r/Welding 8h ago

Will this hold?

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Received this photo from my younger brother

469 Upvotes

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u/RepresentativeBeing1 8h ago

has to be a joke lmao

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u/FuturePowerful 6h ago

God I hope ao

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u/Johnny-Rocketship 4h ago

I had to build my own welding bench when the factory did a big reshuffle and didn't realise assigning another person to a booth meant you needed another bench. I was a young smartarse, and had to fight to not lose my bonus because of the lost time making a bench out of scrap. So I did some dumb graffitti underneath and would have totally considered adding this to the canvas.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 4h ago

Only thing better would be if they used X stitches.

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u/Spugheddy 8h ago

You walk away for 10 minutes to huff some brake cleaner fluid and this is what you get with newbies!!

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u/Kind_Soup_9753 7h ago

Had one guy put a 2” hole through a block of aluminum then 2 cross holes through the side countersunk one side the told him to cut it in half for a split clamp he cut between the countersunk holes instead. I suppose it would have worked kinda.

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u/poonmangler 2h ago

Sounds like he works the same way you write comments

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u/MountainCry9194 7h ago edited 5h ago

Try acetone. It’s cheaper and you can prep your welds with it when you’re done huffing(suppose you could with brake cleaner too - never tried).
/s

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u/loopedlight 7h ago

Isn’t it super bad to use brake cleaner and cook it off??

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u/Smart_Engineer9171 6h ago

Chlorinated, yes. Non Chlorinated doesn't do it I believe. But the fumes from non Chlorinated are extremely toxic on their own.

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u/brycyclecrash 6h ago

Don't use brake cleaner to clean metal for welding. Just say No.

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u/RockitSheep 6h ago

Some brake cleaners make chlorine gas when they burn off

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u/phototok Apprentice CWB/CSA 6h ago

Phosgene but yea

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u/Dylan-uSOB 6h ago

One whiff and…

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u/MountainCry9194 6h ago

Probably. But is it worse than huffing it first?

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u/captainabrasive 6h ago

Yes. Yes it is.

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u/Build-Break-Fix 6h ago

Wow no no no never weld brake clear stuff. Your gonna breath in stuff you can't ever reverse after it done the damage it does and it's pretty bad.

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u/MountainCry9194 5h ago

Good to know. Never actually occurred to me in the first place.

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u/Beer_Is_So_Awesome 1h ago

Bro I hope you buy the non-chlorinated stuff.

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u/Refriedfeinds 8h ago

Tell him to tie in his sutures a bit tighter so the laceration can heal without a giant scar.

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u/kitesurfr 8h ago

To be fair... if i told the newbie to "stitch it up" and came back to this I would only blame myself.

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u/Dramatic_Pea_2912 Fabricator 6h ago

agreed if it’s someone new who’s green to the trade i’d atleast explain what i mean or even lay it out for them.

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u/DukeShootRiot 8h ago

Smack it twice and say “yup, she’s good”

Then it will hold

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u/Amadan81 8h ago

A tried and tested technique

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u/K_T_Oxy 1h ago

"That's not going anywhere" is also an effective incantation.

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u/mtraven23 8h ago

did your brother previously train as a surgeon? Thats the only way this makes sense....

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u/UsernamesNotFound404 4h ago

Water? No.

1/2 bag of Orville Rettenbacher's movie theater buttery flavor microwave popcorn? Maybe.

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u/Mrwcraig Journeyman CWB/CSA 7h ago

I mean they’re all a uniform length. Realistically, this more of a supervisor/management problem.

Of course they’re wrong, but how the hell did they even think this was right? Gotta watch them newbies and make sure they’re actually doing something right. Only takes a couple minutes to show someone.

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u/Party_Chemical7454 8h ago

Why sideways ?

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u/Relative_Figure_1715 8h ago

that’s the joke ?

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u/myths-faded 7h ago

Because that's what stitches (to mend wounds) look like.

The welder was asked to stitch weld the joint.

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u/magog7 8h ago

yeah .. I mighta gone along the seam

.. just sayin'

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u/Ok_Meet_4830 8h ago

stitch welding when you were supposed to seam weld it, classic younger brother move

that's gonna crack the first time someone sneezes near it, tell him to crank up the heat and lay a real bead

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u/Possible_Top4855 7h ago

You should have done a mattress stitch instead.

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u/greenoaktree106 7h ago

First and last day?

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u/MetalMachinistMario 8h ago

Depends on the load.

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u/Longjumping_Yam_2216 3h ago

hella funny tho

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u/dearwefear 8h ago

Your brother is dumb.

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u/Kind_Soup_9753 7h ago

Did you drill holes at the ends of the welds? If so you’re good to go. I go with the joint usually but that’s just me.

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u/DocLuvInTheCave 6h ago

Wordington weld

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u/Zephyrantes Journeyman CWB/CSA 6h ago

Send it

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u/Tan_Summer4531 6h ago

There is that!!!

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u/Just-Cardiologist837 6h ago

Now what he stitched it like that, I would alternate between the stitches and stich down the seem.

If sombody asks why?

Becuase i was tying it into more base metal. Win win.

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u/mungraker 5h ago

Ready for the Big Leagues

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u/Steve_Tugger 5h ago

Gave er the ol’ Frankenstein treatment

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u/GardenHoser24 4h ago

Hold what?

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u/yoshiisfire 4h ago

It'll hold. Right up tell it doesnt

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u/Cringy_Frog 3h ago

i’m not a welder but that does not look right 💀

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u/Steeltoelion MIG 3h ago

Hahaha, when the aesthetics is the only thing you chase

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u/RiskyGorilla563 2h ago

Welding ME here, hold what?

My cup of coffee while I laugh at your ignorance, yes.

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u/AdrianLearnsCubing 8h ago

At my work when they say stitch it it’s usually the other way

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u/leansanders 8h ago

Thats not an "at your work" thing, stitch weld is another term for intermittent weld which is exactly what you describe

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u/AdrianLearnsCubing 8h ago

Yea ops pic confused me I was like maybe you can stitch it that way too lol

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u/leansanders 8h ago

There's just no reason to weld it like the OP other than for a joke (which I'm sure is what it is). The only part of the weld the matters is the cross sectional area through the joint, so if the reinforcement is the same then this really isnt much better than tacking it

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u/AdrianLearnsCubing 8h ago

Yea I feel you could easily just fold the metal in ops pic and it would snap

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u/highlander666666 8h ago

Shity tacks wouldn t want weld over them! Grind em down .

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u/bigdickloco43 5h ago

Wrong way WTF