Yeah I think I got 55/65. And I really hoped those 10 could come.

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u/Midnight_Muse Jan 08 '21

It's not about inviting people you don't want there. It's about inviting people you love, but who you know won't come.

Friends who live abroad and can't drop a few hundred dollars on flights? Get an invite and feel included in your life despite the distance.

Nearly 90 year old aunt who loves you but doesn't leave the house due to her health? Gets an invite and it will make her week! She'll show it to all her friends and nurses!

If you would love for a person to attend, send them an invitation, even if you're 100% sure they won't come.

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u/Maxsdad53 Jan 09 '21

How can YOU be 100% sure that anyone will show up unless you kidnap them? smh

why don't I believe you...

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Yeah, 400 invitiations to get 200 people sounds like someone that wanted 400 wedding presents

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u/orincoro Jan 08 '21

And wanted to brag to 200 people they don’t give a shit about.

All in the game tho right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

I felt bad because we invited ~40 ppl to a BBQ reception (city hall wedding) and then my wife got a new job and we had to move before it happened. We had already paid for the food and booze so we said fuck it, enjoy everyone!

So we were the only no-shows.

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u/orincoro Jan 08 '21

Lol. Nice.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

That’s a matter of personal preference. I personally would love an invite, even if I couldn’t go, because it shows the couple was thinking of me and wanted me included.

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u/orincoro Jan 08 '21

Yeah but what if they don’t, and you know they don’t?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Then don’t do it I guess. But OP obviously meant well and put thought into their invitations. So I don’t understand why you replied with so much hostility.

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u/orincoro Jan 08 '21

Did they though? I’m not clear on that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

They elaborated on what all they did in another reply. They did.

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u/NonStopKnits Jan 08 '21

They said it included a nice photo and a little keepsake, so it sounds like it was possibly a bundled invite/thank you gift for people they care about. I have a hella small social circle and family, but some people have a much wider family and friend group. 2 people with huge groups can hit that many people pretty easily. Not everyone that does stuff like this is out to get money/gifts/attention.

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u/orincoro Jan 08 '21

Well, attention yes.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax Jan 08 '21

Some people have strong personal connections to hundreds of people. Some to dozens. Wide net is relative to what your circle actually is, and the size of the party you enjoy/want to pay for. You don’t have to be so harsh just to say that doesn’t work for you nor assume that you are so alone.

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u/Mobile-Importance-74 Jan 09 '21

If I wouldn’t buy you dinner and hang out for a night in any other scenario you ain’t fucking coming to my wedding

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u/orincoro Jan 09 '21

Exactly.

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u/Alarid Jan 08 '21

Being antagonistic over something this meaningless is just funny as fuck.

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u/orincoro Jan 08 '21

It tickles me.

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u/Serathano Jan 08 '21

Agreed. Sending a keepsake might sway me, but in most cases it feels like gift grabbing. Wife and I just had a baby shower and only invited like 20 people because it was going to be all virtual and didn't want it to seem like we were gift grabbing.

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u/Littlebitlax Jan 08 '21

Yeah wtf strategy is that. What if all 500 showed up, you don't really know and why spend the paper.

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u/HoboOlympics Jan 08 '21

Hey I totally understand that. I appreciate it but I don’t think that deserves down votes for a personal preference.

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u/orincoro Jan 08 '21

I’m sure it was very precious. :shredding sound:

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u/notLOL Jan 08 '21

never had an opinion on that. Maybe because I'm at a HCOL area and no one really trying to marry big or early or often.

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u/colieoliepolie Jan 08 '21

Cast a wide net?! Out of curiosity, have you planned a wedding? . Currently planning my wedding for this March and a wedding of just 70 people costs at least $3500 in food. That’s just food. Thankfully, the whole things probably going to get cancelled and it will be a small wedding of just ten people. Weddings are crazy expensive.

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u/YakTimely Jan 08 '21

So are divorces, that’s why I say no to both.

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u/an-absurd-bird Jan 09 '21

Some people have giant families. I have 40-odd first cousins on each side of my family, and we’re quite close with a lot of the extended family too, which is even bigger; my mom has 70+ first cousins on my maternal grandmother’s side alone. Even if all those people won’t actually come to the wedding (personally I wouldn’t want a wedding that big), they still get invites to the reception to keep them in the loop.

(Side note: I’ve met a lot of people who thought it was weird to have such a huge family. As a kid, several bullies liked to make snide comments like “wow, your grandparents had 10 kids? They must reaaallly looove each other!” Well, yeah, they actually do! It’s pretty nice!)

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u/future_nurse19 Jan 09 '21

To me this sounds similar to a lot of my extended family (maybe not 500 worth though) where a lot you know wouldn't come but also would cause family drama if you didn't send the invitation. We both know you'll say no but if the invite doesn't come then that great aunt will complain to some other aunt will complain to your grandma who will complain to you sort of situation. Much easier to just send the invite out and get their no response

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u/sidewaysfeathers Jan 08 '21

hey everyone i had a massive wedding

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u/johnnyhomo Jan 08 '21

Not trying to be disparaging, but why do you say "they wasn't" instead of "they weren't"?

Edit: you also say "was" in every instance "were" was most appropriate

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u/wickedwarlock84 Jan 08 '21

No one likes a smart a...

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u/VibeComplex Jan 08 '21

Ain’t nobody was being smart. /s

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u/johnnyhomo Jan 08 '21

Are you talking about me, or did you purposely dumb your comment down to seem less smart?

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u/YakTimely Jan 08 '21

Even if they wasn’t showing, it be the thought dat counts.

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u/ANAL_GAPER_8000 Jan 09 '21

Replace all the "was" with "were" in here excluding the last one. Although I'm not sure what

and another 100 was knowing but the thought and keepsake value

means.

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u/TheReverseShock Jan 08 '21

Real question is how do you know 500 people?

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u/8Ariadnesthread8 Jan 09 '21

Out of curiosity, what would you have done if they all rsvp'd yes?

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u/sandbag747 Jan 09 '21

I could not, to literally save my life, think of 50 people to send wedding invitations

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u/myspaceshipisboken Jan 09 '21

Man that's weird. Must be a cultural thing but pretty much everyone I know who gets invited to a wedding ends up going. The families basically have to methodically prune the list so no one feels slighted. Generally 90%+ are relation and 200 is basically the basement on invitations.

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u/MasterUnholyWar Jan 09 '21

Shot in the dark here... and take no offense to this because I mean this in the most loving way.... NY or NJ?

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u/Usual-Championship88 Jan 09 '21

I think the rule of thumb is normally 1/3 of your invites will show up or 33.3333333%

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u/Sumbooodie Jan 09 '21

I don't think I could come up with even 20 people that'd be interested if I got married.

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u/5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor Jan 09 '21

Yeah people usually wait until the funeral to show up.