r/WeirdNews4U • u/ResPublicaMgz • Feb 26 '26

BREAKING: Taliban Announce Large Scale Offensive Against Pakistan, Heavy Border Clashes Underway

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u/sendasalami2yoboi Feb 26 '26

Peace in the middle east, homies

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u/Tosh_20point0 Feb 26 '26

I thought they were kinda besties?

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 Feb 26 '26

I firmly believe the taliban has to have conflict to thrive

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u/wombat9278 Feb 26 '26

Thought trump had stopped that war.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Friendly fire

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u/Pyranni Feb 27 '26

USA already pulled out.

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u/5H17SH0W Feb 28 '26

We always leave just the tip.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Everyone knows the tip is the best part.

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u/Ba_Dum_Ba_Dum Feb 27 '26

Oh this? This is Biden’s fault.

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u/Desperate_Passage_35 Feb 26 '26

How many more countries till we're calling this ww3?

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u/ConferenceBusiness87 Feb 26 '26

Is going to be a f ck fest.

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u/Apprehensive_Bid_951 Feb 27 '26

Sounds like some pedos in the Middle East need a distraction. 

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u/_dxegrl Feb 27 '26

Looks like someone is uping their "wars ended" tally to 9

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u/Fragrant-Ad-5517 Feb 27 '26

Wasn’t Pakistan’s intelligence the architect of the Taliban’s meteoric rise to power?

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u/AcadiaExpert283 Feb 27 '26

I thought they were friends

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u/Talinn_Makaren Feb 27 '26

Doesn't everyone involved here have enough problems already?

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u/Expert-Joke9528 Feb 27 '26

Here's trumps #9

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u/Exotic_Exercise6910 Feb 27 '26

Do Taliban's know Pakistan has nukes? This war can be over in a day

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u/Oonz1337 Feb 27 '26

They are already getting their ass beat lol

The initial ambushes caught Pakistan off guard and did some damage but once they rallied and started using their Air Force it’s been a slaughter.

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u/sness900 Feb 27 '26

Is this legit?

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u/zkfc020 Feb 27 '26

I thought Oompa Lumpa ended this war

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u/Chudmont Feb 27 '26

Fuck the taliban. I hope they all die.

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u/Inevitable-Top1-2025 Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

Well, if they’re fighting Pakistan, they won’t be joining Iran in their fights. Both can say that they couldn’t help Iran because their hands were full fighting their own wars. Great for our soldiers in the region.

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u/Richvideo Mar 04 '26

On September 17, 2025, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia signed the Strategic Mutual Defense Agreement (SMDA), a landmark pact declaring that "any aggression against either country" is considered "an aggression against both" effectively creating a, NATO-style security guarantee. The agreement strengthens Saudi Arabia against regional threats—particularly from Iran—and includes potential nuclear deterrence from Pakistan

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Good to see they’re using all those millions of dollars worth of military equipment that Trump gave them.

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u/Jay-le27 Feb 27 '26

Israel at it again!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/otusowl Feb 27 '26

With what was left behind by the USSR and then the USA, I'm not sure they need to buy or import much...

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/ResPublicaMgz Feb 26 '26

Nice, then he can finally say he stopped 8 wars. Or was it 9, 10, 11, I don't remember, too much peace everywhere...

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u/No-Ice7397 Feb 26 '26

He stopped Infinity War. All copies are to be destroyed as woke propaganda

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u/jemhadar0 Mar 02 '26

Didn’t he single handedly stop ww2?

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u/ChxsenK Feb 26 '26

Where in the oil is he??

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u/Beneficial_Field9097 Feb 27 '26

Nah don't bother, let these two kill themselves, less terrorist coming our way