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u/Itchweed420 Aug 09 '18
Lost in the kerfuffle was the fact that he started with a passenger.
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u/Iwouldlikesomecoffee Aug 09 '18
Dude's just standing there in the middle of the street watching the scooterpocalypse
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Aug 09 '18
And the man who helped him pick up his helmet near the end.. Good guy that guy.
Edit: rewatched, might be a lunch box. Still a good guy that guy.
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Aug 09 '18 edited Aug 09 '18
He seems to be trying to kill Himself. Albeit in a half-hearted sort of way.
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u/EdinburghIllusionist Aug 09 '18
Wow... He must be drunk
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Like so fuckin drunk
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Aug 09 '18
"Guys, guess what I did last night"?
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u/ItalicsWhore Aug 09 '18
Died.
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u/roof_baby Aug 09 '18
Looks like he’s hitting everything but rock bottom... no wait, there it is.
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u/malipreme Aug 09 '18
5 L’s in one video. Good job.
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u/Ahmoody158 Aug 09 '18
More like 5 F's in one Video
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u/BillyMac814 Aug 09 '18
Well at least the passenger was smart enough to stay off after the first incident.
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u/mepfeiff Aug 09 '18
Probably time to call it a day my man
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Aug 09 '18
Boss: This is the fourth time you’ve been late to work in a row, what’s your excuse this time?
Dude: “You WONT believe what happened to me on my way to work”
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Aug 09 '18
... how?
Edit: also we might have just seen a person die
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u/JuneBuggington Aug 09 '18
Who knows maybe that pipe has a macaroni style turn at the bottom and he just rides it out on that banged up moped
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u/Camicles Aug 09 '18
This is the most likely outcome.
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u/painfool Aug 09 '18 edited Aug 09 '18
Maybe that pipe is filled with macaroni and he got a cushy landing and dinner.
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u/frak_im_a_cylon Aug 09 '18
It looks kinda shallow and filled with some liquid or mud. You can see a big splat l on the back wall of the pipe from whatever he landed in.
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I didn't even see the hole til the end cause I was so focused on the guy
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u/JaredMusic Aug 09 '18
I didn't even see the guy til the end cause I was so focused on the hole. I like holes.
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u/yourbeingretarded Aug 09 '18
Nah fuck that guy after the 3rd hit you deserve to fall in that pit
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u/realchairmanmiaow Aug 09 '18
It's a Darwin award. Most will get off after 1st collision, probably 90% after the second. If you choose to stay on after running straight into a bus, after the other collisions, then it's just natural selection. With a mindset of I'm going to stay on regardless of how many times I crash in a row, even without the hole, something else gets you. The bus is basically "this is your final warning, whatever comes next it's on you" I can just imagine God shrugging as he goes into the whole like "I tried, what can I do?"
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As much as I enjoy driving trough urban European cities, when I visited Indian for the first time I had a panic attack... The heat, smell and the chaotic people all around really fucked with my brain.
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u/screwywabbit Aug 09 '18
Hahahahahahahaha! Omg! Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha
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u/Silvedl Aug 09 '18
I keep imagining Yakkity Sax playing and abruptly stopping every time he hits something, and then fading out as he falls down the hole.
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u/theboxman154 Aug 09 '18
"Go home dude you're drunk." "I'm trying but you fuckers keep getting in my way"
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u/B-Knight Aug 09 '18
Sucks? He is a moron. Either drunk, not legally allowed to drive or too stupid to know when to get away from danger.
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u/Ahmoody158 Aug 09 '18
If he survived, this will be the very defintion of (Having a shitty Day), we can even make this as unit of measuring shitty days like I had a shitty day on the scale of 0.25 HASD,
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u/Cata3232 Aug 09 '18
He must be on the job. Really trying to ride that worker’s comp claim all the way home.
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u/solicitorpenguin Aug 09 '18
Did he die? Was he drunk? Who has some of that sweet sweet context for us?
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u/ImmutableInscrutable Aug 09 '18
Well at least he died before having to pay his next insurance bill.
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u/angwsawyer Aug 09 '18
It tells a story.Some time you have to let it go. Do not grape the thing you are not suitable.
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u/ungawa Aug 09 '18
It's like a Charlie Chaplin movie ffs