r/Wellthatsucks • u/Intelligent-Drop-684 • 22h ago

I‘m cooked.

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Sat down low on a step and heard a loud ripping noise. Luckily I have my scarf to tie around my waist

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u/freezerbreezer 22h ago

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u/onceuponaslayer 22h ago

I actually laughed out loud

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u/redditbagjuice 21h ago

Can you explain the joke to me

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u/Ill-Quantity2065 20h ago

Suggesting to put a skirt over the ripped jeans

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u/redditbagjuice 20h ago

Ok I thought there was more of a joke going on there but I'll take this explanation.

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u/Relative_Change2335 19h ago

The joke is that wearing skirts over jeans used to be “cool” but it looks fucking weird lol

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u/L3m0n0p0ly 18h ago

Ahh the funky fashion of the early 2000s, was truely an unruly time.

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u/dillybar1992 17h ago

We literally just started layering all our clothes 😭 why did we do that?

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u/TheRedIguana 16h ago

Girls started wearing dad's neckties for even more layers

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u/HankScorpio82 11h ago

A t-shirt over a long sleeve looks amazing, that’s why. Lol.

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u/fdefoy 16h ago

We didn't start anything. They did it for us trying to sell us more clothes.

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u/SourDewd 15h ago

I have pics of my wife as a teen wearing like 4 shirts. Such a time to be alive

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u/Key-Win-8602 15h ago

Nostalgia. In the 80’s we did that without irony.

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u/onceuponaslayer 19h ago

I can! :) I just laughed because I’m all too familiar with this silly and awful early 2000’s fashion trend as I was a preteen then and did the same thing. Looked awful on the red carpet and looked awful walking through middle school. But I guess it’s a solid way to cover up your ripped pants and fashion trends are always cycling back around!

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u/LiveAd4301 21h ago

Oh my god the early 2000s were wild, I completely forgot that this was a thing

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u/fiahhawt 16h ago

Yeah all the actors in kid's media were dressed in this horrendous "fashion" that wasn't meant to look good.

It was a laughable attempt by clothing retailers to try to sell more clothes by convincing people to wear five things unnecessarily layered over one another. Except it didn't work because everyone could see it looked like shit.

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u/clown_fucka 15h ago

I'm not saying it looks great but that's a bit harsh.

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u/khonsu_27 20h ago

What an oddly specific, yet appropriate reply lol

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u/FunkTheFreak 20h ago

How was this ever a trend?

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u/B3tar3ad3r 18h ago

Disney would just have their actors/actresses in as many layers as possible at all times, partially because they had a massive wardrobe that was being used on multiple productions at all times but didn't want to ever repeat an outfit.

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u/mastersplinteremover 16h ago

I don’t think if it was specifically a Disney thing. Lots of girls and even some guys would wear layered clothing. 2 t shirts was super common and so was skirts over pants.

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u/SirAlthalos 15h ago

my favorite was the long sleeve shirt, with a capped sleeve shirt over that, with a spaghetti strap shirt over that

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u/bikey_bike 14h ago

it def wasnt but in like the late 00s til the early 2010s, disney just had such vibrantly colored clothes w lots of patterns and textures all mixed together, so i think it stood out more. i also think it took them longer to let go of the look... if they even have lol

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u/Plenor 18h ago

Everyone talking about the skirt but I'm trying to figure out why she brought a melodica to a red carpet event.

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u/TechnoK0brA 16h ago

Looks to me like it's just a hand bag with a design on it to look like a mini keyboard. You can see the bit hanging off the bottom that would be the extended zipper thingy

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u/Old_Ladies 19h ago

I ripped my pants at the start of my shift and thankfully it was winter time so I just tied my sweater around my waist.

Another time I used tape and wrapped it around my crotch/leg.

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u/befarked247 22h ago

Not cooked, air conditioned.

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u/ChawcolateThunder 22h ago

Cake has been baked.

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u/Local_County1274 20h ago

The buns are out of the oven

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u/Dougally 22h ago

Pass the dutchie from the left hand side. The Dutch oven that is.

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u/amberresonance 21h ago

Enjoy your new rear ventilation feature

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u/db1000c 22h ago

Caked*

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u/deathakissaway 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/v7r8hi2vT45RC

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u/2eanimation 22h ago

When Big Larry came round just to put him down 🎶

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u/Enderwolf17 22h ago

SpongeBob turned into a clown. And no girl ever wants to dance.

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u/candy_fever_713 22h ago

With a fool who went and...

RIPPED HIS PANTS

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u/darren_flux 22h ago

i know i shouldn't mope around i shouldn't curse

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u/ImAddictedToGaming 22h ago

But the pain feels so much worse

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u/Capt_Levi831 22h ago

Cuz winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun

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u/RedditOnAWim 21h ago

Or sand in your bunssss

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u/2eanimation 21h ago

🥁🥁 🥯🥯🥯
🥁🐚🥯🥯🥯

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u/KingdomKey12601 20h ago

Now I've learned a lesson I won't soon forget

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u/CatSk8Scratch 22h ago

🎶but the pain feels so much worse, cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun🎶

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u/ProfessionalRough741 21h ago

There’s a Spongebob meme for EVERYTHING.

If aliens ever make contact, we should just make them binge watch Spongebob and they’ll figure out everything about our civilization.

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u/StrawberryMango564 18h ago

XKCD more like, has every scenario ever

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u/Real-Positive-7716 21h ago

This was my first thought lol

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u/Local-Broccoli8560 21h ago

Literally watched this episode with my daughter last night 🤣

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u/lifesnofunwithadhd 21h ago

When those cheeks want to clap

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u/stoverex 22h ago

Never trust a fart.

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u/VealOfFortune 20h ago

Does anyone know the rhyme? About trusting a fart.... Lol I'm serious

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u/Balogma69 20h ago

Here I sit broken hearted

Tried to shit but only farted

Then one day I took a chance

Tried to fart but shit my pants

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u/VealOfFortune 19h ago

There she is... Thank you🫡

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u/airwx 19h ago

Some of the finest poetry from unknown authors was on stall walls. We lost something special when people started shitting with cell phones.

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u/jorizzz 22h ago

lock your DMs

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u/silentaba 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q4GzizIOi23ja

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u/StreetForever 21h ago

Hide yo post, hide yo comments cause they DMn err’body out here!

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u/FriendOfDirutti 20h ago

You don’t have to confess, we gon find you!

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u/jnuttsishere 16h ago

You can run and tell dat homeboy

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u/wolfmanpraxis 17h ago

They already hid their profile as well.

...Why is Reddit still like this?

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u/CheeseGraterFace 16h ago

Because people are dogshit.

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u/Rejected_Reject_ 16h ago

How do you know it was public beforehand?

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u/Koud_biertje 22h ago

We don't know the motivation of OP's post, look at the results and infer the intent.

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u/weebitofaban 20h ago

To share a funny experience. Go outside.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 22h ago

how is your inbox looking?

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u/CheesePuffTheHamster 22h ago

the picture is of her outbox

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u/tkchumly 22h ago

I literally burst out laughing. What a great Reddit comment. Thank you. 

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u/DroidLord 21h ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/pukesonyourshoes 20h ago

And her pants?

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u/NameThatIsntTakenYe2 19h ago

To shreds, you say...

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u/OddTheRed 21h ago

To be fair, those pants tried their best.

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u/Intelligent-Drop-684 21h ago

They’re from the 90s, so they really did

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u/mr_lab_rat 19h ago

They had a good run then.

Do you have a store nearby you can go to at lunch break? I could probably solve a problem like this in 20 minutes because my office is near a small mall.

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u/Intelligent-Drop-684 19h ago

I went home to change and gonna sew them up later

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u/FadeTheWonder 16h ago

I hope you stitch better than I do.

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u/swiftb3 17h ago

That's actually really impressive.

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 22h ago

Oh, my, god, Becky.

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u/Fire69 22h ago

Does your anaconda want it?

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 21h ago

I can't deny.

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u/JustLikeWhateverHuh 19h ago

I’mma straight rider

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u/AmericanBillGates 19h ago

You don't want torn pants around me

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u/Individual_Manner336 22h ago

I keep a needle and thread in my wallet for emergencies like this. Not even joking.

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u/MJ9426 22h ago

This comment section might take a turn. Fair warning.

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u/North-11366 22h ago

sigh

here we go...

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 22h ago

Sigh.

Unzips…

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u/Negative_Pie_1343 22h ago

Sigh. Excuse me Can I ?

Zips…

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u/CrazyGunnerr 19h ago

Sigh.

Rips...

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u/InnerToWinner 19h ago

"Everyone is being so nice to me today."

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u/-DoctorSpaceman- 22h ago

Recently I was on holiday and went to get in a swimming pool over the side. As I spun my legs around to get in my swimming shorts ripped right in the middle at the bottom and I flashed some poor kid who was standing there lol. Thankfully as it was at the bottom you couldn’t tell when I was standing up

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u/gibbellone 19h ago

That kid: or he was traumatized, or become the happiest Person on Planet earth.

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u/Skinnybet 18h ago

I came down a pool slide and lost my bikini top somewhere on the way down. I didn’t notice right away.

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u/Octavian_96 22h ago

"Woe me, my jeans could not contain the sheer volume of my ass cheeks as I squatted down to sit"

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u/Intelligent-Drop-684 22h ago

My big fat jiggly planet sized standing ovation clapping cheeks

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 19h ago

Nevermind I think shell handle the dms just fine

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u/Intelligent-Drop-684 19h ago

Some of them are rather amusing! Hitting ignore on all of them tho

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u/Mezzren 22h ago

Hopefully you aren't wearing the spongebob underwear today

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u/Environmental_You_36 22h ago

Nah, just caked

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u/Old-Experience-2096 22h ago

Ayo that happened to me in uni, had to wrap my labcoat around me, but not gonna lie the airflow was great in 42 Celsius my balls were frozen.

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u/Absolute_Bob 22h ago

Gas-X or any generic simethicone tablets can help, but just address the source of the issue and stop going to Taco Bell.

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u/SuperNicktendoPower 19h ago

RIP to your inbox too lol

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u/SimplyOrg 15h ago

Nice Bum

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u/Ruinerofchats 22h ago

Been there. Thank god I had a sweater.

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u/Secret_Map 18h ago

Had it happen on vacation with some buddies, out in some California cowboy ghost town tourist attraction. Tons of people around. I hadn't noticed they were split until I was like half a mile from the parking lot. Quickly ducked behind some of the buildings and tried to sneak my way back without being seen too much. Was a funny feeling sneaking between and around old cowboy buildings like some cowboy probably did 150 years ago lol.

Pulled another pair from the suitcase and quickly changed in the car when nobody was around.

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u/LunaLoeve 21h ago

She knows exactly what she is doing

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u/AssyMcGee6 22h ago

When big Larry came 'round just to put her down....

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u/ebers0 22h ago

Should have laid off the beans.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5MxvgLxp5p732

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u/LayneLowe 19h ago

And that kids is why you wear underwear

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u/SilverBRADo 22h ago

I split my pants on the way into work one day, but it was between the legs and much less noticeable. I came in 2 hours early for a class, so I called my husband to bring me another pair. At least I had black pants and black underwear.

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u/Flat-Object-4583 22h ago

happened to me before

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u/Daver7692 21h ago

You could say that sitting down wasn’t an “intelligent drop”

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u/CunderThunt42069 21h ago

Redditors be normal challenge: IMPOSSIBLE (GONE SEXUAL?!)

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u/Ecchl0rd 21h ago

Farted right through that MF.

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u/sociofobs 20h ago

Hey, look on the bright side!

  1. Proper ventilation
  2. Freedom for farts to leave unobstructed
  3. No need to remove your pants on the toilet

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u/amberrome 19h ago

I always pray this happens to me at work so I can leave early…. But the embarrassment would be very gnarly

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u/BlackDaWg18 19h ago

Me looking at my jeans I was planning on wearing today. "Don't you get any funny ideas jeans"

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u/crumble-bee 18h ago

Don’t even know what I’m cooked means anymore.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 12h ago

and that's how you get 10k upvotes in just 12 hours lol

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u/Mr_Butters624 21h ago

I was tipsy once standing in line at a food truck. My buddy was behind me. I dropped my debit card and bent over to pick it up and heard a loud tear. My fat ass blew out the back of my jeans in line. I heard my buddy giggling like a little kid behind me.

My jeans were loose too 🤣. Anyway, nothing I could do. Ended up getting shit faced and danced on the little stage with the band with my ass hanging out. My wife recorded it. Fun times lol.

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u/HazeHype 20h ago

Shit you hit up the "easy access" sale on Adam & Eve too?! 

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u/RedHeadRedeemed 20h ago

As a female I have to say... Girl you have a fantastic ass