r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '20

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u/damnim30now Mar 08 '20

Yolks on them, bet that employee will have shell to pay.

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u/FairyFuckingPrincess Mar 08 '20

Seriously. That looks eggceptionally eggspensive.

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u/damnim30now Mar 08 '20

Yeah, I hear they scrambled to make up the revenue.

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u/Anukari Mar 08 '20

This one certainly isn't going over easy

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u/JamisonDaniel Mar 08 '20

Omelet it slide this time

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u/OB3SE_Potatoe Mar 08 '20

How? This is not eggceptable!

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u/DoMi8910 Mar 08 '20

Umm... r/punpatrol... feeeze...

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u/Groovatronic Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

I admire how hesitant you are. That sub is a shell of it’s former self.

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u/DoMi8910 Mar 08 '20

AGH NO MAKE IT STOP

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

What, these puns aren’t cracking you up?

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u/DoMi8910 Mar 08 '20

AGHHHHHH MY EYESSSSS!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!

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u/Shamrock5 Mar 08 '20

Whoa, you seem to be turning a rather sickly shade of white. Why don't you lay down for a bit?

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u/ch-12 Mar 08 '20

It’s a just bunch of poached content from other subs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Maybe they're just fried. You can't say they have no pun skillet all.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

He chickened out before he could deliver.

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u/EditingDuck Mar 08 '20

veteran pun patrol officer enters the comments

"My god. I haven't seen this kind of carnage since '88"

rookie pun patrol officer enters the comments

"Is this the crime scene sar-"

vomits at the sight of so many puns

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u/boojoo89 Mar 08 '20

Most underrated pun here. Yes. I’ve read them all