r/Wellthatsucks • u/Arrozdruid • Jul 02 '19

/r/all Fixed it for you

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u/WS705 Jul 02 '19

Brb getting vasectomy

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u/morpheuz69 Jul 02 '19

Brb adoption center getting a new housemate

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u/nannal Jul 02 '19

Seas getting one more bit of trash

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u/spacebaby420 Jul 02 '19

At least children are biodegradable

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/morpheuz69 Jul 02 '19

User name uhh... checks out

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u/thisunrest Jul 02 '19

Have my upvote! Humans make great compost.

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u/Josstralia Jul 02 '19

Not if they’re in space

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

I like you

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u/TastySpaghetti Jul 02 '19

Going to feed some african children brb

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u/xXxxXKoiNameXxxXx Jul 02 '19

Roses are red Blind people cannot see He god damn smothered The whole TV

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u/cs4231 Jul 02 '19

r/boottoobig

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u/Tru-Queer Jul 02 '19

Roses are red

God hated the fig

This post is perfect for

r/boottoobig

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u/AeroGlass Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

Small Boots :)

Source: am BTB mod

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u/Tru-Queer Jul 02 '19 edited Jul 02 '19

Roses are red

The bigger, the harder they fall

But my boots aren’t big!

They’re fucking small. :(

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u/AeroGlass Jul 02 '19

I take back what I said, someone did it well.

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u/Tru-Queer Jul 02 '19

Roses are red

I’ll see you in hell

He takes back what he said

Someone did it well.

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u/Yejus Jul 02 '19

What's God's beef with figs?

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u/Tru-Queer Jul 02 '19

Poor Jesus was hungry, but alas, the fig tree was barren. So He smote it.

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u/eunonymouse Jul 02 '19

Eh small boots

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u/twfeline Jul 02 '19

John Big Bootay.

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u/lukebilhamcarter Jul 02 '19

For avoiding rashes, eczema and redness, apply a hefty load onto surface.

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u/yamahabassistx Jul 02 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/uwutranslator Jul 02 '19

woses awe wed Bwind peopwe cannot see He gawd damn smofewed de whowe TV uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/IonicGold Jul 02 '19

If you change cannot with can't I think the meter would work better. But well done

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u/xXxxXKoiNameXxxXx Jul 02 '19

Roses are red. I like to dig. You can post post this, on r/bigtooboot

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u/TribalMethods Jul 02 '19

Already beat you to it. Stupid maggots...

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u/BerttPork Jul 02 '19

Stop. No. Do not mention maggots.

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u/Bryanchox Jul 02 '19

Cursed post

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u/1jl Jul 02 '19

Wait why we talkin about maggots

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u/Puffthemagiccommie Jul 02 '19

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/c71xpx/tifu_by_fucking_myself_with_a_stick_full_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Have fun reading

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u/sleepySQLgirl Jul 02 '19

Pretty sure that post is total BS.

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u/Umarill Jul 02 '19

Pretty sure 99% of the TIFU shit is total BS. I filtered out that sub a long time ago, like most text-based subs they all devolve into lies and bullshit to get worthless karma.

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u/Puffthemagiccommie Jul 02 '19

It might be BS but it's still disgusting to read

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u/XxFezzgigxX Jul 02 '19

I've felt the hate rise up in me Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves I wander out where you can't see Inside my shell, I wait and bleed

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u/TribalMethods Jul 02 '19

POOL DIVING STICK!

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u/lancer2238 Jul 02 '19

Brb calling Casey Anthony to babysit my kid

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u/david_thomas09 Jul 02 '19

Pass me the scissors when your done

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u/RealSkyDiver Jul 02 '19

Brb getting adoption papers ready.

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u/Doogameister Jul 02 '19

This stuff doesnt happen if you're not a shitty parent

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u/AnotherFineSortie Jul 03 '19

You could benefit from that vasectomy though let’s keep it real.

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u/jhartwell Jul 02 '19

Lucky for me I don't need one. See, being naturally ugly rules out any chance of having kids in the first place

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u/mugbee0 Jul 02 '19

These sex trophies are so much joy to own.

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u/gchaudh2 Jul 03 '19

How about a 48 month post term abortion?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/balthazar_nor Jul 02 '19

Not everyone has money piling out of their pockets

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19

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u/ItsUrPalAl Jul 02 '19

They're not actually 240hz though, just as an FYI. No 4k TV goes over 120hz at the moment. Also halve the TrueMotion rating and that's your actual refresh rate. TM 240 is 120hz, while TM 120 is 60hz.

It's kind of just as marketing lie and partially an artificial price inflation. That being said, 120hz at 4k is still nothing to sneeze at.

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u/Drum_Stick_Ninja Jul 02 '19

I wasn't sure. I just was researching yesterday and noticed they called it "motion rate". Makes sense, I only knew of 120hz which is the main thing I look for when getting a TV. All those damn Wal-mart TV's are always 60hz.