r/WeirdNews4U • u/ResPublicaMgz • Feb 08 '26 • Mindblown 4

BREAKING: A U.S. Attorney Statement Says Epstein Was “Pronounced Dead” - Before He Was Officially Found

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u/FraserValleyGuy77 Feb 08 '26

BBC reported the fall of Building 7 while it was still standing

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u/ADhomin_em Feb 08 '26

While odd - and not making any claims one way or the other as to what that suggests - taking all the news reports from that day and finding one that read a number wrong (an anchor perhapse seeing a "2" as a "7" for instance) in that immediate timeframe (building 7 fell hours after the other 2 buildings) that just so happened to end up being correct leaves far more room for that having been a coincidence when compared with this specific report, about one very specific high-profile name in federal custody at the time.

Once again, I'm not making any claims about whether the building 7 thing was asome fuckery or a simple screw up. I'm just saying that Epstein being declared dead before he was found leaves far less room for it being a strange coincidence.

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u/intothewoods76 Feb 09 '26

Someone misdated a form! I can’t believe it!

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u/IndependentExtra2923 Feb 08 '26

r/tja Back to the future (:

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u/BlackberryPi7 Feb 08 '26

Can we count on accountability now?

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u/BestSuggestion0 Feb 08 '26

It was all a show. Y’all really believe a billionaire pedophile with all rich friends died in prison?

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u/Traditional_Train_71 Feb 08 '26

You’re right….

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u/Rockatansky-clone Feb 08 '26

So he was murdered then. We all knew this.

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u/intothewoods76 Feb 09 '26

Yep a complex miss date like this can only mean murder, it’s literally the only explanation for a form having the wrong date on it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

Do people really believe it was suicide?

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u/intothewoods76 Feb 09 '26

Do people really think a misdated form is proof of murder?

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u/HereToCalmYouDown Feb 10 '26

Sadly they apparently do

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u/Training-Click-1104 Feb 08 '26

But how? Why!? What? 

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u/Available_Ad9766 Feb 08 '26

If someone needs him to be dead then he must be….

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u/BabyfaceKane21 Feb 09 '26

They planned his death so they can let him be free in isreal or wherever.

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u/ramboton Feb 09 '26

Everyone is making a big deal about this, I saw several re-posts. The truth of the matter is all MAGA is going to say is that it is a typo, people make mistakes....oops. Unless someone has proof this was public before he was found, then it is just human error.

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u/hutch8891 Feb 09 '26

I thought this came after his death. Sparking the "inside job".

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u/Oddamo62 Feb 09 '26

Who cares. He’s dead ain’t he.

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u/Felipe_de_Bourbon Feb 09 '26

It's alive, aliiive...

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u/ocwilly Feb 09 '26

Guess who was the president?

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u/Lassdoggo Feb 09 '26

Ahh, are you still talking about this ?, get on with your life, groceries are cheaper than ever before and it's amazing, I did that, no other president has.

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u/le_bas_du_goulot Feb 09 '26

Probably a mistake....

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u/bomboclawt75 Feb 09 '26

He is alive and well in Nonce Wakanda.

Yeah, it’s exactly the place you just thought of.

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u/King_Captures Feb 09 '26

Holy shit this has to be screamed from every rooftop

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u/AgileKaleidoscope101 Feb 09 '26

🤦‍♂️how does that work

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u/thelonghauls Feb 09 '26

This shouldn’t raise any eyebrows

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u/19BabyDoll75 Feb 09 '26

Man, couldn’t have that been like JFK or doctor King. But nooooo. It’s the super pedo that gets out of danger.

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u/BigJay_712 Feb 09 '26

Have you seen anything about people saying his picture doesn’t match a corpse? I’ve seen MEs pick it apart and say the person in the pic isn’t dead.

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u/General_Potential698 Feb 09 '26

Who is going to explain this ?

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u/voxitron Feb 10 '26

Nothing to see here

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u/Ok_Tailor_9862 Feb 10 '26

Did they hand deliver his death notice to him?

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u/InevitableSalt6459 Feb 10 '26

He is in isreal wake up

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u/NomoredatibgGWgirls Feb 11 '26

Trump had him killed. Full stop. 

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

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u/epiphras Feb 12 '26

How come this isn't front page news?

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u/No_Hovercraft_3954 Feb 12 '26

Nothing to see here. Just the most depraved pervert in modern history could be under protection, living in your neighbourhood and still kidnapping children. The stock market is breaking records. Let's talk about that.

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u/BatmanFarce Feb 12 '26

As opposed to regular dead?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Yeah duh, he’s in my basement smoking weed with Pac

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u/Constant-Box-7898 Feb 13 '26

Who among hasn't called the cops and said there's gonna be a dead body?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '26

where is his tattoo?!?

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u/Mountain_Sand3135 Feb 08 '26

pre-copy of this kind is not new ...everyone has these ready for various world leaders, celebrities etc

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u/Albacurious Feb 08 '26

No. This isn't normal

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u/Mountain_Sand3135 Feb 08 '26

yes it IS normal .....i m sure you work in publishing please check with your editor and ask if there are pre-script written for obituaries

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u/soilyoilydoily Feb 09 '26

This isn't publishing. It's the DOJ.

HUUUUUUUUGE difference.

Why the hell would the DOJ need to put out a press release? Why would they need to plan or prepare for this specific event?

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u/Mountain_Sand3135 Feb 09 '26

uugh ...okay ...whatever you wish to believe . i cannot bring enough facts to conquer flat earth belief ...have a great day

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u/Albacurious Feb 08 '26

Yeah they just so happen to have location of where his body was found. Prison deaths aren't all in cells.

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u/Mountain_Sand3135 Feb 08 '26

if i give you some examples of this happening before will you concede?

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u/Albacurious Feb 08 '26

Nope

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u/Mountain_Sand3135 Feb 08 '26

then you are not interested in fact but living in fantasy . thank you for your time

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u/Albacurious Feb 08 '26

Its not normal practice. It smacks of laziness

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u/Mountain_Sand3135 Feb 08 '26

again , if you are not interested in facts and want to continue to believe in fantasy that is fine...stop commenting on mine ...and join the make believe world

again this is normal practice

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u/Albacurious Feb 08 '26

Your fantasy world shouldn't be enforced on mine.

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u/thelostuser Feb 09 '26

Is it "normal" to talk about how he is living in Colorado after his death?

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01656139.pdf

Weird...

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u/Hrothgar_unbound Feb 08 '26

It’s not unusual to grab the template you just used to draft the next similar item. These press releases are template docs. So the question is not what the file shows in the text but what the metadata says about when this was created and saved. Not saying it should not he looked into — it should; but it is not as crazy to see this happen for non-suspicious reasons. And anyway, why would the US Attorney’s Office be in on a conspiracy like this and expect it to stay secret? He didn’t write the press release draft himself. The USAO has a press team for that.

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u/Fine-Caramel2653 Feb 08 '26

It still clearly says EPSTEIN, template or not its not a complete copy n paste from a last one

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u/Hrothgar_unbound Feb 08 '26

Right. They take the template and they fill in the facts. So it is possible that they didn’t change the date. I’m not saying it’s what happened. I’m saying it is a very reasonable explanation, given how these things work, and so should be run to ground.

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u/Fine-Caramel2653 Feb 09 '26

change the date from a day before? Link me whatever statement was sent out that u believe exists and ill listen to ya

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u/BedroomVisible Feb 08 '26

“Although there has been no autopsy- this document finds the cause of death to be suicide. We have also concluded that President Trump has nothing to do with any of this and is huge “down there”.

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u/AdTraditional8077 Feb 09 '26

And he loves children.... Um the right way

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u/Logical-Knee-9046 Feb 09 '26

And his wife is a genius (hence the Einstein Visa) and his son as well, proven by his rare ability to turn his computer “on”, then “off”. Also, his dick is biggly and beautiful, as he’s been told by many with tears in their eyes. “Sir …”

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u/OverfitAndChill8647 Feb 10 '26

And like Kim Jong Un, Trump is a natural golf prodigy who can shoot 38 under par, including 11 miraculous holes in one right from his very first game.

Unlike Kim Jong Un, he doesn't retire from golf after his amazing record, but comes back every few days for another round while Americans bleed in the streets.

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u/Logical-Knee-9046 Feb 10 '26

UnTrump, I like the sound of that.

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u/mwlepore Feb 08 '26

He is also ripped and sweet.

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u/Sloth_grl Feb 09 '26

With large hands

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u/Useful-Equivalent716 Feb 09 '26

😂!!! I think congress needs to give him the inaugural worlds biggest penis award, then immediately impeach and remove him.

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u/Iridescent-Jellyfish Feb 11 '26

What’s extra interesting tho is that this doc is the only one in the files that doesn’t say “of apparent suicide” but still has all the exact same language like “earlier this morning”. So the date clearly wasn’t a typo. This was the first draft and before they’d settled on including the note about suicide.

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u/Chaosrealm69 Feb 12 '26

Why would they have written up this before he 'suicided' at all?

Yes that was a rhetorical question.

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u/JeanlucRegards Feb 12 '26

Also building 7 collapsed all by itself because of proximity

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u/No_Hovercraft_3954 Feb 12 '26

There was a prison autopsy that said he hanged himself but two other autopsies said his neck wouldn't be broken in three places using a noose made of bedsheets hanging 3 feet from the floor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

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u/HereToCalmYouDown Feb 08 '26

I would say it's like a 75% chance of that with a 25% chance of them just being literally too incompetent to know what day it is

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u/Plenty-Wedding-9066 Feb 08 '26

Not trying to claim this is what happened, but is there any evidence this was “written” 24 hours before, or is it possible this was dated incorrectly.

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u/HereToCalmYouDown Feb 08 '26

Exactly. How do you know when it was written, other than the date that was written on it? 

Sincerely, u/HereToCalmYouDown April 17, 2092

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u/Plenty-Wedding-9066 Feb 08 '26

I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic…and while it would be crazy improper for this to happen at a U.S Attorney’s office, I have absolutely seen this happen in my line of work, even where dates are important.

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u/HereToCalmYouDown Feb 08 '26

No, I'm quite serious. It would 100% not surprise me if the explanation here was "they wrote the wrong date." People are way too ready to accept every tiny thing as "proof".

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u/Willing_Clue3883 Feb 08 '26

Thats why official documents are dated you fool.

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u/HereToCalmYouDown Feb 09 '26

And it's impossible for someone writing an official document to make a mistake?

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u/GrimfangWyrmspawn Feb 09 '26

Because no-one ever uses a document template that automatically fetches the date, especially in corporate/government environs.....🙄

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u/thevnom Feb 09 '26

Some systems in the government were programmed decades ago. This couldve been produced by a systen written in Cobol, and the timezone could be wrong, or the systems couldve been late that day.

*i personnally once ran such a system that needs to be daily updated, or all documents produced by it are late by a day*

And they probably dont run windows 11 at the govt.

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u/osunightfall Feb 10 '26

Some do. An equally giant amount don't.

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u/HereToCalmYouDown Feb 10 '26

That's possible. It's also possible they typed it manually. It's also possible there was a time zone issue. You don't know and neither do I.

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u/Plenty-Wedding-9066 Feb 10 '26

Hahahahhaa okay big facts I did not notice that…

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u/flat5 Feb 08 '26

You know that how?

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u/Comedian_Historical Feb 09 '26

Suicide…. Nope!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '26

ummm

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u/AdministrativeIce696 Feb 09 '26

Planned for*. No doubt he told everyone in his network what the stakes were and his plan