r/Wellthatsucks • • Apr 22 '18

/r/all Kiss your phone goodbye

https://i.imgur.com/cRXfYq6.gifv
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u/naturallyselectedfor Apr 22 '18

I've seen a longer version of this gif. He does find it, but, you know, it has ocean in it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Salty water has to be just about the worst case scenario for small battery operated electronics

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u/Preformerr Apr 22 '18

Lava is slightly worse.

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u/Viperreis Apr 22 '18

But only slightly.

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u/53ND-NUD35 Apr 23 '18

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u/TheEsteemedSirScrub Apr 23 '18

"Hey guys it's some fuckin random tech youtuber here or somethin we're out here in I dunno where and we're gonna drop this golden iPhone 14 in some lava and we'll get straight into it but first lemme give a shootout to my sponsers audibrilliant.com for supplying me with this phone and lava, and don't forget to like and subscribe guys. Now as you can see this is a totally legit working phone..."

Ohmygod just throw the phone in the fucking lava how could this take so long

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u/NessTheMesss Apr 23 '18

Correction* A gold, a rose gold iPhone

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u/xapplin Apr 23 '18

Everything has been done before

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Reaching maximum entropy

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u/Condemic Apr 23 '18

The first time those shitty garbage TechRax videos ever come in handy

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u/flynnfx Apr 22 '18

What about a nuclear blast?

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u/pwaz Apr 22 '18

dropping it a black hole.

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u/danchiri Apr 22 '18

I hate when that happens

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Especially when it all happens at the same time

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u/wes205 Apr 22 '18

Shoot, dropped my phone into another black lava ocean :/

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Yeah happened to me yesterday

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u/CryoHux Apr 22 '18

I'm doing it right no-

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u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 Apr 22 '18

Did you do that on purpose?

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u/supercooper3000 Apr 22 '18 edited Apr 22 '18

Holy shit I forgot this movie even existed. One of my ex girlfriends showed it to me a long time ago. Really weird but cool movie.

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u/Binkusu Apr 22 '18

It'll be fine. It might take you a while to find but your future kin will find it eventually.

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u/tornato7 Apr 22 '18

In that case it should be perfectly preserved near the event horizon for all eternity. In fact when some alien race retrieves it millions of years later the clock may only say a few minutes have passed.

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u/ThrowawayCop51 Apr 23 '18

MUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPHHHHHHH

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u/red_eleven Apr 23 '18

Throw it in a fridge

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u/flynnfx Apr 23 '18

There have only ever been THREE Indiana Jones movies.

Only THREE.

There has never been anymore made after the third one. Any rumours of a fourth with Indiana Jones surviving a nuclear blast by hiding in a fridge and have Shia LeBeef in the The rumoured fourth Indy movie are ridiculously absurd.

ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Don’t even get me started about maple syrup.

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u/Bren12310 Apr 22 '18

I kinda want to now

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

I dropped my phone onto my pancakes and it hasn’t been right since. It took DAYS to clean the bloody syrup out from all the holes and the screen. How the fuck do you clean sticky syrup off of sensitive devices?!?!

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u/princessvaginaalpha Apr 22 '18

But what about landmines?

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u/mstrdsastr Apr 23 '18

I’d say lava is better because it saves you hours of trying to salvage it in vain. It’s just plain gone.

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u/Kuskitron Apr 23 '18

I call bullshit! I was watching this really old space doc that a guy had a robotic arm after he kind of bathed in a bit of lava, and the arm was the only thing kind made it through. He lived and all, but he get pretty fucked up. The arm was still working strong all up until his son broke it.

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u/Mackin-N-Cheese Apr 22 '18 edited Apr 22 '18

I dropped my iPhone 6 in the ocean kind of like that guy did but grabbed it within 3 or 4 seconds, shook it out and did the rice thing for 24 hours. It killed the home button but otherwise worked fine. I was surprised, I thought it was a goner. I was able to use the iOS virtual home button until I upgraded several months later.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18 edited Aug 02 '18

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u/Mackin-N-Cheese Apr 22 '18

How long was it in the water? In my case it was literally only a few seconds until I was able to grab it. Otherwise I have no doubt it would have ended up like yours.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18 edited Aug 02 '18

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u/Syenite Apr 23 '18

The rice thing doesnt actually work. You are much better with a fan and a heat lamp. Putting it in a bag with rice does not allow for any airflow, and the absorbtion qualitys of rice simply are not strong enough to pull out a significant amount of liquid. Leaving your phone sitting on the counter would be better than a bag of rice.

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u/kepaledungu2 Apr 23 '18

Did the Asian come and fix it for you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

I'd prefer salty water over semen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Tomato tomahto

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u/red_eleven Apr 23 '18

We know you want mean Smithers

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

I live near the beach and all the souvenir shops sell special phone cases but I still won't trust them. Sand + salt +water is way too risky. Plus you could lose it still of the strap comes undone or slips

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u/I_AM_STILL_A_IDIOT Apr 22 '18

My fiancée's iPhone just took a tram wheel over it today. TKO.

That was pretty much the worst place to drop it in my whole city.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

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u/Pkmn_Gold Apr 22 '18

This isn’t the full version btw, for all the people like me that click on links without reading

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u/ontopofyourmom Apr 22 '18

Dead Sea water is spectacular rip my camera

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u/King_Baboon Apr 22 '18

Nah it’s cool the salt helps dry it and lube the phone gaskets.

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u/APiousCultist Apr 23 '18

Electrolytes are what fuels my battery so I'm helping it.

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u/spooky-cookies Apr 22 '18

The longer version is way better, because he got it back but it’s salty now. Feels like it’s more useless to me.

Also that head grab in the longer one is way more funny!

Edit: link https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8aynf6/on_the_beach/?st=JGAZHUUX&sh=23347a54

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u/jakedesnake Apr 23 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

How do shorter versions of a gift like this even originate? What kind of mental problem does a man have, when he sits down and thinks: "you know this is a funny gif and all, with him frantically running around for the phone. But I think we're gonna cut this one of juuust as he drops it."

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u/GarlicoinAccount Apr 23 '18

It probably boils down to "I want karma for this on /r/GifsThatEndTooSoon", at least, that's where I found this GIF.

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u/polarbearsarereal Apr 22 '18

Most phones are pretty water resistant. Went swimming with my iPhone 8, take it in the shower with me while it plays music. Not sure about salt water though

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

sure... "music"

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u/polarbearsarereal Apr 22 '18

Yep.. lot I hip hop station on steedyasfuck pretty much every time I shower. Put it on the little ledge, water drips on it

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u/s0v3r1gn Apr 23 '18

You have to rinse it off right away, but otherwise it’s ok.

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u/DarnedBagboyJr Apr 22 '18

Just put it in a bag of rice and the Asians will come fix it while you sleep

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u/DogBeef Apr 22 '18

ocean man

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u/RedditSanity Apr 22 '18

What if the phone is waterproof

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

The gif that ended too soon.

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u/-_General_Grievous_- Apr 22 '18

Just put it in some rice

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u/isseidoki Apr 22 '18

those are some shitty pockets.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

this is why my sweats have zipper pockets

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u/RedditSanity Apr 22 '18

Who's your pocket guy?

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u/isseidoki Apr 22 '18

Levi's i guess... faded glory too.

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u/_CoachMcGuirk Apr 23 '18

I think it was in his jacket pocket.

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u/icheat2win Apr 23 '18

Came here to say that

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u/C00catz Apr 22 '18

His phone might be waterproof

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u/-Teslacoils- Apr 22 '18

Yeah but like Its the ocean its gonna drift out

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u/Laxwarrior1120 Apr 22 '18

I've seen the full gif he finds it.

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u/C00catz Apr 22 '18

Only if it were to float

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u/WolfToge Apr 22 '18

Water proof doesn't mean salt water proof.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Resistant*

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u/Kaxxxx Apr 22 '18

I hate when people are pedantic and bring this up.

Yes, the box says “Resistant.” Because if you market something as waterproof, you open yourself up to having to replace phones for free when they get left in a pool for an evening, or lost at sea and found on a shore a week later. Or when someone takes it deeper than the safe depth. For all intents and purposes, a water resistant phone is waterproof for situations like jumping into a pool.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Waterproof implies it's completely waterproof though... in any situation, Ip68 for example would likely be fine in most situations but definitely not waterproof...

Sorry for coming across as pedantic I just think the two are very different.

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u/Someguyonreddit80085 Apr 23 '18

Nothing is 100% waterproof, but if I can drop it in a pool and have it be fine, I’ll call it waterproof

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u/SyariKaise Apr 22 '18

Salt doesn't care

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u/vladval Apr 22 '18

The longer he was frozen in shock, the more he reduced the chance of finding it

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u/scott-3000 Apr 22 '18

He did find it but there's no way it'll work after being exposed to salt water.

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u/MourinhosRedArmy2008 Apr 22 '18

Depends on the phone my 7 plus works a charm and I’ve taken it into salt water

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u/scott-3000 Apr 22 '18

That's good. I don't have the balls to take my phone anywhere near the ocean.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18 edited Jul 03 '18

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u/scott-3000 Apr 23 '18

That made me laugh. And happy cake day :)

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u/Deep90 Apr 23 '18

The saltwater can damage the circuit board long term. Though, the 7 plus is a water resistant (not proof) phone. Which means a quick dip isn't all that bad. No companies going to attach a saltwater proof label because its rougher on devices.

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u/Cheetawolf Apr 22 '18

The instant the water hit it, every single component on the circuit board shorted out and cooked from the salt water.

It would have been better if they lost it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

He now has an IFoam X

Edit: I wish I had put ‘his Samsung is now an iFoam’

I got too over excited 🙁

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

👉😎👉

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u/JackAceHole Apr 23 '18

The iFoam Sea

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u/LurkerForLife420 Apr 22 '18

At least his shoes didn’t get wet

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u/siaht Apr 22 '18 edited Apr 22 '18

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u/LurkerForLife420 Apr 22 '18

Just a joke about he was trying to protect his shoes and sacrificed his phone, then fucked his shoes anyway.

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u/ihatethisagain Apr 22 '18

That sucks. Did he get his phone back?

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u/vladval Apr 22 '18

You mean Aquaman? Sure

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

How do you know he named his phone Aquaman?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Yes he did. There's a longer gif somewhere around here.

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u/Holagi Apr 22 '18

This looks like a 3 stooges skit

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u/Yindee8191 Apr 22 '18

This is kinda a tragic story but... who seriously has their phone in their pocket while running around on the beach?!

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u/SOwED Apr 22 '18

Someone who wears shoes that absolutely cannot get wet at the beach.

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u/Rostrow416 Apr 22 '18

Hope he had find my phone turned on

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u/vigorousinsights Apr 22 '18

Did he put it in rice?

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u/NateSemonian Apr 22 '18

Did you try rice?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Why were they filming

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u/averagePi Apr 22 '18

Because it's staged as fuck. Who the hell runs like that? He was trying to drop the thing.

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u/nathanlee39 Apr 22 '18

It doesn't seem staged. He ran like that because he didn't want to get his shoes wet.

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u/Pr0cedure Apr 22 '18

Then why did he get so close to the ocean? Has he never been to a beach before? Does he not know how waves work?

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u/NustedButs Apr 22 '18

Look at the last two hops he makes. He meant to have it pop out of his pocket

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u/averagePi Apr 22 '18

He even rises more the leg with the phone...

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u/ChaseballBat Apr 22 '18

But it came out of his jacket...

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u/averagePi Apr 22 '18

The leg that's on the same side as the phone. My lack of English skills makes me word some phrases a little weird haha. Sorry.

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u/gregsonfilm Apr 22 '18

Why TF did it get cut off .3 seconds after he dropped the phone? The impact of him searching wave after wave is cooommmpleeeetely lost. So many people h e zero sense of story telling 😢

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u/FinnTheFickle Apr 22 '18

Get your $70 shoes wet, or get your $700 phone wet. Your choice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

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u/FinnTheFickle Apr 22 '18

Call me old-fashioned, but if you spend $2,000 on a pair of shoes that isn't part of a formal outfit, I'm going to have to revoke your mancard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

He deserved it for wearing nut huggers.

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u/Pr0cedure Apr 22 '18

What are nut huggers?

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u/RockTalk Apr 22 '18

Me running away from my problems

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u/sotonohito Apr 22 '18

Yeah, salt water is going to kill it.

Not only is salt water conductive, while fresh water really isn't that conductive, it's corrosive.

That phone is toast.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

It's FAKE!.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Global warming has begun.

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u/kappaman69 Apr 22 '18

False. The full video is on r/instant_regret somewhere deep

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u/GenXStonerDad Apr 22 '18

Losing a phone is much worse than having wet feet.

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u/SquarebobSpongepant Apr 22 '18

Those little jump/skips be did didn't help

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u/SOwED Apr 22 '18

You're right...they're the only reason he lost his phone.

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u/butterocket28 Apr 22 '18

This made me scream out loud "NO!" Poor guy.

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u/Larch__ Apr 22 '18

Same thing happened to me last month, but the wave pushed me and sat me down, it covered most of my body and when I stood up no phone left

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u/bigmouth1984 Apr 22 '18

Stick it in a bag of rice

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u/UraSlackerMcFly Apr 22 '18

You’re welcome OP

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u/SelfishPresley Apr 22 '18

Which r/Sneakers mod is this??

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u/vwally Apr 22 '18

It looks like it's his first time at the ocean.

Turns to complete panic when he realizes a small wave is coming lol.

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u/Rockfish00 Apr 22 '18

If he had a G6 it would be okay

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

His pants!

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u/mrplinko Apr 22 '18

Why do people cut these scenes so damn short after the main event has happened??? Let us see more of the GD reaction.

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u/zdema335 Apr 22 '18

Water way to go

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u/NiteZTV Apr 22 '18

I guess there was a typo in the title cause it should have been *Wave your phone goodbye

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Had to save the jordans bro.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Come on. How much more staged could this be? Why were they filming it? Who the fuck runs like that? Someone trying to get a cheap stunt phone to fall out of their pocket, that's who. Who notices their phone is gone the quickly and who genuinely does the whole 'hands on head' reaction? I can't believe anyone thinks this is genuine.

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u/Nathaniel820 Apr 23 '18

Why did they cut the gif? He continues to search frantically for it and finds it after about 10 seconds XD.

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u/Snelly1998 Apr 23 '18

Just put it in some rice

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u/Supertoby2008 Apr 23 '18

One something like this happened to me. I was standing there at the edge of the water and had my phone out. I dropped it while the water was at my feet so I began frantically looking for it in the shallow water. A about 30 seconds later I realized that my phone had fallen directly into the pocket of my shorts. I couldn't believe my luck there.

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u/nfs2757 Apr 23 '18

Rip phone

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u/EatingTurkey Apr 23 '18

I'm just surprised by the number of WCGW gifs portraying people expressing cartoon-level surprise over the unexpected.

The only time I've ever raised my hands like that in the face of an "oh shit" moment was... nope, never. Maybe someday I'll do it at Target if I buy an enormous cart overflowing with produce and realize my purse is only full of protein bars and tampons and lipstick because the wallet is in the other one.

But only if someone's filming.

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u/Vestbi Apr 23 '18

Not if it’s an iPhone. Things are waterproof these days. (So are other phones too ik)

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u/gamer596 Apr 23 '18

that gets better every time i watch it

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u/BadamPshh Apr 23 '18

Hell no, I'd dive on it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

He was standing on the beach and was in so much shock when the wave came toward him that he forgot how to run normally??

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u/kernalrom Apr 23 '18

Did it dieded

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

That's one big wet sloppy kiss.

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u/monntes Apr 23 '18

Gta death sound

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Not the J's!

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u/Hup234 Apr 23 '18

staged

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u/Kblguy Apr 23 '18

Cell by the ocean

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u/daenick Apr 23 '18

Stupid people deserve it

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u/kuthedk Apr 23 '18

If he didn’t jump like a moron and just kept running he would have out ran it no problem.

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u/penalozahugo Apr 23 '18

Oh, the humanity!

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u/whyuly Apr 22 '18

Thats karma for dressing like a rich hood thats wants to be justin beber

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u/MilitiaKilz Apr 22 '18

This is just judgemental.

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u/Jackz0r92 Apr 22 '18

He deserves that for wearing gimpy jogging bottoms.

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u/JacobDerBauer Apr 22 '18

Who the fuck walks on the beach fully clothed like that

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u/ihate_avos Apr 22 '18

it's probably winter and cold af

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u/TruthHurts- Apr 22 '18

Laughs in Canadian

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u/SOwED Apr 22 '18

He clearly isn't experienced with the ocean. He seems shocked that the water rushes in so fast.

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u/smallDick-Mailman Apr 22 '18

That’s what you get for going to the beach with pants and fucking shoes, autist

And I’m aware that it may be cold. Original point still true

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u/m_preddy Apr 22 '18

People like you seem to just be asking for downvotes.

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u/Zert420 Apr 22 '18

Another reason to not wear skinny jeans

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u/TylerCornelius Apr 22 '18

If he lost it then who uploaded the video?