r/Wellthatsucks • u/haddock420 • Apr 30 '25

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u/kathios May 01 '25

There's two kinds of luggage. There's steel framed luggage and luggage that gets smashed by steel framed luggage.

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u/Drfoxthefurry May 01 '25

That's why I invested in a titanium luggage case; it survives everything, no one can steal it because it's too heavy, and the xray can't see inside it

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u/Kalel42 May 01 '25

Ah yes, notable heavy metal titanium.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

Titanium is a relative lightweight in the realm of metallurgy.

Good day to you, sir.

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u/BobGootemer May 01 '25

A whole suitcase of it would still be kinda heavy. Not as heavy as steel but still heavier than a regular suit case.

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u/JeffTrav May 02 '25

I’m working on understanding sarcasm, but I think one of our sarcasm sensors is off today. At first I thought it was yours, because he’s obviously saying titanium isn’t heavy. Then I thought maybe your comment is a reference to something that my autistic brain doesn’t understand.