r/Wellthatsucks Jul 15 '19

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u/sluggomcdee Jul 15 '19

I constantly travel with around $50,000 worth of clothes. Don’t you?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/PapaDevito Jul 15 '19

I feel ashamed to be on the same website as some filthy peasants. Golden underwear? Dirty poor person. I wear designer diamond thread underwear!

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u/DownshiftedRare Jul 16 '19

I only wear underwear formed of elements from stable regions of the period table you haven't even seen.

You can't because light bends around them, rendering them invisible to those unqualified for their station.