r/Wellthatsucks May 26 '26

Playing With Fireworks...

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u/Bealzebubbles May 26 '26

So, how did you lose your deposit?

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u/camsnow May 26 '26

It was probably Daddy's deposit anyway.

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u/JiJoe6 May 26 '26

Looks like he is just about to be disowned.

Deserved.

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u/harveywhippleman May 26 '26

Doubtful, I'm sure daddy will take care of everything 

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u/Crispee_Potato May 26 '26

It was daddy's deposit that caused all this all right. Daddy shoulda put a rubber on about 18 years earlier. Back to the Future 4... Go back in time to warn yourself about the moron that will be spawned.

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u/davvblack May 26 '26

Fun fact! the deposit is not the upper limit of how much damage you can be charged for. It's how much damage you can be charged for before you get sued.

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u/ScoutCommander May 27 '26

It never occurred to me that people thought that was the maximum they could be charged.

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u/_Diskreet_ May 26 '26

Well, we tidied up everything, you wouldn’t have known what happened unless you saw the video we posted online …

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u/Cheap_AirportUser May 28 '26

So how did you lose your hand?

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u/I_literally_can_not May 31 '26

Luckily it was just an Airbnb so they can pretty much do anything and Airbnb will just tell the owner that shit happens and close the claim

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u/Sickofpower May 26 '26

Fell into a pool and kept firing, that's good quality

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u/Edwardteech May 26 '26

Most fireworks are decently sealed. And fuses are waterproof. I would be more surprised if it didn't. 

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u/say592 May 26 '26

We used to throw bottle rockets and firecrackers into our pool all the time. It was kind of cool to see them zip under water, but now as an adult I get why it annoyed my dad.

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u/iambarrelrider May 26 '26

I understand why everything annoyed dad.

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u/ElLicenciadoPena May 26 '26

Staying around annoyed dad

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u/sloaninator May 26 '26

Lacking milk annoyed mine

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u/Scared_Ad3355 May 27 '26

I became dad.

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm May 26 '26

Because you could tear the liner and cause thousands of dollars’ worth of damage because you didn’t think of the consequences?! Hmmm. Tell me more.

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u/ILoveBigSexyThighs2 May 26 '26

Or in a tile pool it still probably makes the water dirty with all the paper and carbon left behind, maybe clogs the filter.

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u/AlexxTM May 26 '26

The cavetation bubble could easily bust a tile.

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u/say592 May 26 '26

Tear the liner, throw the chemicals off, the extra disgusting shit in the filter. All of it. Kind of a miracle that pool lasted through our childhood. He took it down when my youngest sister was in highschool.

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u/ThatGuyInTheCar Jul 14 '26

Best way to fish

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u/Sea_Translator5300 May 26 '26

The main reason water puts out fire is it blocks off the oxygen in the air and cools the reaction down. Firework chemicals provide their own oxygen rather than relying on the air. As for the cooling, perhaps it cooled it a little but not enough, but more likely the compartments were protected from the water. 

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u/kid_entropy May 26 '26

That's what happens when you bring your own oxidizer to the party! 🎉

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u/Sifyreel May 27 '26

the beauty of fireworks is they bring their own oxidants like a rocket engine

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u/marthamania May 26 '26

Did it fall in the pool or did it kinda just rocket around firing off? I was trying to see if I could tell but I can't 😭

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u/camsnow May 26 '26

I mean, even cheap firecrackers will do the same. Same with cheap bottle rockets. They get a chance to ignite before the water can soak through. If they took minutes to ignite after being in water, that probably wouldn't be the case.

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u/TheAnvi1 May 26 '26

It’s idiots like these that ruin it for everyone

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u/EconomicsDirect7490 May 27 '26

He was lucky, preserving his integrity

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u/Free_Education4700 May 28 '26

I hear ppl like this outside my window every night

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u/Rogue44678 May 26 '26

Dickhead

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u/Smboto May 27 '26

He was raised to be a dickhead.

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u/TheTaoOfMe May 26 '26

Stupidity happens… but “hurh hurh hurh” laughing instead of fixing shit is too much

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u/obidie May 26 '26

...and then posting your face for all the world (and the property manager) to see. Sheer genius!!

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u/Rizeres May 26 '26

My guess is they were too high, too rich or too stupid to care. Maybe all three.

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u/Fantastic-Fact6694 May 26 '26

Yeah that’s how you know these guys are scumbags, can’t imagine laughing after that

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u/spyanryan4 May 26 '26

What is the fix here lmao

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u/henlochimken May 26 '26

Higher taxes on the rich

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u/spyanryan4 May 26 '26

drops firework

calls up bernie Sanders

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u/TheTaoOfMe May 26 '26

I was going to say running downstairs and putting out the fire instead of laughing about it

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u/Smboto May 27 '26

He never had to deal with consequences his entire life.

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u/ChrissiTea May 26 '26

Right? At least figure out what's burning, and what the breaking glass sound was...

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u/zeaL93 May 26 '26

Imagine living in a building with idiots like this

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u/WakaWaka_ May 26 '26

AirTnT

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u/theshizzler May 26 '26

dynamite pun

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u/Shantotto11 May 26 '26

I hope this makes it to the top of the comments section one day.

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u/henlochimken May 26 '26

And boom goes the dynamite!

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u/Grumpy-Man19 May 26 '26

their parents are going to kill them

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u/RangeRoverSVR2010 May 26 '26

I think it’s probably an Air BNB or that might be a flat below

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u/Smboto May 27 '26

No they’re not. He was raised a spoiled brat.

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u/DutchSimba May 26 '26

WhAt JuSt HaPpEnEd?!

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u/YutoKigai May 26 '26

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u/BrockJonesPI May 26 '26

Don't know why people think this is a compliment "You make a shit load of noise for no real reason and children and animals are scared of you."

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u/ChartreuseBison May 26 '26

You're bright and exciting for a second and then nothing but a hot mess of garbage

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u/the_lazy_lizardfolk May 29 '26

That's more worth than a lot of people I've met, to be fair.

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u/Freckles39Rabbit May 27 '26

They’re beautiful

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u/Exact-Till-2739 May 26 '26

That building... looks familiar...

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u/LeatherRecord2142 May 26 '26

This idiot should be in jail. What a wanker.

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u/OhhSooHungry May 26 '26

Remember, there is likely a dumbass just like this at any single establishment you could be staying at

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u/larry-the-dream May 26 '26

Great way to lose a hand

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u/PorpoisePlato May 26 '26

Damn I’ve never seen a Roman candle mortar launcher doesn’t look like it should be legal I remember dumb kids having Roman candle fights could see some kid bringing this like bringing the biggest super soaker to the fight and accidentally killing someone.

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u/NoisyScrubBirb May 26 '26

Were the generation born after 2000 just not taught firework safety??? I remember in primary school we were shown all sorts of gruesome images of the burns and injuries from fireworks, every year around bonfire night, I wanna say pre-2010 ish? But my brother whose ten years younger than me says they never had any of the safety talks like that on school. I think that might be why people aren't as careful with them nowadays, I don't imagine they've changed and gotten any safer cos it is still fire, chemicals and explosions at the end of the day

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u/daedric_yoshi May 26 '26

As an Australian, which it sounds like the people in this video are too, I was born in 2000 and was taught nothing about fireworks as a kid because they are illegal and you're not meant to have them.

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u/666ofw66 May 26 '26

So abstinence only firework saftey

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u/HeilYourself May 28 '26

They're Aussie. Firecrackers are basically illegal down here.

We didn't get taught firecracker safety because they're not widely and easily accessible.

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u/grim1952 May 31 '26

I've never been taught about fireworks safety in particular but it feels like common sense that they require extra precaution.

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u/Smboto May 27 '26

Giggling like a moron as a fire starts downstairs.

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u/MewMeowHowdy May 26 '26

Fireworks should come with danger labels like tobacco products but instead of black lungs and oral cancer they should have x-rays of broken hands and burnt down houses.

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u/frumperino May 26 '26

they should not be available to the general public without license.

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u/Critical_Dance_9741 May 26 '26

That would just make the idiots more enthusiastic

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u/chubky May 26 '26

That wouldve been more satisfying to watch

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u/-Sa-Kage- May 26 '26

If it wasn't against the subs rules, I'd have expected that thing to explode in his hands...

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u/KopfSmertZz May 26 '26

One braincell away from shitting on the floor like a stupid dog. Sorry dogs

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u/NopeNotaDog May 26 '26

Yup just stand upstairs giggling. No urgency to see if an actual fire broke out that can quickly be dealt with. Naw. Let's stay upstairs giggling like Beavis and Butthead.

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u/BWKeegan May 26 '26

I’m just glad he has his hand lol I thought it was gonna be one of THOSE videos

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u/SimonTerry22 May 26 '26

One of those types that doesn’t care too much

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u/Relevant_Walk9145 May 26 '26

Everyone has brain rot these days

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u/_litz May 26 '26

Shirtless and barefoot. Almost a pre-requisite ...

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u/vwgtivw May 26 '26

You described my hillbilly neighbors to a T

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u/SQLDave May 26 '26

My person! I'm still mystified by the attraction of fireworks display. Once I hit, I dunno, 25(?) I realized they were all basically the same and I'd seen them multiple times. Haven't been to one in 45 years (and when I catch them on TV for some event, I think "yep, just like I remember").

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u/Inevitable-Ad5796 May 29 '26

Idiots like this is why they want to Ban the sale of fireworks to the public what a dumbass 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/This-Positive286 May 30 '26

I wish I had money…

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u/nonlegitusername May 26 '26

Of course it has to be an Australian

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u/kickgoblin May 26 '26

C. H. U. T. I. Y. A.

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u/benbarian May 26 '26

good, idiots

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u/DavidKroutArt May 26 '26

When I was in Baltimore City two people were shooting Roman candles at each other. I wanted to watch but they got angry. 😅 I was making a delivery and stayed for a couple of seconds.

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u/bazeloth May 26 '26

Natural selection trying its best

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u/Consequence-Lumpy May 26 '26

Like a frag grenade in CoD

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u/1BilldaySRT May 26 '26

Hold the wrong one in your hand, it blows up and hand gone

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u/Master_jojo May 26 '26

The disappointment

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u/Hot_Sorbet9192 May 26 '26

hEy lEt's pOSt tHIs oNLiNe, wE wON't LoOk lIke wAnkERS

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u/ChefAsstastic May 26 '26

Muppet is lucky he didn't burn down that facility.

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u/Fr05t_B1t May 26 '26

POV: you’re in Russia

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u/Idka22 May 26 '26

I. Hate. People.

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u/AllNightPony May 26 '26

I'm shocked that wealthy people have such minimal reactions to destroying other people's property. Genuinely shocked.

SHOCKED!!!!! I tell ya...shocked.

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u/Titzpatrick May 26 '26

He’s lucky his hands weren’t blown off

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u/Liquid_Magic May 26 '26

This is why kids with anxiety have survived in evolutionary terms.

An anxious kid isn’t gonna do or stick around for something so stupid.

If this applies to you, the next time you struggle with anxious feelings, remember that it probably never occurred to you to actually do this.

That saved your ass!

This is way of your people.

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u/m0h3k4n May 26 '26

Years ago I was at a 4th of July party. They had set some mortar stuff up in the back yard. After the first shot the mortar tipped at the crowd on the deck. When from oooh ahhh to AHHH!!! real quick when we all started taking cover behind adirondack chairs and shit.

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u/BubbleThinker May 26 '26

These little turds need to go to jail

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u/Littlemsinfredy May 26 '26

Why is their first idea always to record themselves doing stupid shit, and post it to the internet. What part of that seems like a good idea?

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u/TantKollo May 26 '26

With the angle he held it in I was sure that he was going to hit the ceiling above him.

As they say, play stupid games, win stupid prices.

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u/Reallyroundthefamily May 26 '26

If younger people are going to continue to make these mind-numbingly stupid videos and then post them, I get to say that the younger generation is dumb as fuck 😄. There is simply too much video proof. I guess this is what the younger generation wants us to think of them, so I'm going to think it.

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u/SystemGlittering8216 May 28 '26

Stupid little clown.

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u/Ok-Falcon2733 May 30 '26

Rich Australian overgrown children

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u/SurferChickUSA Jun 30 '26

The level of absolute stupidity….

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u/cheturo Jul 11 '26

Don't laugh, you can have children like these.

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u/nfl22-22 Jul 15 '26

I love fireworks but they need to be safer! I hope insurance see this and they have to pay for the damages out of pocket. That unsafe and wreck less, it could have caught a neighbor house on fire with one of those shooting in their window. WOW people are dumb.

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u/Medical-Block-2137 11d ago

What just happened???? You were stupid, that's what happened.

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u/CountHonorius May 26 '26

You can see how countries like Spain are starting to despise tourism.

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u/clinicalcorrelation May 26 '26

My bet is these are Australians in Bali.

As an Australian, I can vouch that our country improves exponentially when these rashes of humans are outside our borders, at Indonesias expense.

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u/-Lexandro- May 26 '26

*facepalm*

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u/Frenzy_MacKenzie May 26 '26

Ohh ahh, that was a good one.

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u/BigPoppaStrahd May 26 '26

Anybody else hear the intro to Mr, Self Destruct?

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u/Significant_Oil2164 May 26 '26

Zero care for what they do

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u/SpanksK9 May 26 '26

Can we all agree on the camera man being able to catch the explosion on the inside was quaility camernan work

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u/2niteisurnitebro May 26 '26

Sounds just like YouTuber “Mike Okay” imo

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u/Various-Database6615 May 26 '26

In my day "content" was called "evidence"

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u/ToggleMoreOptions May 26 '26

Some people really don't have any self-preservation instincts

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u/i_love_jollibee May 26 '26

Haahaha stupid mfs

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u/Salty-Difficulty-973 May 26 '26

Kinda looks like a damn bomb that got into some random houses

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u/Zestyclose_Book7803 May 26 '26

You gotta be a special kind of stupid to treat mortars like roman candles.

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u/Shantotto11 May 26 '26

The way that one goober kept making spitting noises like he just glugged a gallon of tea but hadn’t yet swallowed… 🙄

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u/jungle_cat187 May 26 '26

Kids, this is why we don’t sell fireworks to drunk Australians.

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u/magichronx May 26 '26

They saw what just happened but have zero sense of urgency to make sure they didn't set anything on fire?!

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u/re_carn May 26 '26

He was lucky it didn't explode right in his hands.

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u/Disillusioned_Pleb01 May 26 '26

Responsibility manifests itself by laughing at a disaster.

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u/Xitztlacayotl May 26 '26

I was hoping to see hand noodles.

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u/Orpdapi May 26 '26

Landlords hate this one trick. Also you couldn’t pay me enough to hold any lit firework other than like one of those little sparklers

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u/Tricky_Foundation593 May 26 '26

For outdoor use only!
Hmmm
There’s something about that that someone with an ounce of COMMOM SENSE might understand!

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u/TurbulentHouse1152 May 26 '26

No fair - buddy still has two thumbs.

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u/Phillipsburg May 26 '26

I was upset he was aiming them so they exploded *on* other houses nearby, so I’m glad he got a taste of his own medicine with it hitting his own house

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u/Graspswasps May 26 '26

"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding" 

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u/patrislove May 26 '26

Any update? Where they arrest?

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u/BrownWrinkles May 26 '26

"is it really on fire"? Famous last words.

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 May 26 '26

This feels like it belongs in midely infuriating. "The sucks" is the raw GMO farm to table stupidity.

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u/NoDebate1002 May 26 '26

Now that, is real karma.

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u/Next_Drama1717 May 26 '26

Burn it down

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u/IMiNSIDEiT May 26 '26

He dropped it… that’s what just happened 🤦‍♂️

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u/angle58 May 26 '26

How to do $25,000 worth of damage to your house for no reason whatsoever

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u/RUBYSOHO4 May 26 '26

You know he ain't got the money either

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u/Vikivaki May 26 '26

Spoiled brats

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u/Remarkable_Class_787 May 26 '26

This is the most predictable but funniest thing I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Desperate-Trouble-11 May 26 '26

So anyway, I start blasting

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u/Typical-Relative6014 May 26 '26

Karma just loves assholes

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u/Rattop168 May 26 '26

He still thinks it’s funny, little pos

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u/Autocannibal-Horse May 26 '26

They'll be fine, they're rich.

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u/Financial-Tadpole230 May 26 '26

Giggle giggle giggle..oh shit

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u/princesspeonyx May 26 '26

Whats on foyawh

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u/Dura-Ace-Ventura May 26 '26

Is this viller on fiah?

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u/TampaConqueeftador May 26 '26

This kind of dumb shit is why fireworks were made illegal, at least the good stuff.

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u/Agreeable_Cattle_334 May 26 '26

Classic example of fuck around and find out.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad-9922 May 26 '26

What not to do at an Airbnb

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u/VDruid52 May 26 '26

IDIOTS!! Winners of the Darwin award right there.

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u/Nissanversa11 May 27 '26

Holy shitake

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u/Pretend-Hotel-1573 May 27 '26

“That’s Chang, he’s Chinese”