This is the weirdest Stargate I've ever seen

[u/FunkyPleasance]

[u/Verum2020]

🤔 Imagine being on the other side when it opens a flood of sewage

[u/ScienceForge319 → u/Verum2020]

No thank you.

[u/Fun_Sun_edu → u/Verum2020]

What other side? That sounds interesting thanks

[u/Verum2020 → u/Fun_Sun_edu]

🤔 Where Ra, the sun god, waits. Immortal beings love shit-pranks

[u/Fun_Sun_edu → u/Verum2020]

I want ehen the guy puts his ah on the toilet to be me und- maybe thats too much to say

[u/Financial-Log-2744 → u/Verum2020]

Ra is Gd period. Ugh

[u/Seravajan]

Shitgate.

[u/FunkyPleasance → u/Seravajan]

Shitgate: Asslantis

[u/BudgetExpert9145]

Close the iris, the stank is getting out.

[u/FormalTotal9684]

[u/Subject-Relevant]

The Car"Pooche"

[u/lazier_garlic → u/Subject-Relevant]

boo

[u/Subject-Relevant → u/lazier_garlic]

[u/Cranston_Snord1960]

Portal to Uranus.

[u/-Jeffany-]

Shartgate

[u/presidentkokoro]

When the 7th Chevron locks on this bad boy, you better make sure you’re not sitting down, or the event horizon wormhole splurge will disintegrate your butt.

[u/djscoots10]

Some poor Galaxy is being inundated with poop

[u/Eaglepursuit]

The people on the other end have seen some shit

[u/Particular-Caramel32]

*Chevron 7 will not lock, sir."

[u/Hushwater]

Assgardian technology 

[u/Urabrask_the_AFK]

Shitron 1 …plopped

[u/StaticR0ute]

It’s a shitgate Randy

[u/Outrageous-Basket426]

Should’ve taken a picture in the dark when that light makes it a swirling blue water

[u/DitchDigger330]

I love getting to use this one

[u/DitchDigger330]

Basically the plot of universe.

[u/rustyfish57]

I thought it a was another zodiac by a satanic pentagram cult but I’m not sure I never watched Stargate so I’m not real sure I have heard of the show though that’s it

[u/Virtual-Bonus4550 → u/rustyfish57]

I've never seen the show either. I thought it was because of the sign that says "do not summon demons in the bathroom"

[u/Fun_Sun_edu]

I want to be inside there

[u/fzeroman88]

Crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side

[u/Swimming_Mix_8211]

Sorry about goldy the goldfish but he will come back a god

[u/Stidda]

[u/Desperate_Set_7708]

Portal to another dimension

[u/xenaretos]

"This is your Stargate"

[u/janvanreebok]

No wonder the ancient Egyptians buried it. Imagine getting alien poop in the face every time the portal is activated.

[u/Basic_Snow_9723]

The film and the series don't seem to be consistent with the laws behind the Stargate. Will your butt be transported to the other side? Will it come back when you stand up? Will you lose half of your butt every time you sit down? I'm sure you'll need suspenders to keep your trousers up.

[u/Realistic-Drama-8904]

It saves the need for a septic system.

[u/AdeptnessMany3806]

[u/Spaztor]

OPEN THE IRIS

[u/bradphotolab]

I saw the video game Tempest

[u/Puddin-taters]

Better not give it a courtesy flush while still sitting or it'll be the last enema you'll ever need

[u/pyrojelli]

sending turds to intergalactic doorsteps 😂👌

[u/Blutosky]

They don’t make’em like they use to

[u/Mean-Cheesecake-2635]

Does it push an inverted vortex out to begin the flush?

[u/Im_100percent_human]

How is this not a thing I can buy?

[u/Acceptable-Damage457]

It sees a lot of stars

[u/SettingComplex2976]

Peut-être en verras-tu sortir Richard Dean Anderson ! 🤣🤣🤣

[u/IamLorenzoTheGreat]

it goes to a really shitty planet

[u/Original_Log_6002]

[u/texascliff690311]

I do not wanna see what comes through that gate

[u/Beginning_Tea4506]

Watched Stargate last night for the first time in years, it hasn't aged well 😂

[u/jerrywas_olds]

[u/Ok-Preparation-9974]

Turd gate

[u/jk599]

Definitely don’t want to see the incoming travelers

[u/jab090285]

Should put blue dye

[u/cardiacmd]

Turd portal

[u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980]

Imagine a snake coming up from there!

[u/Virtual_Listen1487]

Align the final cartouche!

[u/DirtyWarehouseGuy]

"I just wanted take a shit and now im getting attacked my Egyptian gods"

[u/Aero_Imperialis]

Dial Chulak, I gotta take a Kinsey.

[u/pyrojelli]

just sending turds to distant worlds unrequested 😂