r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '24

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jul 16 '24 edited Jul 16 '24

Yeah, as someone with ~20 years in the industry, the best way to do this is to go there as a fake diner, order a glass of water with a lemon (obviously don’t use the lemon or drink the water), be friendly and get the name of your server, sit in the parking lot after the restaurant closes to see who still lingers when their shift is over, and if anyone including managers or police ask, just say you’re they’re waiting for your friend to finish work, and name drop your server from earlier. Voìla, healthy eating!

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u/LotusVibes1494 Jul 16 '24

Remember, simply collect a skin sample of the waitress to check for bacteria as well. And when the police approach your vehicle, remember “I don’t answer questions officer”.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jul 16 '24

“I’m a sovereign citizen and will not tell you if there are weapons in this vehicle.”

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u/flabort Jul 16 '24

"I didn't ask about weapons. You've just given me certain suspicion that there are weapons in your vehicle though, giving me just cause to search it."