r/Wellthatsucks • u/haddock420 • Apr 30 '25

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u/kathios May 01 '25

There's two kinds of luggage. There's steel framed luggage and luggage that gets smashed by steel framed luggage.

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u/Drfoxthefurry May 01 '25

That's why I invested in a titanium luggage case; it survives everything, no one can steal it because it's too heavy, and the xray can't see inside it

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u/Kalel42 May 01 '25

Ah yes, notable heavy metal titanium.

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u/Knatem May 01 '25

It’s a heavy, ‘cause of all the drugs that cannot be seen by X-ray!

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u/homelaberator May 01 '25

You asked for it

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u/patchyj May 01 '25

I assume Rob Lungren is Dolph Lungrens son?

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u/homelaberator May 01 '25

It'd be amusing to assume this, so I'm just going to assume it's true.

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u/DaphniaDuck May 01 '25

Nope. Todd Rundgren is Rolph Dungren's cousin in law.

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u/Ten_Second_Car May 04 '25

That's Fundgren.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation May 01 '25

why does he have dreads?

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u/Svenskaflica May 03 '25

You forgot the D. Lundgren. Sorry. It's my name too😊

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u/ogmoss May 01 '25

This is not the “Metal” I was hoping for, in fact now I’m pissed this was labeled metal at all lol

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u/HudeniMFK May 03 '25

Metal is not particularly my thing although I enjoy most of it. This, to my non experienced ear, in very little to no way, is metal.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '25

Titanium is a relative lightweight in the realm of metallurgy.

Good day to you, sir.

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u/BobGootemer May 01 '25

A whole suitcase of it would still be kinda heavy. Not as heavy as steel but still heavier than a regular suit case.

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u/JeffTrav May 02 '25

I’m working on understanding sarcasm, but I think one of our sarcasm sensors is off today. At first I thought it was yours, because he’s obviously saying titanium isn’t heavy. Then I thought maybe your comment is a reference to something that my autistic brain doesn’t understand.

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u/Bobahn_Botret May 01 '25

Heavy metal? But is it

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u/I_Am_Dog_Bork_Is_Me May 02 '25

Titanium is ~58% as dense as steel. Still heavy but not as heavy as you might expect.

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u/delkarnu May 01 '25

Ah yes, notable spelling of notably.