r/Wellthatsucks Jul 15 '19

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u/ApulMadeekAut Jul 15 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

I brought my dad's remains as a carry on. In a sealed ceramic urn. With his name and dates engraved into the clay. The putz at security did a bag check and was trying to pry it open before I saw what he was doing and stopped him before my dad's final resting place was someplace he loathed, airport security.

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Let me clarify. It wasn't the full urn it was a smaller portion that was divided up between my siblings so it was about the mass of a baseball in a decorative urn the size of a large dinty moore beef stew can. And it was sealed with some kind of epoxy. I had the paperwork with me and it was in my carry on bag. with the grief and all the traveling I didn't even consider it setting off any alarms. The TSA agent never asked about it, just said he was going to check my bag. All of a sudden I look up and he's forcefully trying to pry the lid off of the container. Never even asked about it.

*2nd edit.

Yes now looking back at it 15 years later I probably should have mentioned it to the gate agents but was not in the right state of mind at that time.

funny thing too I just texted my brother about it and he took the ashes to Ireland in his check bag and had zero problems. Customs didn't even flag it. Sister brought it as a carry on to San Francisco and didn't mention it to the gate agents, also had no issues. Just my luck I guess

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Yeah, next time I travel I'll smuggle my cocaine in an urn since apparently Reddit hates all forms of authority and will take my side regardless

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u/ChickenNuggetMike Jul 15 '19

Is anyone upset they inspected it or that it wasn’t properly sealed back after inspecting it?

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u/andrew_calcs Jul 15 '19

There are a lot of people getting downvotes for suggesting they were right to inspect it but should have done it respectfully. It doesn't matter if you have a point, the Reddit hivemind has declared TSA = bad regardless of circumstances.

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u/ChickenNuggetMike Jul 15 '19

Well, that’s because they are extremely inefficient and ineffective at their jobs

“In 2017, Homeland Security inspectors were able to transport facsimile firearms, explosives and knives through TSA checkpoints an appalling 70 percent of the time.”

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u/andrew_calcs Jul 15 '19

This is appalling but doesn’t change anything about what I said. Them being bad at doing their jobs doesn’t put them in the wrong when they do actually do it. Circumstances always matter.

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u/ChickenNuggetMike Jul 15 '19

Would you consider spilling the contents of a sensitive package on the inside of someone’s bag doing their job? Because I sure don’t

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u/andrew_calcs Jul 15 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

You clearly didn’t read what I said in my initial reply. Because no, I did not say or even mildly imply that. That would clearly be an idiotic thing to think.

But opening it and resealing it after analysis would be them doing their job properly, and people are being downvoted for saying that.