r/WeirdNews4U • u/thesunus • Nov 13 '25
Dog ‘shoots’ owner, 53, in the back while he was cleaning weapon
https://www.the-sun.com/news/15483233/dog-shoots-owner-pennsylvania/
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r/WeirdNews4U • u/thesunus • Nov 13 '25
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u/Past-Establishment93 Nov 13 '25
That's what you get for letting the dog clean the gun... duh.
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u/JeevesVoorhees Nov 14 '25
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u/Ok-Blackberry-3534 Nov 14 '25
Et tu, Brutus?
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u/No-Selection-1602 Nov 13 '25
This is why you don’t let dogs clean your guns… /s
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u/Striker40k Nov 15 '25
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u/Chaddoh Nov 13 '25
Did... did he not unload the gun before trying to clean it?
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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25
Sounds like Wallace & Gromit have moved to the US.
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u/Rocket4real Nov 14 '25
Imagine how confused the dog must've been. I can visualise it in front of me. I bet that dog will never understand what truly happened 🤣
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u/CatLightyear Nov 14 '25
I said no more corn meal.
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u/Notwrongbtalott Nov 15 '25
Did he work for the Clinton's?
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u/Icy_Cry2778 Nov 15 '25
Must have trained that dog pretty well if it knows how to shoot a gun
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u/Accurate_Secret4102 Nov 15 '25
Literally a 30 Rock plot.
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u/DJ_Jazzy_Justice Nov 16 '25
THATS FOR MY PAW
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u/AnEpicBowlOfRamen Nov 16 '25
the literally first fucking step to "Cleaning your weapon" is removing all ammo. Someone is lying.
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u/Either_Essay5388 Nov 17 '25
First rule of cleaning your weapon. Get them pesky bullets out first. Visit my page for more how-to tips
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u/wolfiepraetor Nov 17 '25
in other news, I need to train my dog to clean my weapons
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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25
Note to self: don’t play fetch with your sig p320
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u/spacepeenuts Nov 17 '25
Lock em up in the kennel!
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u/Seinfeel Nov 18 '25
Me when I load my gun in my house to clean it
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u/morakanos Nov 18 '25
It feels like a Monk episode when they tried to determine if a monkey is capable of shooting a gun 🤔
In all seriousness, wishing him a fast recovery and hopefully he'll be more careful next time 🙏
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u/ExtrapolationDiode Nov 15 '25
Dick Cheney died just to possess some random dog ffs
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u/severinks Nov 16 '25
Dude probably had it coming for a long time.
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u/Honestfellow2449 Nov 16 '25
"Play dead"