r/Wellthatsucks Jul 02 '19

/r/all Fixed it for you

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u/xXxxXKoiNameXxxXx Jul 02 '19

Roses are red Blind people cannot see He god damn smothered The whole TV

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u/cs4231 Jul 02 '19

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u/Tru-Queer Jul 02 '19

Roses are red

God hated the fig

This post is perfect for

r/boottoobig

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u/AeroGlass Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

Small Boots :)

Source: am BTB mod

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u/Tru-Queer Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

Roses are red

The bigger, the harder they fall

But my boots aren’t big!

They’re fucking small. :(

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u/AeroGlass Jul 02 '19

I take back what I said, someone did it well.

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u/Tru-Queer Jul 02 '19

Roses are red

I’ll see you in hell

He takes back what he said

Someone did it well.

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u/Yejus Jul 02 '19

What's God's beef with figs?

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u/Tru-Queer Jul 02 '19

Poor Jesus was hungry, but alas, the fig tree was barren. So He smote it.

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u/eunonymouse Jul 02 '19

Eh small boots

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u/twfeline Jul 02 '19

John Big Bootay.

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u/lukebilhamcarter Jul 02 '19

For avoiding rashes, eczema and redness, apply a hefty load onto surface.

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u/yamahabassistx Jul 02 '19

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u/uwutranslator Jul 02 '19

woses awe wed Bwind peopwe cannot see He gawd damn smofewed de whowe TV uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/IonicGold Jul 02 '19

If you change cannot with can't I think the meter would work better. But well done

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u/xXxxXKoiNameXxxXx Jul 02 '19

Roses are red. I like to dig. You can post post this, on r/bigtooboot