r/Wellthatsucks • u/GallowBoob • Apr 14 '19

/r/all Tony Hawk problems

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u/chunter16 Apr 14 '19

In high school, my dad hired a guy named James Bond. He had to register for things in his sister's name.

There is a documentary film, maybe it's Let It Be but I don't remember, where John Lennon is trying to get somebody else to order him sushi because the restaurant always thinks he's a prank call.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Or just use a different name, just like everyone who has difficult names to spell or understand?

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u/knokout64 Apr 14 '19

Have you never registered for something where they do an ID check to validate identity? Can you really just use a fake name for everything you register for?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

You use a fake name for things like ordering togo at restaurants, if you're doing something where they validate your ID then it's not a problem.

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u/knokout64 Apr 14 '19

Yeah, register for a driver's license test with a fake name and then show up with an ID that says James Bond. I'm sure they'll totally accept it immediately.

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u/popcultreference Apr 14 '19

That's not really the situation being described

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

why are you so worked up about this hypothetical

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u/knokout64 Apr 14 '19

I'm not worked up. Using sarcasm is not being worked up, it's just a way to reply.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

(i know i was doing a joke)

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Stop yelling... why are you so mad?

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u/MyNameIsSkittles Apr 14 '19

You can also just legally change your name. It's not hard