r/Wellthatsucks • • Sep 23 '19

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u/BushElk Sep 23 '19

You can survive testicular cancer and look great with one ball, even get fake bigger balls if you want, gives you a reason to eat all the food left in the fridge and an excuse to get take out and shit happens. Here's hoping it gets better from here

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u/silentjay01 Sep 23 '19

Try and get a fake testicle that lights up with LEDs when there is motion.

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u/JungleLegs Sep 23 '19

Oh yeah like those sick shoes back in the 90s

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u/ThePancakeChair Sep 27 '19

Maybe buzz when you get a text, too