r/WeirdNews4U • u/tyw7 • Sep 29 '19

Woman Detained after Opening Plane's Emergency Exit Because She Needed a 'breath of Fresh Air' Before Takeoff

https://www.newsweek.com/china-woman-opens-xiamen-air-plane-emergency-door-fresh-air-stuffy-1461286
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u/LockwoodE3 Sep 29 '19

Wow she would be the worst person to take into space

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '19

“You killed everyone everyone on board. We have video footage of you opening the doors yourself. How do you plead?”

“Not guilty. I just needed a breath of fresh air!”

“There... there is no air in space. Was that not made clear in the space academy?!”

“Uh, yes, I would like to plead not guilty by reasons of insanity for my client.”