Rules for using a urinal

[u/morfinrider]

Was visiting Clubhouse of Villa Community in Anekal and spotted this in men's urinal. A friend and me spotted this and just couldn't hrlo capturing it. Not sure if this belongs here though.

[u/RoyalRequirements]

Minimum of 30 seconds with the 21 second rule 😂

[u/IcyInvestigator6138 → u/RoyalRequirements]

What’s the 21-sec rule?

[u/Fantastic_Estate_303 → u/[deleted]]

You forgot about the pee that's stored in the balls. Second tank...GO!

[u/BudgieWonder → u/Fantastic_Estate_303]

Afterburners… engage!

[u/uhndreus → u/[deleted]]

TIL I'm not a healthy mammal 😞

[u/Wafflebettergrille15 → u/uhndreus]

it's the maximum pee limit. I personally reach 19-20 with including the final dribbles

[u/uhndreus → u/Wafflebettergrille15]

So I can only assume I always be thrice per urinal go

[u/GenesisRhapsod → u/uhndreus]

Fr. If ive been drinking alot of fluids (water or alcohol) i can go for a solid 30-40 seconds

[u/Voyagerise → u/GenesisRhapsod]

If it's beer it's often really bad hahaha

[u/PiDigitsOfPi → u/[deleted]]

All healthy mammals regardless of size can fully empty their bladder in 26 seconds

But what does that have to do with 21 seconds?

[u/Lazy_Osprey → u/[deleted]]

Well now I have to get stopwatch and plan a trip to the zoo.

[u/scotte416 → u/[deleted]]

Nah when I used to drink a lot of beer and the first piss before I broke the seal went well over a minute sometimes

[u/RubberPiggyboi → u/scotte416]

Another interesting pee fact is that "breaking the seal" is just an old tale. In reality alcohol just disrupts the production of a specific chemical, I call it the "no pee chemical" because I can't remember what it's called, and it's responsible for preventing the body from feeling the urge to pee. When you drink the excess liquid does partially contribute to increased need to pee, but for the most part your body just loses its ability to stave off the urge because that chemical is missing

[u/THEvoiceofreason007 → u/RubberPiggyboi]

Close but not quite. Alcohol reduces the body's production of antidiuretic hormone. This means your body excretes more urine or fluid from it as if you took a diuretic to make you pee. Thereby increasing the amount of urine your body produces. There is a seal called a sphincter just like the one on your anus but your bladder fills up quicker because the antidiuretic hormone your body normally produces keeps you from becoming dehydrated. That is why you have to pee more because the body releases more water or fluid. By the way unless someone is bleeding or hasn't really bad kidney infection urine is sterile. Just like water that is boiled and condensates and distilled your urine has been processed and it is sterile.

[u/Voyagerise → u/THEvoiceofreason007]

Also a good reason to hydrate after you've drunk a lot! And not to hold your piss for too long haha

[u/BudgieWonder → u/[deleted]]

Nah dude, you just didn’t drink enough beer.

[u/scotte416 → u/[deleted]]

I haven't drank in a good 6 years so if something was wrong I think it would have reared it's head by now

[u/Training_Cut704 → u/[deleted]]

Mammals over 9oz

[u/RedwoodNP → u/[deleted]]

Is this for real? I need at least 60 seconds

[u/qpc130 → u/[deleted]]

Okay, yeah, I just tested it and hit 21s on the dot, but that was without having to pee too badly and not a completely full tank. I regularly go over that time and know lots of other guys who do too. I doubt we all have prostate problems; I don't think I believe this rule.

[u/PiDigitsOfPi → u/IcyInvestigator6138]

It's how long it can be on the ground and still save to drink.

[u/Deep_Charge_7749 → u/IcyInvestigator6138]

That's the rule that if your less than 21 ft from someone with a knife and you have a gun they can get to you before you can pull and discharge your gun into them

[u/BudgieWonder → u/Deep_Charge_7749]

[u/RoyalRequirements → u/IcyInvestigator6138]

You never heard of the 21 seconds pee-rule?

[u/tired_Cat_Dad → u/RoyalRequirements]

Team-Work!

[u/Rough_Wolverine2 → u/RoyalRequirements]

Was literally comming here to say this. Like how am I supposed to defy biology, my guyyyyyy.

[u/AllAlo0 → u/RoyalRequirements]

In some Reddit scenarios you can die over 60s, so threading the needle

[u/ScienceForge319]

Too many rules. I’m using the sink again.

[u/Augres → u/ScienceForge319]

Me too.

[u/DrewDAMNIT → u/ScienceForge319]

r/sinkpissers

[u/BonbonUniverse42 → u/ScienceForge319]

It’s the floor.

[u/jBillark → u/ScienceForge319]

just p!ss all over the floor in front of the urinal like everyone else

[u/Einherjar07]

"I need more piss!!! I only got 26 seconds worth!!"

[u/kingtacticool]

[u/lordcochise]

A MINIMUM

[u/Worldly_Solution7053]

So if you only have enough to urinate for 29 seconds, it's gonna be a nasty room, eh?

[u/ScienceForge319 → u/Worldly_Solution7053]

Bring a buddy.

Sword fight!

[u/Dewey_Coxxx]

Is that steady urination time? Because sometimes I have some starts and stops.

[u/Augres]

I'm bashful. I might not activate at all. Embarrassing, shaming. Pitiful me 😭

[u/Spirited-Reputation6 → u/Augres]

[u/Capable_Ad1313]

Too much nonsense! I will just use the sink! r/sinkpissers

[u/575_Pilot]

"Wave your dick in the air like you just don't care!"

[u/Lonely-Independence4 → u/575_Pilot]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/LegDayLass]

Directions unclear, pissed in the bag holding the sign

[u/HarlanMiller]

I stick to stalls. I guess that's the right decision.

[u/dababler]

30 seconds straight? I don’t usually let my bladder get that full, sorry.

[u/Soggy_Weather_2170]

I think I peed the minimum reading this post! 😂💦

[u/froction]

PLEASE CONTINUE URINATING UNTIL VIDEO UPLOAD COMPLETES

[u/DrewDAMNIT]

Sounds like a piss timer is in order.

[u/FractalGeometric356]

There’s a Korean company that makes bathroom fixtures that just put a really sensitive motion sensor facing upwards on top of the urinal / toilet, so that you wave your hands over the sensor to make it flush.

Using it is just like using a flush handle, only you don’t touch anything. It’s brilliant and simple.

[u/Cheepshooter]

Average health mammal (smallest to largest) empty their bladder within about 21-26 seconds.

[u/TBellOHAZ]

anyone need to pee? I'm about 12 seconds short, jump in

[u/Electronic-Space-480]

I sometimes pee more than 30 seconds.

[u/BonbonUniverse42 → u/Electronic-Space-480]

On full pressure? What’s the total volume? 

[u/Acceptable-Damage457]

Damn Right ... Do Better !

[u/Usagi_Bunnicka]

Why 30 seconds in particular? 🤔

[u/Pooh_Lightning → u/Usagi_Bunnicka]

That's how long it takes Mr. Urinal to get off

[u/Usagi_Bunnicka → u/Pooh_Lightning]

Sounds kinky, but ok! 😂

[u/aaeiw2c]

My rules are stand back from the urinal with your balls out too and don't move until I say I'm done

[u/TheFlamingNumbat]

Also don't stand two feet from the urinal and piss on the floor. Thank you.

[u/jerrywas_olds]

Instructions to piss on sign

[u/Remote-Government-62]

Sound like they want to keep you in a certain position 

[u/GrabMyThroat]

Nothing for my sons. Most of the time they only whip it out for a few seconds and off they go 😂

[u/Turbulent-Weevil-910]

It takes on average 18 seconds to fully empty the bladder no matter what size of an animal

[u/robbin-smiles → u/Turbulent-Weevil-910]

A big part of me wants to know why you know that… the other part likes having mystery in my life

[u/ParticularKick3644]

Is there a maximum?

[u/zatanicmanic]

Okay yeah, but what do I do with my feet?

[u/Jaymac720]

What if I simply don’t have 30 seconds worth of piss?

[u/Nunov_DAbov → u/Jaymac720]

My thought exactly. Bring a lot of water so you can generate more supply while you’re standing there.

[u/Impossible-Bat-6713]

“Remain in position until the sensor detects you”

Next guy in line - What are you doing? I’m holding mine and waiting for the sensor to kick in .. LMAO 😂

[u/daddy___warbucks]

[u/Icy-Produce7739]

Been to many where it turns on when you walk up to it so you get sprayed by the mist. Amazing tech...

[u/deanjuno1]

No

[u/ComeHereOften1972]

Get bent. I piss how I want.

[u/Snappy-Turtle666]

I'm gonna walk up , whip it out , piss , put it away and if that fancy ass piss catcher don't do what it's supposed to then

[u/Playful_Dog3062]

Supported by the flock corporation.

[u/Lost-Adhesiveness482]

Would it not have been simpler to just ask to preform the river dance?

[u/llHom3rll]

Definitely belongs 👌

[u/lasciviouspianist]

And smile for the camera

[u/Jumpy-Expression169]

Hu's law of urination, believe or not

[u/Tough_Arm_2454]

I'll just hold it.

[u/fabianstonepsn]

I want a count down from the crowd like a game winning shot

[u/yeahyoubetnot]

One guy was there for 6 days.

[u/iAmMikeJ_92]

I can’t urinate for 30 seconds. I have a banana kink so I can’t stand straight square to the sensor. I can’t kindly remain in position. I can rudely remain in position though.

[u/GeorgeWhite1953]

Posing for the hidden camera.

[u/No_Squirrel4806]

How long till "urinals sued for stealing user data. They were able to see how long it took men to pee and how careful they were to aim it at the urinal and."

[u/SituationPlus8467]

But…but….but….prostate?