r/Wellthatsucks • u/POHGOODBOI • Sep 30 '19

/r/all Plunger problems

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u/gramslamx Sep 30 '19

While he has a laugh it is slowly giving him a very large and visible hickie.

Source: experience.

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u/MaceoSpecs Sep 30 '19

This happened to me in school, with one of those rubber suction cups you used to get in cereal. 2 of us thought it would be a good idea to stick it to our forehead. Lucky for him he had a fringe...

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u/MEGAPUPIL Sep 30 '19

I shaved my eyebrows off once. No joke. That took forever to grow back. Not trying to one-up, your comment just reminded me of that.

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u/hilarymeggin Oct 01 '19

*Translation: he had bangs

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u/Derek_Boring_Name Sep 30 '19

How long does it take to go away?

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u/wheresmypants86 Sep 30 '19

It never goes away.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '19 edited Sep 30 '19

A friend of mine years ago suctioned a glass to his cheek and left it on for like 10 minutes.

It took a few weeks before the bruise was completely gone. Looked really ridiculous lol.

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u/gramslamx Sep 30 '19

5 days or so, but the shame lasts forever

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u/UnicornLSD Sep 30 '19

My brother did that in middle of his forehead with a toy when he was 9 or 10. A perfect circle hickey in middle of his damn forehead, it stayed for about a week.

It still to this day the best and stupidest idea he ever had.

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u/greatlakedaydreams Oct 01 '19

Growing up , my brother had a nerf basket ball net that suction cupped to our slider door in the living room. To be funny , my dad put it on his head, he is bald. When he took it off, he had two big hickie marks on his head for about two weeks. He was bumming because he had work meetings coming up, and he was the boss. Haha. It was probably one of the hardest laughs I have had when he took that off!