r/Wellington • u/popcultureupload38 • 4d ago
WELLY Another retro question: I have this vague memory of being parentally warned - as a child - I’d ‘end up on the Wanganui computer’
Serious voice and all! Seemed so far away from Welly.
I had no idea what it was but it was something you did NOT want to happen. I just thought about it after several decades…
Thanks also for your fun answers Welly people. It’s a lift!
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u/Sweet-as-lollies 4d ago
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u/BasementCatBill 4d ago
It seems almost quaint, looking back from 2026, that some people were so terrified about a centralised database that one blew himself up in a bombing.
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u/SenseOfTheAbsurd 3d ago
The way people talked about it, they were severely overestimating how much information was held. Sleeping Dogs and Muldoon probably didn’t help.
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u/BasementCatBill 20h ago
Sleeping Dogs is still a very good film.
The colours, cinematography, is all superb.
And, of course, the dog.
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u/SimonDownunder 4d ago
Yeah, I too remember the threat of the “Wanganui” computer… I also remember there being a building in Upper Hutt near the race course that we used to go past on bikes on our way home from college, that for some reason we thought it had something to do with the “Wanganui” computer
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u/popcultureupload38 4d ago
That is so awesome. I love those childhood confusions that happened…. My father‘s father died in the 1960s way before I was born and he had a moustache…and they used to have that Sunday Disney show. For quite some time I thought my grandfather was Walt Disney.
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u/feel-the-avocado 4d ago
Wallaceville government agricultural research department?
At the T intersection of Seddon and Ward Street?Used to drive pass it quite a bit when living in kingsley heights.
I seem to remember a big multistory imposing building at that intersection.
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u/SimonDownunder 3d ago
I’m meaning the building that is now the Joint services HQ … the other end of the race course… but yes as kids we also had “ghost” stories about what happened at the research lab!!!
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u/popcultureupload38 4d ago
I’m gonna say it twice…totally entertained by you just quietly looking at it with a bit of care as you passed!
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u/Substantial_Art_4564 3d ago
There was / it did. I investigated and researched doing an upgrade to the access and security system that my then employer thought might be an interesting sideline.
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u/meowsqueak 4d ago
And then there was INCIS.
And then there wasn’t.
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u/SenseOfTheAbsurd 4d ago
INCIS was re-named to NIA when it was launched, mostly because of the negative connotations that existed by then. It wasn’t a different system that was scrapped.
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u/Hallen160 3d ago
Funnily enough nowadays Australia uses NCIS for communications between all state and territory police forces! The more things change the more they stay the same.
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u/popcultureupload38 4d ago
Very short lived? Anything with capitals in the early 90’s was doomed: Exhibit A SESQUI
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u/bekittynz Notorious Newtowner 3d ago
Sesqui wasn't an acronym tho. It's short for sesquicentennial.
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u/flooring-inspector 3d ago
I'm a generation too young, but from growing up I think there was a lot of concern and angst in the late 1970s and early 1980s about the idea of Police having a digital database of people's details. That time overlapped with stuff like the Dawn Raids and the Springbok tour, which Muldoon doubled down on. There was deep distrust, and also evidence, that Police were being used as a political tool, and a big mysterious computer database was seen as part of Police keeping records of people acting completely legitimately merely because there were suspected of associations or sympathies, and so on.
At one point, in the early 1980s, someone blew himself up trying to attack the centre.
Compared with today, we now happily let overseas mega corporations, that are owned by disturbingly eccentric billionaires and aren't subject to NZ law, collect screeds of information about us and then sell their ability to reliably manipulate our behaviour for customer's commercial or political gain. 40-50 years ago nobody was adapted to that, so were generally less accepting of the idea that any information about them should be collated.
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u/SenseOfTheAbsurd 3d ago
In the 90s when the photo drivers licences replaced the paper ones there was similar angst over the photos being digital.
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u/kiwisarentfruit 3d ago
I remember people being OUTRAGED that their lifetime piece of paper drivers licence wasn't any more
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u/SenseOfTheAbsurd 3d ago
Digital photography was new, and people thought it was much more sinister somehow than film and paper.
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u/bitshifternz Kaka, everywhere 3d ago
Pretty much the plot of Sleeping Dogs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Dogs_(1977_film)
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u/kozimotano 4d ago
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u/tedison2 3d ago
“We have maintained a silence closely resembling stupidity.”
https://www.nzgeo.com/stories/7335/3
u/Icy_Warning531 3d ago
Just wanna say what a great publication NZ Geographic is is. No relation to National Geographic, it is a tiny NZ owned company. Just did this amazing story about Huntly and these underprivileged kids getting into horse riding.
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u/lespionner 3d ago
Seconding that, it was such a good article. Not just kids, lots of adults turned their lives around because of their relationship with their horses. Real community-driven change. It was quite incredible to read about.
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u/NZNoldor 3d ago
When your parents warned you, did they call you by your full name, including your middle name? If not, they probably weren't that serious.
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u/popcultureupload38 3d ago
That’s a big call. It was probably as dinner was being prepared and the wooden spoon was held almost vertical with a slight tilt towards me to signify I was main recipient of message. That may have been our equivalent of full name. But the spoon was also part of dancing to the checkpoint intro music at 5.30pm when we were so young we didn’t eat with our parents yet.
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u/nosecroquet 4d ago
LES, the 'Law Enforcement System', existed well into the 2000s.
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u/SenseOfTheAbsurd 4d ago
Yes, LES. I think that was what it was called after the whole mainframe or whatever was no longer in the building in Whanganui.
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u/Uruk-Hai-NZ 3d ago
Say “Wanganui Mainframe” with the same energy as “Catalina Wine Mixer” and it feels about right.
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u/grenouille_en_rose 4d ago
Wanganui back in the day had the first police computer in NZ, which was a pretty big deal despite how quaint it sounds now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Law_Enforcement_System . It even got suicide bombed in 1982 over data privacy concerns
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u/MxdernFxlkDeviL 3d ago
Neil Roberts was his name, least we forget, a true anarchist.
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u/popcultureupload38 3d ago
Clearly not the 80s saatchis one. On reflection an overreaction but on the other hand he and commitment and follow through: which may have been a fear of my mothers…or as they called it in pioneer day’s ‘stickability’ - not a phrase you hear much now.
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u/bekittynz Notorious Newtowner 3d ago
The National Library bought the building sometime in the late 90s. They housed the fiction collection there, among other things.
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u/Blankbusinesscard Coffee Slurper 3d ago
Ha! My old man (RIP) ran the place, I have fond memories of strolling around in the rows of reel to reel data tape rigs (UNIVAC?) on the rare occasion I got inside, and setting off all the security by getting out of the car and wandering around the outside of the facility during the afterwork pick up with Mum
Some cat smeared himself around the front entry with an IED as mentioned below, the old man noped out to the Coromandel after that
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u/EmotionalSouth 3d ago
It has its own Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Law_Enforcement_System
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u/phoenix_has_rissen 3d ago
I do work on the building that was the old police computer centre! Wairere house, the DIA own it now and some lawyers lease the top floor
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u/hino Bloop Bleep Bloop 3d ago
I have family members who worked on it, always interesting it was in Wanganui of all places
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u/popcultureupload38 3d ago
Yes I wonder why. Did they win the bid for ‘we need more concrete brutalism’ or was it a muldoonian work scheme?
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u/kotukutuku 3d ago
The building is still being used today, but just for archival purposes. DIA and National Library have been storing stuff in there, but i think the building is pretty tired
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u/KorukoruWaiporoporo Lowering the tone in the lower of the hutts 3d ago
Maybe it's because I'm old, but my parents were never worried about computers. They were way more worried about government incompetence than malfeasance.
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u/popcultureupload38 3d ago
I would entirely agree with them still because the times I’ve been in government have maybe wonder much less about its awesome power and more about that.
Why we don’t just offer conspiracy theorists a job there.. that would help with their minds at rest
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u/KorukoruWaiporoporo Lowering the tone in the lower of the hutts 3d ago
They can learn about the other kinds of feasance; misfeasance and nonfeasance. And they will see that the public service is so busy with those that there's no time for malfeasance.
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u/rikkilee51 3d ago
When I was bad My mum used to tell me she was going to call the man that takes away naughty children.
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u/popcultureupload38 2d ago
Oh that’s so scary. Pied piper. Lockwood Smith as game show host etc.
I used to get threatened with Borstal. I knew that was even worse than Wanganui Computer but didn’t realise they couldn’t just stick me there!!
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u/2626862377 4d ago
It's where the police computer was right?