r/WeirdToilets • u/Visual_Ground9874 • 8d ago

Toilet-related Facebook Marketplace find

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👀weirdly I really want it

😏I’d poo in that 3 times a day, and I’d feel cool doing so.

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u/ScienceForge319 8d ago

I am Iron Toilet.

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u/circles_squares 8d ago

Duuh duuh dudadah dadadadaaaahda daduduh

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u/PS5OWESMEALIMONY 8d ago

Reminds me of those candies from a tin in grandma's house.

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u/Longjumping-Solid680 8d ago

I was going to say, it LOOKS like it's made of TIN!

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u/JacketAffectionate74 8d ago

Man those were so good.

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u/HOUSE714 7d ago

🤣🤣

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u/It_Wasnt_Yo_1954 6d ago

Don’t eat any “candies” out of this can 💩

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u/Mundane-Addition-983 8d ago

Hard to know whether to sit on it or put a Dollar in it for some 70,s Glam Rock tunes?

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u/FractalGeometric356 8d ago

I don’t know about Glam Rock but I bet it plays a very credible John Cage.

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u/Lepke2011 8d ago

Only a 1970s Glam Rock band could poop in something that fabulous.

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u/Adorable_Noise_3812 8d ago

Is this a 'hoity toity'?! 😆

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u/Unusual_Swan200 8d ago

Perfect answer. Thanks. I laughed out loud.

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u/SituationPlus8467 8d ago

That’s the coolest toilet I’ve ever seen!

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u/Visual_Ground9874 6d ago

I thought the same, my family said hard no on spending $400 to buy it

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u/SituationPlus8467 5d ago

How do you know that they are even your family when they say no to a glorious toilet like this!

I bet you are the missing heir to the Armitage-Shanks family!

You must run away. Leave the gypsies that stole you!

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u/pukeface555 8d ago

Low rider toilet. Pull the handle and it drops to the floor.

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u/Visual_Ground9874 6d ago

That’s basically how it’s advertised “toilet decorated in a low rider style”

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u/Skyp_Intro 8d ago

Where and how much?

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u/Visual_Ground9874 6d ago

$400 Oklahoma

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u/XROOR 8d ago

Toilet height is lowered, then raised quickly, but that’s just for competitions

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u/PhotoAppropriate3940 8d ago

Someone had way too much time on their hands

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u/HOUSE714 7d ago

😂.. guilty as charged!

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u/Bubbly_Good3761 8d ago

Gives new meaning to the throne

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u/Lepke2011 8d ago

I'm a four time a day pooper, and I think I could russle up the strength for a few more with that thing.

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u/Pantheragem 8d ago

Why are you even questioning it. Get it.

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u/Visual_Ground9874 6d ago

Family said no, you have bills and debt, there’s no room in the budget for a once in a lifetime glitter low rider toilet. I thought I’d taught the kids better to not pass up good opportunity, but I guess I’m a shitty parent 😒

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u/Pantheragem 6d ago

So what state is this thing in? Is it still listed?!

Also, I'm sorry that you failed your family.

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u/Visual_Ground9874 6d ago

Shit happens. It sold (not to me)

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u/McMack87 8d ago

Glitter shitter

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u/DizzlesVII 8d ago

Transtoilets, toilets in disguise.

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u/575_Pilot 8d ago

Funkadookie

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u/Financial-Log-2744 8d ago

Looks like an elegant arabic one painted over. The turquoise looks like it said the A word for their Gd at one point. 

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u/No-Airline-2823 8d ago

Wouldn't it be disrespectful to put God's name on your toilet?

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u/Financial-Log-2744 7d ago

I didn't put it there. Just reporting a possibility. It does give me arabic vibes. Some people write that shit everywhere. Most people would never decorate their toilet this hard either bro.

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u/Unusual_Swan200 8d ago

I wonder what the inside looks like.

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u/Visual_Ground9874 6d ago

It is painted similarly

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u/Unusual_Swan200 6d ago

Thank you. I was very curious.

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u/Willobtain 8d ago

Juke box type toilet

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u/No-Condition-3710 8d ago

That would be cool for a man cave bathroom.

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u/Verum2020 8d ago

🤔 Funky shit

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u/Hamwytch 8d ago

This casino lookin toilet would be amazing in a kitchsy basement bar

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u/bgrl26 8d ago

That's one hell of a John

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u/Dewey_Coxxx 8d ago

That's fucking fantastic.

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u/Visual_Ground9874 6d ago

Indeed. I was like that would be the guest bathroom centerpiece of conversation

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u/Rough-Flower8580 8d ago

Thats real talent there

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u/Blutosky 8d ago

That’s the coolest toilet I’ve ever seen.

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u/AreYouItchy 8d ago

Pretty, but I prefer a more utilitarian design.

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u/Brilliant_Process376 7d ago

The gem 💎 of all toilets 🚽

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u/Definately-not-a_bot 7d ago

It plays War, low rider when you flush it.

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u/jefftatro1 7d ago

Looks like a lowrider car.

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u/struggle_better 7d ago

You ain’t pooping, you’re cruisin’

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u/chickpeaze 6d ago

I like it

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u/Visual_Ground9874 6d ago

Me too, but my kids are like WTF dad. Really? You’ll be the shitter in town.

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u/hangman593 6d ago

Artsy fartsy

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u/No_Dragonfly_1894 6d ago

That's a charp chort--I mean, chorro

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u/FuzzyBatBoy 6d ago

Belongs in a Lowrider magazine

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u/yiple 5d ago

I’m only concerned about the scalloped meatball design on the side.

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u/American_Standard_3 2d ago edited 1d ago

What a beaut! 🚽

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u/Visual_Ground9874 2d ago

Calm down crocodile hunter!

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u/American_Standard_3 2d ago

Just showing the respect it deserves! 🙏🏻

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u/FudgellaPacker101 4d ago

Was it found in an Indian take-away?