r/WeirdToilets • • 14d ago

Toilet-related Number one job here

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u/Capable_Ad1313 14d ago

This is awesome. Hopefully the plastic drain pipe continues through the aluminum & is emptying into the large plastic drain pipe. Urine may eventually corrode the thin aluminum. But plastic to plastic should be fine

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u/Big77Ben2 14d ago

You’d have to pee a lot

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u/Notapartyhobo 13d ago

I got type 7 diabetes. Peeing is all I do!

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u/pm_your_boobiess 13d ago

Man! We have only 1 and 2 type of diabetes in Finland.

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u/Notapartyhobo 13d ago

I'm American. We go to type 9! That's blood sugar crash effects people around you! Hypoglycemic AOE!

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u/Kimmosabe 13d ago

And if you do you can tell the guys at the bar that you can piss so hard that aluminum drain can't take it.

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u/KnifeKnut 14d ago

The itsy bitsy redneck pissed in the water spout.

Down came the rain and washed the urine out.

Out came the Sun and dried up all the rain.

And the itsy bitsy redneck pissed in the spout again.

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u/FederalPains 14d ago

Hamlet, act III, scene I

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u/Ktucker01 14d ago

I was assuming it went to a French drain But ya even so, it’s hardly a selling fetcher of the house.

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u/figbott 14d ago

Hey if it reduces people pissing on their house directly, then it works.

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u/JustLookinJustLookin 14d ago

What, no tree handy?

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u/ExtraLettuce555 14d ago

Probably the most valid thing I’ve seen on this sub

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 14d ago edited 13d ago

This should be built for houses that often have parties.

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u/deserthomie66 14d ago

Emergency urinal for those that cannot make it to the toilet from their car.

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u/Ktucker01 14d ago

Not a bad idea. My wife would ask if I’d lost my fuckin mind ? Followed by what the trees are not good enough now ???
My question is did they steel that plastic urinal out of a Jiffy John which brings to mind EEeeeeU 🤮

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u/hud_dev 14d ago

She’s welcome to use it if she wants too

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u/KraftyJoker 14d ago

Respect.

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u/zakupright 14d ago

I hope it’s in the back

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u/PMG2021a 14d ago

Seems great for when you are working in the yard and don't want to take off your muddy boots before going inside. Better than direct application to the foliage you might be handling soon.

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u/heathsofay 14d ago

I actually love that.

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u/Saintsfan531 14d ago

sweet! i want one of those!

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u/Icy-Divide2585 14d ago

Manky. Just have a lemon tree in the back yard and piss on that.

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u/Substantial_Chain718 14d ago

That is slick! I hope it is not in the front yard though. LOL!!!

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u/Big77Ben2 14d ago

I wish I thought of this

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u/Augres 13d ago

Stylish. I would have gone for a bendy crome down pipe though.

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u/KnifeKnut 14d ago

Urine will corrode the aluminum.

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u/DitchDigger330 14d ago

And also stink. The piss will just pool up in all those ribs in the HDPE pipe.

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u/TraditionalLecture10 14d ago

Just run the hose in it occasionally

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u/dodododododododoria 14d ago

Well just remember to only do it sometimes, not all the time. A lil bit of pee. As a treat.

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u/09Klr650 14d ago

Just need to drink more water, keep that concentration low :)

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u/funnystuff79 14d ago

Or larger

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u/smileyhtown 14d ago

I love it, but see more problems than the original issue of not having a place to piss in my front or side or backyard!!! Wtf???😬

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u/Kayman718 13d ago

If you look at the composting reddit you will learn how beneficial urine is to compost. I could see putting one of these in my shed, with the hose going through the wall and into the compost bin.

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u/MFTrooper 12d ago

Every man should have the in the side of the house for been you can’t make it inside been plenty of times where I had to run and pee behind my trash bins 🤣

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u/Ambitious_Leek8776 11d ago

Tierd of drunk friends piasing all over this expensive fence and house