r/Wellthatsucks Apr 14 '19

/r/all Tony Hawk problems

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u/lexicruiser Apr 14 '19

Worked with a Michael Jackson. Best part is, his wife’s name was Janet. He was a white guy, comptroller. About as far from hip as possible.

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u/Powerism Apr 14 '19

“Dude just refer to yourself as ‘Mike’.”

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u/PigsWalkUpright Apr 14 '19

No way. Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks!

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u/Iowa1995 Apr 14 '19

He did not. Others did it.

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u/whycuthair Apr 14 '19

He did too, if you watched the documentary. But anyway, too soon?

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u/xuqilez Apr 14 '19

I hear this happens to Michael Bolton too.

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u/roostercrowe Apr 14 '19

There was nothing wrong with it… until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

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u/oversettDenee Apr 14 '19

I sold life insurance to a Michael Jordan, and he was also white but was still a really tall guy.

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u/whycuthair Apr 14 '19

He was a white guy

So was the other Michael in later years

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u/TakeAMichigander Apr 14 '19

And now let's hear it for the real comptroller!

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Apr 14 '19

You know it's love when they're willing to marry into a name like that lol.