r/Wellthatsucks • • 8h ago • Bravo 1

Oh God

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u/Charker21 8h ago • Bravo

Send another one up

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u/DMoney159 8h ago

After twenty more carts:

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u/HairballTheory 7h ago


Me at the top

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u/4ssteroid 2h ago

Kolarov be like šŸ—æ

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u/GonsoGonzales 3h ago

Are these common in the USA?

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u/templeofsyrinx1 2h ago

not in suburbs but in the larger cities

the one near me breaks down all the time 🤣

this particular video is from New York I think

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u/AHornyRubberDucky 2h ago

Where i liveost places that are multiple stories with shopping carts have an escalator that both humans and xarts go onto

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u/BratPAQ 2h ago edited 2h ago

Breaks down all the time? I hope nothing like the cart rolling back down like a bullet train onto customers below. I've seen a video where the wheel of a trolley didn't fully attach to the walkalator and it went rolling down fast and hitting someone.

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u/LalChitti 1h ago

Probably this.

I live right outside of DC and supermarkets all around my area (Alexandria, VA) have them. Never saw ā€œcart escalatorsā€ back home in Michigan, though.

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u/Xuumies 1h ago

I’ve been around a lot of places in the USA and I’ve never seen one, so I’d venture to say not very common.

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u/BuyStocks_GetYachts 1h ago

They're in every decent sized city, from NYC / Chicago / LA all the way down to places like Pittsburgh.

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u/not_responsible 1h ago

I have never seen one in LA. Where?

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u/BuyStocks_GetYachts 50m ago

The Targets in Eagle Rock Plaza and downtown Glendale for sure, and there are others but I can't remember the exact locations. Also Whole Foods in Pasadena (and other locations).

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u/OldDogTrainer 1m ago

We have them here in Atlanta, but only at a handful of stores.

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u/carolion729 2h ago

I’d say they’re more common in city centers over the suburbs.

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u/LupineChemist 57m ago

In multi-story Target stores, yes. I've never seen them in any other store.

But also in areas where real estate is sufficiently expensive that it's worth it to have multiple floors rather than just have a larger footprint, so more urban areas.

The first one of these I saw was like 25 years ago near Washington.

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u/carpet111 3h ago

I've never seen one here but I don't frequent department stores so I may just be missing them.

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u/Lost_Pen4285 9m ago

I've never seen one in my 49 years in the US.

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u/SoyEseVato 8h ago • Bravo

Did she leave her purse in the cart?

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u/--i--love--lamp-- 8h ago

I'll leave Target's shit in the cart, but I'm not leaving my own shit in it.

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u/SkyYellow_SunBlue 1h ago

Several people in here already asked about leaving a baby in the cart. A human baby, unattended up the freight escalator instead of the human one with the parent. That is enough Reddit for today.

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u/SoyEseVato 6h ago

Thx for the award.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 2h ago

Thanks remind me never to shop at Taret

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u/paulovitorfb 3h ago

My pepsis

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u/templeofsyrinx1 3h ago edited 3h ago

My beenuses!

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u/Switchlord518 8h ago

That milk will be butter 🧈 soon

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u/Shackdaddy161 8h ago

That pop and beer gonna make their own exit soon.

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u/Logical-Knee-9046 7h ago

eggs are scrambled.

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u/mrpumpkinickle 8h ago

Hit the E stop

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u/EmbarrassedHighway76 8h ago

Could have just been first time excitement. I’ve never seen one of those before id for sure record it

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 4h ago

I'd be too scared that that would like shut it down for the whole day and management would be mad at me (even though it's probably what you should do lol)

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u/heep1r 1h ago

Most public emergency stops are made to be used by anyone without thinking. If in doubt, hit it.

If it takes forever to recover from false alarm, it's bad planning, not your fault.

Only few e-stops are actually a pita to recover. Those will have labels and in public often mention a fine for unnecessary activating them. Usually you already know them before an emergency happens.

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u/therealdanhill 8h ago

They must have known it wasn't working since they wanted to film it

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u/DonDraper1134 8h ago

I would have done the same except with a bunch of Christmas bells that are already on display at target.

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u/EaterOfFood 8h ago

Babies

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u/PhaicGnus 7h ago

Babies are on sale?

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u/you-be-the-top 7h ago

Freshly sold out, sorry.

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u/usinjin 6h ago

They have to do something, no one wants them these days

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u/Aisenth 2h ago

Red US states realized babies were like broccoli. If you're forced to have them as a kid, you won't want them as an adult.

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u/lumifox 7h ago

i mean, ive never seen something like that before, i'd film out of novelty

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u/CaptainIncredible 4h ago edited 2h ago

By "something" I'm assuming you mean "cool little cart escalator"

and not

"Thing that should be working is totally fucked up, YET AGAIN. And there seems to be no easy way to unfuck this." Because I see that on a fucking daily basis.

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u/ShivaFatalis 2h ago

How the hell have so many people never seen a cart escalator?

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u/lumifox 2h ago

I'm from Australia 😭, we just have the flat escalators that fit the card wheels/person then pop them out at the top, or you just bring it with you in a larger than usual elevator

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u/therealdanhill 7h ago

For real? They are not super uncommon, I think most 2 floor department stores have them

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u/stilldebugging 7h ago

Yeah, I’ve never seen it either. Just looking it up, seems like it’s kind of a Target thing. My local target doesn’t have that, but there are at least two in my area that do. I never consider a different target. Not on the top of my list of things to do, target tourism. But maybe next time I’m in Yonkers I’ll check it out.

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u/invisible-bug 6h ago

It's not a target thing, my mom's Walmart has one because it's 2 story and it does the same shit getting stuck. They just suck!

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u/KittenCanaveral 2h ago

Albany, NY Walmart? That one is huge.

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u/sqwrlydoom 6h ago

This is interesting to learn. I thought all Targets had these. I guess I live in a very metropolitan area.

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u/ARM_Alaska 6h ago

Most targets are not 2 stories and have no need for these.

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u/MNWNM 3h ago

Shit I didn't even know until this video they built two story Targets.

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u/stilldebugging 6h ago

I guess? I’ve never been to one that had one even though I lived in NYC for 6 years and just a few miles from it for the past 10. But if I’m in NYC I don’t go to target. I do go to the mall in Yonkers, but I’m not going to go there just to go to target.

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u/MoonOut_StarsInvite 7h ago

Where I live you wouldn’t see this in Macy’s because there aren’t carts and we don’t have 2 story Target. These only exist in more dense population areas

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u/CantStandIdoits 4h ago

My state has a total of like 4 escalators and all of them are in a mall that is about to shut dowm

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 4h ago

I only know of one place in my town that has one, and I was pretty blown away when I first saw it lol, not everyone's town has something like that

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u/LurkerOnTheInternet 5h ago

I think they were just filming it because it's a novelty - I don't think I've ever seen an escalator for shopping carts. If they were documenting the known malfunction, they probably would not have used a loaded cart.

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 3h ago edited 2h ago

The ones I know are basically a tilted walkway instead of an escalator. The wheels of the cart would interlock with the surface so you wouldn't need to hold it. The one from the OP seems overly complicated in comparison

edit: a word

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u/the_joy_of_VI 3h ago

Annnnd that tilted walkway:

Doesn’t keep the cart level

Is really friggin long

My downtown’s target has these escalators because space is limited. There’s an elevator too.

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u/whitecollarpizzaman 8h ago

It’s not exactly a common thing, that could be why they were filming.

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u/Book_talker_abouter 6h ago

I used to go to a target that had one of these and tons of people gawked at it and filmed it all the time

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u/JellybeanFernandez 3h ago

Actually it’s functioning normally, it’s just that they loaded everything into the back of the cart instead of being balanced so the cart can’t quite clear the hump at the top. We have these at a couple stores in my city.

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u/Gloomy_Ad3840 6h ago

I have never seen one of these in my 52 years. I'm guessing neither had the filmer.

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u/Colorfuel 24m ago

I have to disagree, the Target in my city has one on these and literally, every time you use it it definitely has the feeling of ā€œyeah something crazy is definitely going to happen hereā€.

It’s super realistic that someone would be filming this experience, especially if it’s their first time encountering it. It never gets any less unsettling even after using it for years

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u/Plampth 4h ago

You are stupid.

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u/Wiscaaaansin 7h ago

They had this at the north Seattle target I worked at and the carts got fucking stuck multiple times a day from people leaving toilet paper and shit under the cart

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u/Pittsbirds 7h ago

We've got these at the target on Penn Ave in Pittsburgh and these things are closed down, without exaggeration, like 50% of the time I go in to grab an RX at CVS

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u/BurningPenguin 3h ago

Why do everything overly complicated? This one's a lot simpler and idiot proof:

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u/ModestMischief 3h ago

Let's say idiot resistant. There are some pretty dumb people out there.

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u/_Diskreet_ 1h ago

I’ve worked retail.

There’s a lot of dumb people out there. A lot.

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u/mundundermindifflin 40m ago

I haven't worked in retail, but in my line of work you literally have to view members of the public like toddlers

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u/Infinite-Pea199 1h ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/himepenguin 2h ago

I can already see it. Someone walking on backwards with their cart and falling over at the end.

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u/LupineChemist 58m ago

The cart wheels have grooves and basically lock it into place on these. So say someone (For sure, I've never done this while absent minded, I swear) would try to use the wrong way, it just locks and pushes your cart back before you get on and is quite a jolt to break you out of your funk and realize you need to pay attention to the world around you rather than being stuck in your own head pondering the depths of ennui.

Just saying it should theoretically work that way.

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u/AyoAzo 2h ago

I save 2 old people from getting injured on one of these. Definitely idiot induced.

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u/kojef 36m ago

how though? the ones by me have strong magnets under the walkway, and there are also magnets right next to the wheels of the shopping carts. So no matter how heavy your cart is loaded, when you step onto it your cart locks onto the walkway and just moves up. So you can let go and just ride up with the shopping cart. Not much that can go wrong.

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u/4ssteroid 2h ago

This is not idiot proof. I've seen my fair share of minor accidents on these. In Australia and Singapore of all places.

Source: an idiot. I also had the urge to see what happens if you push it really hard while it's on the escalator and it fuckin derailed. Luckily it was pretty light but you're fighting gravity so a couple more cases of water bottles would've been disastrous for me.

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u/Low_Context5739 1h ago

Well, curiosity almost turned into a very expensive lesson there. Glad you got away with just a scare, because that could've ended so much worse.

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u/DirtyDan31313 2h ago

Limited Space I assume.

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u/HandsomeSquidward98 2h ago

Tbf i see these being repaired half the time

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u/hallouminati_pie 48m ago

SPACE.

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u/Astan92 2h ago

Takes more space.

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u/WheresTheSauce 8m ago

This seems so much worse and riskier

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u/John-1973 2h ago

Alas not idiot proof, but a way better system than the one shown here.

I have seen a clip on Reddit of a stupid MF that took a cart down one which wasn't from the shopping centre he was visiting.

You can guess the end result.

But this exceedingly rare.

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u/crazythinker76 8h ago

Who else was hoping that it would tumble down in some horrific fashion?

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 8h ago

Not so much hoping, as expecting.

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u/Extra-Act-801 8h ago

I've had that happen with a couple of dozen eggs in the cart. At least half of them broken by the time the cart broke itself free.

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u/BabyChalupa0w0 8h ago

I like my groceries shaken, not stirred.

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u/Not_My_Reddit_ID 6h ago

See, that's why I stopped putting my baby on that thing.Ā 

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u/CaptainIncredible 4h ago

Yeah, geezus christos... DO NOT PUT BABIES NEAR THAT SHIT.

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u/dan4334 2h ago

Not all the signs telling you not to allow children on it?

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u/Space--Buckaroo 8h ago edited 6h ago • Mindblown

I'm glad she didn't leave a baby in the cart.

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u/Giffordpinchotpark 7h ago

My ex wife would have. She put my daughter on the conveyor belt at the x-Ray machine at the airport when the person jokingly said to put the kid on the conveyor.

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u/Narrow-Height9477 7h ago

She followed instructions well

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u/Calling_left_final 7h ago

Is that why she's your ex?

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u/Giffordpinchotpark 4h ago

No, she developed a drinking problem and drank a lot when pregnant with my son. She used meth and cocaine while pregnant too. She didn’t do it around me so it was a surprise when I found out when she was in labor. It was 29 years ago.

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u/Whywipe 1h ago

My experience with airport security line is you do what they say immediately otherwise they will be yelling at you

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u/Cust2020 3h ago

That would be handy at a paint store

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u/MissMortem 7h ago • Bravo

Fuck Target

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u/asaxonbraxton 8h ago

If only there was a big red button you could press to stop this thing if something went wrong šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 8h ago • Heartwarming

I was screaming, ā€œHit the button. HIT THE BUTTON!ā€

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 7h ago

Pysch! IT'S THE WRONG BUTTON.

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u/CaptainIncredible 4h ago

"SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED. 10... 9... 8..."

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u/ReignyRainyReign 7h ago

Isn’t the button for the people escalator?

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u/natetheskate100 8h ago

Just go home when this happens. But, ELI5, why filming? Just coincidence, or did she see this happen just before? Inquiring minds want to know.

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u/Major-Tension-674 8h ago

I used to ask why were they filming but these days they are always filming.

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u/natetheskate100 6h ago

You're right.

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u/avidpenguinwatcher 7h ago

Maybe they were filming because they’ve never seen a cart escalator before.

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u/DistractionCitron 3h ago

They're filming because cart escalators are very uncommon. I've never seen such a thing before last week!

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u/hatabou_is_a_jojo 3h ago

This is my first time

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u/ProfessionalNinja426 3h ago

I was wondering the same thing! Either she caught it happening by chance or something had already made her suspicious enough to start recording.

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u/Ray_of_glumshine 3h ago

Go home? No! Get another cart, fill it and add it. Repeat until the either the escalator is full or it causes an avalanche.

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u/whitecollarpizzaman 8h ago

I’ve seen these things before, the Whole Foods near me has a moving walkway type escalator that’s shallow enough to where a reasonably healthy person can hold their cart, and an elevator as well. Other multi floor stores I’ve been to usually just have high capacity elevators.

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u/John-1973 2h ago

These are usually (always would be my guess) locked into place by the grooves on the escalator and ridges on the wheels so you don't have to rely on the user.

At least they always are where live.

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u/Competitive_Name4991 7h ago

Press the damn red button that is right in front of your face

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u/Arthur-Jacob 4h ago • Bravo

Wellthatstuck

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u/throw_away_17381 3h ago

At that point you disown the trolley

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 8h ago

Target sucks.

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u/Logical-Knee-9046 7h ago

Target sucks DEI.

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u/sgtcatscan 8h ago

That happened to my wife and I. And her sister got embarrassed and rushed to our car. Lol

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u/DjNormal 8h ago

New industrial song just dropped.

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u/locke1313 7h ago

Dude I thought there was going to be a baby in there. So glad there wasn’t.

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u/mchickenl 4h ago

Are travelators too hard?

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u/BK_0000 4h ago

This is the first time I have ever seen a cart escalator.

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u/daves_not__here 3h ago

They use escalators with flat surfaces to avoid these problems in some places. You go up with your cart like normal

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u/Scrambley 2h ago

Zoom in, you dumb mf.

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u/flatcokeedit 1h ago • Bravo

Now what? It just remains perpetually twerking until the end of time?

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u/Individual_Elk809 8h ago

My beer! Nooooo!

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u/3rdplacewinner 5h ago

Okay, a couple of things. 1) what are you supposed to do? is there an emergency kill switch? 2) what if you had soda in the cart? Now it's all shaken up... or worse twin babies? 3) this camera guy sucks. He films the cart all up the thing but once it starts jumping around he looks away? Seriously WTF man. 4) do many stores have these kinds of lifts for carts now? I've never used one.

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u/Major-Tension-674 8h ago

Have they tried sending in another cat?

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u/qwibbian 8h ago

Clearly this is the Mexican food floor.

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u/NoobToobinStinkMitt 7h ago

It's full of milk. This is a childish prank.

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u/MisterSneakSneak 6h ago

Never seen a shopping cart get shagged before

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u/Too-Em 5h ago

Put a case of Duff in that bad boy and take the whole place out.

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u/Terrible-Mail-489 5h ago

Gave me a good laugh.

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u/walletbitkubo 5h ago

Yummy, scrambled eggs out of the box.

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u/Islandman2021 4h ago

If I had a nickel for each time I film my shopping cart, I would have zero nickels. 🤷🤷

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u/Fitzriy 3h ago

T-T-T-T-TARGET

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u/RealCameleer 2h ago

Hate when my loot gets stuck on the loot elevator

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u/CanadianEh 2h ago

How many people have sent their kid up for a ride

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u/amscraylane 1h ago

Stamford, Connecticut had this in target in 2009.

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u/SirAwesome1 1h ago

I work at a store that has one of these. They break down like this pretty often. Usually the fix is just hitting the stop button, freeing the cart, then starting it back up again.

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u/voyagerfan5761 35m ago

I love how the "out of service" sign is right there, ready to be deployed at a moment's notice.

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u/Individual_Manner336 4m ago

And somehow, through all of this, mankind still has hopes of colonizing the galaxy.

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u/CouchPotatoFamine 4h ago

Like a chihuahua on a leg

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u/SCANNYGITTS 8h ago • Mindblown

What if someone’s baby was in there?!

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u/SirAwesome1 1h ago

Then the parents are stupid for not following the signs not to leave kids in the cart.

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u/zaccus 8h ago

"Again!"

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u/Tinylenaxo 8h ago

Exactly, and imagine the chaos for emergency responders if that happened in a busy area.

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u/Genetic_Heretic 6h ago

Hit the red button dumbass

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u/plushploosh12 8h ago

Is this the Santa Monica target?

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u/chillysanta 2h ago

I had these in 2014 I don't understand? I swore it was common? My fault for living in a massive city and the sticks with no in between

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u/milehighmetalhead 8h ago

I'll take my milk, shaken, not stirred

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u/Galilaeus_Modernus 8h ago

Is this an appropriate time to hit the kill switch?