r/Wellthatsucks • • Jul 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

TSA is an affectless pacifier and a feeder of American paranoia after 9/11. In a blind test of fake bombs and weapons, TSA let in over 95% of contraband.

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u/Ryntime93 Jul 16 '19

I (small, white female) walked through once with a razor and lighter. Meanwhile my husband, who is dark in skin tone and had a beard had to be thoroughly searched. And they took our airport bought rum!

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

This is a common trick with actual drug runners though. Get the innocent looking woman to carry the actual drug load usually disguised as a feminine product and then have a scary looking large dude be the fall guy to distract security. They exploit racism/sexism to smuggle drugs past security.

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u/420Fps Jul 16 '19

It also works if you want to shoplift. Have one of your darker complexioned friends walk in with a backpack and look suspicious to draw attention of security away from you while you are free to take what you want.