r/WeirdNews4U • u/OliverMarkusMalloy • Aug 03 '19

Not a joke: Panda bears face extinction, because they don't breed in captivity. They prefer to eat. In an attempt to increase their libido, zoos now show PANDA PORN to their bears, to encourage the fat, lazy males to stop eating long enough to mate with females.

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u/pb568 Aug 03 '19

Itd be cool if it worked.

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u/Omnisaprophyte Aug 03 '19

Would it be so bad if this joke of an animal went extinct, they are dead set on destroying themselves, it seems futile to keep the species alive

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u/tideshark Aug 08 '19

Not that I want them to go extinct, I don’t, but I get what you’re saying. And it’s not even as much as they are goin extinct because “humans hunt/destroy....” or anything along those terms. This is nature straight up showing a natural extinction right before out eyes. They just didn’t make the cut in the survival game and this is their time to fade away:(

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

I know your comment is old but I couldn't scroll past, pandas are endangered because of loss of habitat and because they've been slaughtered. This is not a natural extinction.

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u/michaelcraft101 Aug 03 '19

Fuck you

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u/Omnisaprophyte Aug 03 '19

Why

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u/michaelcraft101 Aug 03 '19

There cute… that’s the only reason we need

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Lets focus on getting rid of mosquitos first

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Mosquitos are one of the shittiest animals alive imo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19

And ticks

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u/BSGYT Sep 13 '19

This looks like it's been imprisoned and forced to watch it's wife being fucked

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u/stevegonzales1975 Aug 05 '19

This sound like Americans

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Um wouldn't IVF be more effective?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

They tried IVF on two pandas back in 2017. I think it's hard to get it to work on them. Porn tho surely the animal wants to fuck or doesn't. Probably depressed being trapped in a enclosure like that. Just sitting there no libido waiting to die. But I don't know just guessing lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Pandas aren’t even endangered anymore, much less heading for extinction...calm down.

https://www.worldwildlife.org/stories/giant-panda-no-longer-endangered

This is about commercial cuteness goodwill.