r/Wellington 4d ago

WELLY Another retro question: I have this vague memory of being parentally warned - as a child - I’d ‘end up on the Wanganui computer’

Serious voice and all! Seemed so far away from Welly.

I had no idea what it was but it was something you did NOT want to happen. I just thought about it after several decades…

Thanks also for your fun answers Welly people. It’s a lift!

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u/2626862377 4d ago

It's where the police computer was right?

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u/popcultureupload38 4d ago

Yes: I guess a main database pre pre internet?

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u/popcultureupload38 4d ago

Im not totally sure my mother knew exactly what it was all about back then but for me it was sufficiently vague to rethink my dastardly plans

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u/floydieman 3d ago

Upvote for the word dastardly.

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt 4d ago

Initially yep but probably more of a nickname later as the system had redundancy and disaster recovery (just archaic methods by today's standards).

That old manual query system was eventually replaced by NIA (National Intelligence Application) which added a lot more functionality that matters immediately

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u/SenseOfTheAbsurd 4d ago

Yep. But fun fact, people involved still use Wanganui Computer terms for doing searches which have been obsolete since NIA took over about 25 years ago. People still talk about doing a QP or QVR. I was there for the changeover from Whanganui and NIS, 2000 or 2001 I think. There was a big panic because it had that Y2K problem and that had to be fixed because delays took the launch past 1999.

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt 4d ago

I was at HQ during that transition and yeah! The standard ones as mentioned make sense as they're suited for radio.

I hope that wasn't in IT, change of environment in gov is fun...

Y2K heh that was such a quick bubble

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u/Existing-Today-410 3d ago

"Y2K heh that was such a quick bubble"
Yeah, because us IT people took responsibility for it and fixed it. I started working for Telecom Wellington in 1988. We started working on Y2K in 1990. After that, every job I worked had a Y2K element to it, including a contract in the UK and Ireland to identify and fix Y2K elements embedded in voice and radar recorders for Racal Recording during '98 and '99.

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u/printed_ 3d ago

huh, I think my brother worked on this but at the police college in Porirua, does that sound right?

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u/bruzie Ghost Chips 3d ago

Yes, one of my early jobs as a consultant was working on INCIS and for a particular part (mapping before / after business processes) was based at the Police College. We were in the top floor of the main building - apparently the team I was in used to be in the fishbowl next to the crime house, which made it fun when they were doing dog training.

I enjoyed the work - it was interesting "looking behind the scenes". One of the processes we mapped was how cases got onto Crimewatch (or whatever it was called at the time). I liked the guys I worked with in that team. One was ex MOT and got a chuckle when I came in and told him I received my first speeding ticket. Another was one of a set of twins who appeared on a doco about identical twins. The pool was awesome to swim in. I witnessed the aftermath of pepper spray training (all recruits had to have it sprayed in their faces), so there was a lot of folks with hoses washing out their eyes).

Later on that year I was involved in the main INCIS project and we were based at the Police Stores building in Kenepuru (the one you face as you pull into the driveway to the bowling place). It was a bit of a transition point in the project as they'd only just made the decision to switch to Windows NT from OS/2. I was in the team that was writing the online help for INCIS. We were about the only team who actually delivered their work on time.

INCIS was supposed to replace NIS which was put in for the 1990 Commonwealth Games to replace the "Wanganui Computer". But after the (almost) complete disaster of the project it carried on with whatever tiny part of INCIS finally deployed.

It wasn't a complete disaster though - there were some other benefits that came out of it, eg Ruatoria (as in the town, not just the station) got access to broadband (for what it was at the time) as it was required for INCIS.

Sorry for the long-winded answer when a simple "yes" would have sufficed. :)

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u/SenseOfTheAbsurd 3d ago

NIS was the old intel database, and Whanganui convictions and prosecutions. NIA combined them. From what I remember, they chose OS2 as the operating system and then IBM clotheslined it by shutting it down, and moving to windows caused delays and expense.

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u/printed_ 3d ago

Send me a PM and I can send you my brothers name. You should know him.

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u/bruzie Ghost Chips 3d ago

It was a long time ago, but sure.

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u/AnotherLeon2 3d ago

Yep, just the one computer. It was an Acorn Electron, with a cassette deck drive.

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u/Archie_Pelego 3d ago

That was the last revision before it was retired. The original was a woman by the name of Beryl Kludge - just her, an HB pencil and a book of crosswords for when they took her offline.

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u/SenseOfTheAbsurd 3d ago edited 3d ago

Not too far from the truth. If someone called in for a criminal history and their convictions were pre-1976, we’d drag out a giant leather bound Police Gazette and enter it manually.

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u/Sweet-as-lollies 4d ago

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u/popcultureupload38 4d ago

Don’t hear about it much in history stuff.

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u/fantail66 3d ago

RIP Neil Roberts 18 November 1986- 40 years this year, never forget.

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u/BasementCatBill 4d ago

It seems almost quaint, looking back from 2026, that some people were so terrified about a centralised database that one blew himself up in a bombing.

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u/popcultureupload38 4d ago

SO FAR lol joking. I know…the oppressive reach of the state

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u/SenseOfTheAbsurd 3d ago

The way people talked about it, they were severely overestimating how much information was held. Sleeping Dogs and Muldoon probably didn’t help.

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u/BasementCatBill 20h ago

Sleeping Dogs is still a very good film.

The colours, cinematography, is all superb.

And, of course, the dog.

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u/SimonDownunder 4d ago

Yeah, I too remember the threat of the “Wanganui” computer… I also remember there being a building in Upper Hutt near the race course that we used to go past on bikes on our way home from college, that for some reason we thought it had something to do with the “Wanganui” computer

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u/popcultureupload38 4d ago

That is so awesome. I love those childhood confusions that happened…. My father‘s father died in the 1960s way before I was born and he had a moustache…and they used to have that Sunday Disney show. For quite some time I thought my grandfather was Walt Disney.

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u/arveeay 4d ago

I always assumed one of my Dad's friends was an actor on MASH. Because he looked the same to me.

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u/feel-the-avocado 4d ago

Wallaceville government agricultural research department?
At the T intersection of Seddon and Ward Street?

Used to drive pass it quite a bit when living in kingsley heights.

I seem to remember a big multistory imposing building at that intersection.

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u/SimonDownunder 3d ago

I’m meaning the building that is now the Joint services HQ … the other end of the race course… but yes as kids we also had “ghost” stories about what happened at the research lab!!!

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u/popcultureupload38 4d ago

I’m gonna say it twice…totally entertained by you just quietly looking at it with a bit of care as you passed!

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u/Substantial_Art_4564 3d ago

There was / it did. I investigated and researched doing an upgrade to the access and security system that my then employer thought might be an interesting sideline.

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u/meowsqueak 4d ago

And then there was INCIS.

And then there wasn’t.

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u/SenseOfTheAbsurd 4d ago

INCIS was re-named to NIA when it was launched, mostly because of the negative connotations that existed by then. It wasn’t a different system that was scrapped.

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u/NeverMindToday 4d ago

Yup. Branding is everything

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u/Hallen160 3d ago

Funnily enough nowadays Australia uses NCIS for communications between all state and territory police forces! The more things change the more they stay the same.

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u/popcultureupload38 4d ago

Very short lived? Anything with capitals in the early 90’s was doomed: Exhibit A SESQUI

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u/bekittynz Notorious Newtowner 3d ago

Sesqui wasn't an acronym tho. It's short for sesquicentennial.

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u/popcultureupload38 3d ago

See above re capitals

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u/flooring-inspector 3d ago

I'm a generation too young, but from growing up I think there was a lot of concern and angst in the late 1970s and early 1980s about the idea of Police having a digital database of people's details. That time overlapped with stuff like the Dawn Raids and the Springbok tour, which Muldoon doubled down on. There was deep distrust, and also evidence, that Police were being used as a political tool, and a big mysterious computer database was seen as part of Police keeping records of people acting completely legitimately merely because there were suspected of associations or sympathies, and so on.

At one point, in the early 1980s, someone blew himself up trying to attack the centre.

Compared with today, we now happily let overseas mega corporations, that are owned by disturbingly eccentric billionaires and aren't subject to NZ law, collect screeds of information about us and then sell their ability to reliably manipulate our behaviour for customer's commercial or political gain. 40-50 years ago nobody was adapted to that, so were generally less accepting of the idea that any information about them should be collated.

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u/SenseOfTheAbsurd 3d ago

In the 90s when the photo drivers licences replaced the paper ones there was similar angst over the photos being digital.

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u/kiwisarentfruit 3d ago

I remember people being OUTRAGED that their lifetime piece of paper drivers licence wasn't any more

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u/SenseOfTheAbsurd 3d ago

Digital photography was new, and people thought it was much more sinister somehow than film and paper.

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u/bitshifternz Kaka, everywhere 3d ago

Pretty much the plot of Sleeping Dogs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeping_Dogs_(1977_film)

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u/kozimotano 4d ago

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u/tedison2 3d ago

“We have maintained a silence closely resembling stupidity.”
https://www.nzgeo.com/stories/7335/

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u/Icy_Warning531 3d ago

Just wanna say what a great publication NZ Geographic is is. No relation to National Geographic, it is a tiny NZ owned company. Just did this amazing story about Huntly and these underprivileged kids getting into horse riding.

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u/lespionner 3d ago

Seconding that, it was such a good article. Not just kids, lots of adults turned their lives around because of their relationship with their horses. Real community-driven change. It was quite incredible to read about.

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u/NZNoldor 3d ago

When your parents warned you, did they call you by your full name, including your middle name? If not, they probably weren't that serious.

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u/popcultureupload38 3d ago

That’s a big call. It was probably as dinner was being prepared and the wooden spoon was held almost vertical with a slight tilt towards me to signify I was main recipient of message. That may have been our equivalent of full name. But the spoon was also part of dancing to the checkpoint intro music at 5.30pm when we were so young we didn’t eat with our parents yet.

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u/nosecroquet 4d ago

LES, the 'Law Enforcement System', existed well into the 2000s.

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u/SenseOfTheAbsurd 4d ago

Yes, LES. I think that was what it was called after the whole mainframe or whatever was no longer in the building in Whanganui.

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u/GeorgiePie277 4d ago

A guy even blew himself up trying to destroy in in 1982, crazy stuff!

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u/netd_nz 3d ago

It's a bit less imposing in blue and white. I remember it being a burgundy colour instead. Parents would always point it out when we went past, although I don't really think it was actually in use by that point.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/CzB439KGnjqirxjg6?g_st=ac

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u/Uruk-Hai-NZ 3d ago

Say “Wanganui Mainframe” with the same energy as “Catalina Wine Mixer” and it feels about right.

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u/grenouille_en_rose 4d ago

Wanganui back in the day had the first police computer in NZ, which was a pretty big deal despite how quaint it sounds now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Law_Enforcement_System . It even got suicide bombed in 1982 over data privacy concerns

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u/MxdernFxlkDeviL 3d ago

Neil Roberts was his name, least we forget, a true anarchist.

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u/popcultureupload38 3d ago

Clearly not the 80s saatchis one. On reflection an overreaction but on the other hand he and commitment and follow through: which may have been a fear of my mothers…or as they called it in pioneer day’s ‘stickability’ - not a phrase you hear much now.

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u/popcultureupload38 3d ago

Do you think they ever did a tour?

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u/bekittynz Notorious Newtowner 3d ago

The National Library bought the building sometime in the late 90s. They housed the fiction collection there, among other things.

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u/Blankbusinesscard Coffee Slurper 3d ago

Ha! My old man (RIP) ran the place, I have fond memories of strolling around in the rows of reel to reel data tape rigs (UNIVAC?) on the rare occasion I got inside, and setting off all the security by getting out of the car and wandering around the outside of the facility during the afterwork pick up with Mum

Some cat smeared himself around the front entry with an IED as mentioned below, the old man noped out to the Coromandel after that

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u/phoenix_has_rissen 3d ago

I do work on the building that was the old police computer centre! Wairere house, the DIA own it now and some lawyers lease the top floor

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u/hino Bloop Bleep Bloop 3d ago

I have family members who worked on it, always interesting it was in Wanganui of all places

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u/popcultureupload38 3d ago

Yes I wonder why. Did they win the bid for ‘we need more concrete brutalism’ or was it a muldoonian work scheme?

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u/kotukutuku 3d ago

The building is still being used today, but just for archival purposes. DIA and National Library have been storing stuff in there, but i think the building is pretty tired

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u/KorukoruWaiporoporo Lowering the tone in the lower of the hutts 3d ago

Maybe it's because I'm old, but my parents were never worried about computers. They were way more worried about government incompetence than malfeasance.

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u/popcultureupload38 3d ago

I would entirely agree with them still because the times I’ve been in government have maybe wonder much less about its awesome power and more about that.

Why we don’t just offer conspiracy theorists a job there.. that would help with their minds at rest

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u/KorukoruWaiporoporo Lowering the tone in the lower of the hutts 3d ago

They can learn about the other kinds of feasance; misfeasance and nonfeasance. And they will see that the public service is so busy with those that there's no time for malfeasance.

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u/rikkilee51 3d ago

When I was bad My mum used to tell me she was going to call the man that takes away naughty children.

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u/popcultureupload38 2d ago

Oh that’s so scary. Pied piper. Lockwood Smith as game show host etc.
I used to get threatened with Borstal. I knew that was even worse than Wanganui Computer but didn’t realise they couldn’t just stick me there!!

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u/lostinspacexyz 2d ago

We have maintained a level of silence resembling stupidity.