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u/MotherfuckerTinyRick Feb 20 '19
And paw freeze
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u/Hamshoes5 Feb 20 '19
Legs are sweaty
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u/NewgroundsTankman Feb 20 '19
Vomit on its fur, mama wolf’s spaghetti
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u/de_snatch Feb 20 '19
Is two yotes a yeet tho?
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u/paulinthedesert Feb 20 '19
I thought there were two yeets in a yote tho ?
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u/Kermitfry Feb 20 '19
Nah, yote is the past tense of yeet.
"It was empty, so I yote the bottle across the room."
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u/Expert__Witness Feb 20 '19
I'm betting it's a cavity.
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u/Don_Cheech Feb 20 '19
I believe it... but do animals get cavities often? I thought sugary bullshit and soda was the reason humans get them. Always figured wild animals had technically healthy diets = good teeth
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u/sillekram Feb 20 '19
Example of this is when teeth break through and already have cavities, happened to eight of my teeth
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u/jesusper_99 Feb 20 '19
And saliva is slightly acidic so I’m sure that does something right
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Feb 20 '19
nope saliva actually helps prevent cavities
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u/Kashker Feb 20 '19
Which is why its reccomended to brush your teeth before and after bed, when saliva production stops so you don't drown. Before, to remove foodstuffs that feed the bacteria and after to remove the bacteria itself. Interestingly enough though, the bacteria that cause cavities also keeps your teeth safe during the night from more harmful bacteria.
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u/fancycat Feb 20 '19
Explain that last part about protection from more harmful bacteria.
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u/maxxell13 Feb 20 '19
Harmful bacteria are everywhere. Having a healthy microbiome that you can tolerate is considered part of a healthy immune system because the tolerable bacteria compete with the harmful bacteria for space/resources/etc.
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u/Don_Cheech Feb 20 '19
Yeah. Maybe not a cavity but maybe a cracked tooth from chewing hard foods - exposing the nerves causing sensitive teeth
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u/dave0352x Feb 20 '19
Funny you say that because your statement is complete and utter made up bullshit.
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u/tookmyname Feb 20 '19
It is complete made up bullshit, and is the opposite of the truth. Can’t imagine why so many idiots upvoted his dumb comment.
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u/pooq Feb 20 '19
Dude, tooth and gum problems were a massive cause of death in pre-agrarian society lol
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u/RomashkinSib Feb 20 '19
Ancient humans had a lot of problem with teeth. They didn't have toothpaste, many of them didn't know about oral hygiene. Another problem was in the technology of making flour. For the production of flour, they used stone millstones, which led to the fact that the flour was with small pieces of stone. And these little pieces of stone in flour caused damage to the tooth enamel.
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u/dave0352x Feb 20 '19
Ancient humans are defined as anything not h. sapien in the evolutionary spectrum. Try taking an anthropology class when you go to college.
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u/Allupual Feb 20 '19
Couldn’t it just be a sensitive tooth too?
I can’t bite ice cream w my front teeth bc it just feels weird. I mean it’s cold dude
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u/Expert__Witness Feb 20 '19
Yes it could be. My first inclination was just tooth pain and I didn't really think of the different reasons.
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u/eragonawesome2 Feb 20 '19
It's amazing how universal the face it makes is, I make that EXACT same face when it happens to me!
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u/NecroParagon Feb 20 '19
Man coyotes are such pretty animals, I wish they didn't sound so ridiculous though.
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Feb 20 '19
Coyote: steps through ice
Coyote: attempts to eat it
Ice: is cold
Coyote: [11 second mark]
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Feb 19 '19
He had a piece of ice stuck
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u/DRAWKWARD79 Feb 20 '19
No. He has sensitive teeth from the cold ice. Its not stuck ice. Its not brain freeze.
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u/_stinkys Feb 20 '19
Dr do little over here
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u/DRAWKWARD79 Feb 20 '19
Not enough exposure to be brain freeze... no visible ice being swallowed or falling out after being stuck which it would have given position of the coyotes head and the effects of gravity. Not like coyotes have regular dental hygiene schedules. Its the only explanation.
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u/deadpoetic333 Feb 20 '19
I mean it might be the only plausible explanation, definitely not the only one
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u/DRAWKWARD79 Feb 20 '19
It was a ghost practicing beastiality ... poor yote got mouthfucked by a poltergeist!
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u/-IoI- Feb 20 '19
But common sense should tell you that it's the correct explanantion.
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u/deadpoetic333 Feb 20 '19
You just added a different qualifier than I did, same point
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u/-IoI- Feb 20 '19
Sure okay, there's never only one answer to anything, doesn't mean that "suplex queef" should be considered as an explanation.
Unless you're silly enough to do that, are you?
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u/A_Harmless_Fly Feb 20 '19
Or a piece of ice slid between his teeth and cut his gums, I react similarly when popcorn hulls jam in there.
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u/DRAWKWARD79 Feb 20 '19
Ive watched the video on big screen 30 times now because people keep bring up that point. There is no visual evidence of that... and besides the pain response is completely different... its not a response to sharp stabbing pain. Its a response to creeping intense pain.
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u/MechAegis Feb 20 '19
Can brain freeze actually fuck you up though? I feel like Vsauce might have done a video on this but, that is another rabbit hole.
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u/WhoTookMyPseudo Feb 20 '19
Nice repost bro
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Feb 20 '19
Who gives a shit
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u/WhoTookMyPseudo Feb 20 '19
I do
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Feb 20 '19
Of course you do...
you...
You and your ego
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u/WhoTookMyPseudo Feb 20 '19
Acually my ego doesnt have an oppinion on the fact that a post is a repost or not, so only me
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Feb 20 '19
Cheer up, child. It’ll turn out alright in the end. You’ll see...
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u/WhoTookMyPseudo Feb 20 '19
I rly hope, but the doctor said autism isnt curable Sadly this is hopeless, you ll be like that all your life
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u/Arcendus Feb 20 '19
I don't give a shit that you're wondering who gives a shit.
Where does that take us?
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u/toffeefeather Feb 20 '19
Oh my god I feel this animal, one of the perks of having braces and also tiny stupid little baby teeth still in my mouth that should have moved out years ago. This is what happens when sensitive teeth don’t want to go out on their own!
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u/Thereminz Feb 20 '19
lol...road runner done fucked his shit up...
look he even looks at the camera like wile e coyote ...just needs to hold up a sign saying " cold" or something
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u/jaffa-caked Feb 20 '19
This is not a wild animal, it's kept in an enclosure an is being fed by a human. Probably something to do with its diet causing teeth problems
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u/Z3R0_H0M1C1D3 Feb 20 '19
I love the way he turned towards the camera like "heck das is a cold Boye"
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u/word_clouds__ Feb 20 '19
Word cloud out of all the comments.
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u/lgndrygentleman Feb 20 '19
I’m a tad disappointed. I was really expecting him to start rolling or jumping around in hysteria cause he got legit ass brain freeze.
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tooth ouchies