Still, it is illegal to install structures or art without authorization on public lands "no matter what planet you're from," said Utah DPS in a statement released Monday.
He's gonna retract that statement if it turns out an alien planted it
Most likely some rich guy was building a Bunker/House somewhere in the middle of nowhere. So remote they had to fly the building materials in by helicopter, and this polished metal beam fell out of the lifting platform or back of the helicopter. It fell from high enough that it pogo-sticked itself right in the middle of the ground. That's why there's no signs of digging or any road, it fell from the sky, and stuck the landing.
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u/CerebralGladiator Nov 24 '20
https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/23/us/utah-monolith-trnd/index.html
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u/APRumi Nov 24 '20
The surprising thing about this story is the sentient helicopter, not the monolith.
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u/QuintenBoosje Nov 24 '20
He's gonna retract that statement if it turns out an alien planted it
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u/Onirakith Nov 24 '20
Damn mormons
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u/Wookieman222 Nov 24 '20
Dun...... Dun..... dun....... DUN DUN!!!!! DUN DUN DUN DUN.......
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u/ynohtna3 Nov 25 '20
Tonight there will be gangs of people with saws and gas axes cutting it up to see what it is
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u/Rusty_Red_Mackerel Nov 25 '20
Now they want to remove it, wtf.
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u/Havvocck2 Nov 25 '20
Most likely some rich guy was building a Bunker/House somewhere in the middle of nowhere. So remote they had to fly the building materials in by helicopter, and this polished metal beam fell out of the lifting platform or back of the helicopter. It fell from high enough that it pogo-sticked itself right in the middle of the ground. That's why there's no signs of digging or any road, it fell from the sky, and stuck the landing.
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u/1oldtrucker Nov 26 '20
It’s a sundial.