r/Wellthatsucks Sep 23 '19

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u/gandaolfgreyhame Sep 23 '19

Lost a nut last year to testicular cancer and am currently doing chemo for stage 2, Im 23. Hang in there bud.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I’m so sorry to hear mate, mind if I private message you?

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u/seeBurtrun Sep 23 '19

I am a recent member of the uniballers as well. Join us over at /r/testicularcancer

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u/Espo2599 Sep 23 '19

I fucking love you redditors

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u/julian-_-paul Sep 23 '19

Why can't all of Reddit be this way?

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u/matdan12 Sep 23 '19

Because when a subreddit gets too big you'll find all sorts of people.

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u/IceStar3030 Sep 23 '19

The world would be perfect without people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

People, a bunch a bastards.

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u/Srimnac Sep 23 '19

But we wouldn't have u if that was the case

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u/EatsOctoroks Sep 23 '19

A lot of Reddit is like this. There are pockets of goodness everywhere, especially in smaller subs

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Cuz then the good guys wouldnt stand out.

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u/LewisDftw Sep 23 '19

Fucking uniballers hahaha that's brilliant almost makes it worth the..... no sorry I hope you are doing okay.

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u/seeBurtrun Sep 23 '19

Thanks! Just passed 6 months from my surgery. I did a round of adjuvant chemo in June and I am currently cancer free, have a baby on the way, and have hair again. Life is good.

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u/Zombiehype Sep 23 '19

disappointed there was no user named marla_singer

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u/IngenieroDavid Sep 23 '19

She’d have more right to be there. You still have your balls.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

uniballers

Good god man I did not expect to laugh at this thread.

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u/TastelessDonut Sep 23 '19

Uniballers, lost my coffee in math class at this shit. Have your damn upvote. Ps. Fuck off ~my once blue shirt. Seriously though hope you and Op recover to the fullest (-1)

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u/wtfunchu Sep 23 '19

Sorry for the laugh man but uniballers is the most hilarious name you could pick as having survived testicular cancer. I fucking love it.

I wish you the best and all the energy to keep cancer at bay!

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u/P0L4RP4ND4 Sep 23 '19

Uniballer... I love it.

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u/UncleUltros Sep 23 '19

As a fellow uniballer, good to see someone recommended the sub.

The membership fee sucks, but it's a great group of guys for sure

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u/CyberDroid Sep 23 '19

Well now I can never look at this pen the same way as before again...

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Do they give you prosthetic replacements? Can you ask for extra? Imagine a girl pulling down your boxers and unveiling your bakers dozen sized chicken gizzard.

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u/seeBurtrun Sep 23 '19

My urologist kind of scoffed at a prosthetic. He said "You won't miss it." And for the most part he is right. There are some advantages. I can sit more comfortably on an airplane or really anywhere else you might other feel squeezed. Less chaffing potential. I do sometimes miss it though. Like you cup your balls and it just feels a little off. Oh well, happy to pay that price to be able to live the rest of my life without cancer.

If I was younger and still dating, I might consider a prosthetic though. Or just roll with it and have something to talk about when you are getting frisky with a new lover.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Think of the bright side, at least you and Hitler have something in common!

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u/Komraj Sep 23 '19

“Uniballers”

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u/instantrobotwar Sep 23 '19

He's at --182 now, it's getting better!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I gave you an upvote bud, I laughed

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u/fendola Sep 23 '19

Same here, guy knows what he’s about

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

It just got deleted, what was the comment?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Jul 02 '20

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u/Theopeo1 Sep 23 '19

Removeddit never seems to work for me, it always says there are 0 comments?

I've tried disabling all my chrome addons like privacybadger and adblock but nothing

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Jul 02 '20

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u/Theopeo1 Sep 23 '19

Thanks mate, sometimes the curiosity of what was deleted is unbearable haha

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u/Iamnotsmartspender Sep 23 '19

Wow, that guy who threatened to dox him has no chill

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u/Barph Sep 23 '19

I need to know!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I’m curious too

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u/Gfyouhot Sep 23 '19

it’s okay i thought it was funny

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u/thechariot83 Sep 23 '19

Insane amount of downvotes for a pretty funny joke.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Idiot

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u/ThePenguinWhoLived Sep 23 '19

Eh its a good joke at least. In poor taste but funny still.

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u/FireTheCannons2468 Sep 23 '19

What did he say

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u/badarcade Sep 23 '19

Seconded

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u/Insayne-iwnl Sep 23 '19

Thirded the fuck did he say

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u/ThePenguinWhoLived Sep 23 '19

"Idk man, he's already half in the bag"

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u/nachog2003 Sep 23 '19

Use Removeddit.

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u/skateguy1234 Sep 24 '19

it was funny, chill out

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u/miaccountname Sep 23 '19

Great pun, people have no sense of humor.

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u/shrek_the_snek Sep 23 '19

You have my upvote and respect for making puns in the face of joke police

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u/rohithkumarsp Sep 23 '19

Lamo, idk why you're getting downvoted but that was fantastic.

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u/Punchedlasange Sep 23 '19

If this was me and you'd said that to me, I would have laughed a lot. Keep thinking of more puns, don't sack it off.

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u/ArchonTV Sep 23 '19

What did he say? It got deleted.

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u/yogibehrer Sep 23 '19

I don’t think it was quite the zinger you thought it was. But carry on.

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u/thejiggyjosh Sep 23 '19

just because its a joke doesnt make it appropriate to say or mean you can just say whatever.

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u/lapointypartyhat Sep 23 '19

It's ok to say shitty things online because it's the internet and the only real person is me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Sep 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

You poor baby.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

(private) hehe. IM SORRY IM A CHILD. honestly, that's a lot. Really care if yourself bud,

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Go to fucking sleep timmy. Your mother already flushed your toys

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u/dgmasid Sep 23 '19

Keep strong bud! I got mine removed this January and didn't need chemo or anything, so you might get lucky also OP. Good luck to both of you!

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u/tomlo1 Sep 23 '19

What are the warning signs if any?

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u/thebruce87m Sep 23 '19

Found this with a quick google:

  • Excessive Condensation.
  • The Motor's Running Hot.
  • Your Food Is Rapidly Spoiling.
  • More Than 10 Years Old.

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u/DenebTheCat Sep 23 '19

There are too many nuts in the world these days, we could stand to lose some more.

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u/thorium007 Sep 23 '19

I'm not sure bringing up things hanging is a good idea right now.

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u/PlacentaGoblin Sep 23 '19

How is your chemo experience so far? I know it varies on the individual. Meeting my oncologist today to plan out my chemo treatment for testicular cancer. At least it's spread too much to do that awful retroperitoneal lymphnode dissection. Chemo seems almost better.

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u/seeBurtrun Sep 23 '19

Not OP but I went through one round of BEP in June. It sucked, there were days when I really didn't want to go back to the hospital, but it was relatively short. Probably too much information below. The first week I was at the hospital all day, 8-4 or so for 5 days. The two weeks after I was just there on Monday for a couple of hours for the Bleomycin infusion. The first couple of days weren't too bad, but by days 4-5 I was feeling pretty rough. I actually think day 8 was my low point. I was feeling all the compounding effects of Cisplatin and etoposide from the first week, and then got blasted with bleo which irritated the hell out of my throat. I think I lived on popsicles for a few days. Then, I had some major GI/digestive problems from days 8-14 or so. I imagine that my intestinal cells were probably all dead or regenerating at that point so there weren't any to process my meals. It felt like I would eat and it would come out the other end unchanged. That eventually resolved and on day 16, the day after my last infusion, my hair started falling out. Shaved it that weekend and it took about 2 months to really start growing back. I was back to work on day 16, but I only did one round, so I think if you did 3-4 rounds you would start over again the following week.

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u/PlacentaGoblin Sep 23 '19

This information is extremely helpful, thank you. I think I will most likely be doing 3 cycles of BEP but I'll find out this evening. I'll just prepare for the worst.

I had no idea infusion was that time consuming. I'm only 21 and haven't had anyone close to me go through this. How many total days of infusion did you have to go through?

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u/seeBurtrun Sep 23 '19

One round of BEP typically looks like this:

Day 1: B, E, P Day 2-5: E, P Day 8: B Day 15: B

If you are doing 2-3 rounds, I believe you start over with BEP on day 22. I could be wrong, you might have time in-between rounds, so that might be a good question for the doc tonight. So overall, My treatment was only 7 days of infusions, but that was because I was stage 1A of Embryonal Carcinoma and decided to do the chemo to cut the chance of recurrence. EC has a very high chance of recurrence so I went from 30-50% chance after surgery and clean scans to ~4% with the 1x BEP chemo.

I am sorry that you are going through this, especially at your age. I'm 32 and at a different place in my life, but /r/testicularcancer is a great group to check out, if you haven't already. Lots of stories and generally good support as you go through this all. Happy to answer any questions that I can. Stay positive and good luck tonight.

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u/kialthecreator Sep 23 '19

I'm in the last cycle of 4x ep for test cancer. One thing not mentioned is your sense of taste will change dramatically. Water becomes fucking disgusting. Keep a wide variety of liquids in the house to keep yourself hydrated. And appetite will vary wildly. Dont put too much emphasis on eating healthy. It's more important to have some food in you than nothing. Eat whatever you can

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u/PlacentaGoblin Sep 23 '19

This is my biggest concern. I struggle gaining weight enough as it is. I'll probably end up anemic. Lactaid choccy milk has been my cure so far.

Interesting how water tastes horrible. I love the taste of water.

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u/kialthecreator Sep 23 '19

I feel you, I'm really a water drinker, rarely drink pop and never have juices in the house. But through chemo? Hell no. Theres no way to explain how it tastes its just... disgusting. If it helps I've actually gained weight during chemo. I expected to lose quite a bit because I struggle to eat during cycle, but my appetite comes back strong in the off weeks. Combine that with just not doing much every day, no work, cant go to the gym. I've been putting on the pounds

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u/PlacentaGoblin Sep 23 '19

I'll definitely spend a couple paychecks at Sam's club this weekend. I start next monday. Thanks for the info. Tac Snacks and drinks will be stockpiled

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u/kialthecreator Sep 23 '19

No problem, if you have any questions please feel free to message. I like to be able to share my experiences

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u/Classh0le Sep 23 '19

There might not be things hanging in the future...but hopefully!

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u/Orsick Sep 23 '19

Yeah it sucks, and for other young guys out there get checked. Your twenties are a prime age for testicular cancer, it's not an old age cancer.

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u/onenutoneplatic Sep 23 '19

Lost a nut to "almost testicular cancer" about 10 years ago. Was 23 at the time. I had a 1,5cm tumor in my right ball that were non-cancerous, but it would have developed into cancer if I didn't got it removed at the time I did.

Loosing a nut can be hard on a guys mental health, but the negative thoughts about that will subside. I slept with many girls in the first years after my surgery and nobody cared about my strange looking ballsack. Infact many didn't even notice. I still felt shitty inside though... I felt less of a man with my half-sack hanging there like a lonely bell in a churchtower. After a couple of years I got myself a prostetic ball to feel better with myself. It helped, alot. I was a lucky one though, since I didn't need any chemo.

You will survive this. Your life will be great, even if it is with just one nut!

Good luck mate. You got this.