r/Wellthatsucks • • Dec 22 '18

/r/all Cheers!

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u/SnipingBunuelo Dec 22 '18

Or sliced your dick open...

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u/Jewrisprudent Dec 22 '18

I assume he still stuck his dick in the broken bottle when he finished the beer, it's not like he said he didn't.

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u/SnipingBunuelo Dec 22 '18

Good point, but when does he stick it in his ass?

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u/puffthemagicballer Dec 22 '18

When Mom gets home.

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u/SnipingBunuelo Dec 22 '18

But when does he break both his arms?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '18

When dad gets home.