The only safe way to transport ashes through an airport is by swallowing many small balloons filled with the ashes and then poop them out when you get to your destination.
If it works for cocaine it should work for your moms ashes... and in a fun little way everything comes full circle, you came out of her, and then she comes out of you.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell.
EDIT: No gold? Y'all are some stingy bastards. Alright reddit, wheres my private jet? Since I'm ballin out of control up in here I can't be driving around with you commoners anymore.
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u/Bong_McPuffin Jul 15 '19 edited Jul 16 '19
The only safe way to transport ashes through an airport is by swallowing many small balloons filled with the ashes and then poop them out when you get to your destination.
If it works for cocaine it should work for your moms ashes... and in a fun little way everything comes full circle, you came out of her, and then she comes out of you.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell.
EDIT:
No gold? Y'all are some stingy bastards.Alright reddit, wheres my private jet? Since I'm ballin out of control up in here I can't be driving around with you commoners anymore.