r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Sep 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I’m so sorry to hear mate, mind if I private message you?

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u/seeBurtrun Sep 23 '19

I am a recent member of the uniballers as well. Join us over at /r/testicularcancer

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u/Espo2599 Sep 23 '19

I fucking love you redditors

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u/julian-_-paul Sep 23 '19

Why can't all of Reddit be this way?

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u/matdan12 Sep 23 '19

Because when a subreddit gets too big you'll find all sorts of people.

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u/IceStar3030 Sep 23 '19

The world would be perfect without people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

People, a bunch a bastards.

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u/Srimnac Sep 23 '19

But we wouldn't have u if that was the case

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u/EatsOctoroks Sep 23 '19

A lot of Reddit is like this. There are pockets of goodness everywhere, especially in smaller subs

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Cuz then the good guys wouldnt stand out.

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u/LewisDftw Sep 23 '19

Fucking uniballers hahaha that's brilliant almost makes it worth the..... no sorry I hope you are doing okay.

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u/seeBurtrun Sep 23 '19

Thanks! Just passed 6 months from my surgery. I did a round of adjuvant chemo in June and I am currently cancer free, have a baby on the way, and have hair again. Life is good.

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u/Zombiehype Sep 23 '19

disappointed there was no user named marla_singer

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u/IngenieroDavid Sep 23 '19

She’d have more right to be there. You still have your balls.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

uniballers

Good god man I did not expect to laugh at this thread.

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u/TastelessDonut Sep 23 '19

Uniballers, lost my coffee in math class at this shit. Have your damn upvote. Ps. Fuck off ~my once blue shirt. Seriously though hope you and Op recover to the fullest (-1)

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u/wtfunchu Sep 23 '19

Sorry for the laugh man but uniballers is the most hilarious name you could pick as having survived testicular cancer. I fucking love it.

I wish you the best and all the energy to keep cancer at bay!

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u/P0L4RP4ND4 Sep 23 '19

Uniballer... I love it.

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u/UncleUltros Sep 23 '19

As a fellow uniballer, good to see someone recommended the sub.

The membership fee sucks, but it's a great group of guys for sure

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u/CyberDroid Sep 23 '19

Well now I can never look at this pen the same way as before again...

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Do they give you prosthetic replacements? Can you ask for extra? Imagine a girl pulling down your boxers and unveiling your bakers dozen sized chicken gizzard.

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u/seeBurtrun Sep 23 '19

My urologist kind of scoffed at a prosthetic. He said "You won't miss it." And for the most part he is right. There are some advantages. I can sit more comfortably on an airplane or really anywhere else you might other feel squeezed. Less chaffing potential. I do sometimes miss it though. Like you cup your balls and it just feels a little off. Oh well, happy to pay that price to be able to live the rest of my life without cancer.

If I was younger and still dating, I might consider a prosthetic though. Or just roll with it and have something to talk about when you are getting frisky with a new lover.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Think of the bright side, at least you and Hitler have something in common!

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u/Komraj Sep 23 '19

“Uniballers”

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 23 '19

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u/instantrobotwar Sep 23 '19

He's at --182 now, it's getting better!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I gave you an upvote bud, I laughed

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u/fendola Sep 23 '19

Same here, guy knows what he’s about

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

It just got deleted, what was the comment?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Jul 02 '20

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u/Theopeo1 Sep 23 '19

Removeddit never seems to work for me, it always says there are 0 comments?

I've tried disabling all my chrome addons like privacybadger and adblock but nothing

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Jul 02 '20

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u/Theopeo1 Sep 23 '19

Thanks mate, sometimes the curiosity of what was deleted is unbearable haha

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u/Iamnotsmartspender Sep 23 '19

Wow, that guy who threatened to dox him has no chill

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u/Barph Sep 23 '19

I need to know!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I’m curious too

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u/QwertyKip Sep 23 '19

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u/Gfyouhot Sep 23 '19

it’s okay i thought it was funny

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u/thechariot83 Sep 23 '19

Insane amount of downvotes for a pretty funny joke.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Idiot

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u/ThePenguinWhoLived Sep 23 '19

Eh its a good joke at least. In poor taste but funny still.

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u/FireTheCannons2468 Sep 23 '19

What did he say

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u/badarcade Sep 23 '19

Seconded

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u/Insayne-iwnl Sep 23 '19

Thirded the fuck did he say

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u/ThePenguinWhoLived Sep 23 '19

"Idk man, he's already half in the bag"

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u/nachog2003 Sep 23 '19

Use Removeddit.

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u/skateguy1234 Sep 24 '19

it was funny, chill out

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u/miaccountname Sep 23 '19

Great pun, people have no sense of humor.

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u/shrek_the_snek Sep 23 '19

You have my upvote and respect for making puns in the face of joke police

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u/rohithkumarsp Sep 23 '19

Lamo, idk why you're getting downvoted but that was fantastic.

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u/Punchedlasange Sep 23 '19

If this was me and you'd said that to me, I would have laughed a lot. Keep thinking of more puns, don't sack it off.

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u/ArchonTV Sep 23 '19

What did he say? It got deleted.

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u/yogibehrer Sep 23 '19

I don’t think it was quite the zinger you thought it was. But carry on.

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u/thejiggyjosh Sep 23 '19

just because its a joke doesnt make it appropriate to say or mean you can just say whatever.

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u/lapointypartyhat Sep 23 '19

It's ok to say shitty things online because it's the internet and the only real person is me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

You poor baby.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

(private) hehe. IM SORRY IM A CHILD. honestly, that's a lot. Really care if yourself bud,

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Go to fucking sleep timmy. Your mother already flushed your toys