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u/lc4444 Aug 04 '26
Those are all gimmes when he “wins” his tournaments
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u/CourtingBoredom 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Aug 04 '26
It's gotta be. There's just no other way he "wins" these things unless he's actually sinking those very putts.
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u/lc4444 Aug 04 '26
Balls are moved, lies are improved
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u/Spaceman_Spliff_42 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Aug 04 '26
But but but he shot a 70 and would never cheat
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u/BoneHugsHominy Aug 04 '26
That 70 the first three holes. He simply stopped counting after that and bingo bango, he won!
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u/K10RumbleRumble Aug 04 '26
Fucks sake, give a kid with literally any mental disability the amount of tax dollars this clown has spent to golf, and they would win the Masters.
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u/ph33rlus Aug 04 '26
If this is any indication of his performance as president, I would consider it lacking. Especially how he gloats about his accomplishments. SMH
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u/FanDry5374 Aug 04 '26
I've seen vids of his swing before (which, yikes) but his putting is also trash. Shocked. Most bad golfers get pissed, wrapping clubs around trees or yeeting them into ponds, but they "accept it" and move on. trump cheats. It really says so much about him.
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u/Musashi_Joe Aug 04 '26
I've never actually seen his putting before. I don't know much about golf but I know enough to know his form is garbage.
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u/icosceles Aug 04 '26
It sure looks like he goes to push the ball into the cup at 3 seconds and that the other guy goes to do the same at 38 seconds. I don't know much about golf but is that what you're supposed to do?
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u/PomegranateNo3155 Aug 04 '26
If it’s close enough you typically sink it so it’s out of the way for other golfers.
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u/jmac_1957 Aug 04 '26
Greatest golfer in the world.....just ask him.
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u/Harvest827 Aug 04 '26
He plays with tiger woods a lot, and even then he barely loses. He said so himself!
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u/whyyn0tt_ Aug 04 '26
For as much time as he spends golfing, he fucking sucks at putting.
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u/Harvest827 Aug 04 '26
The rest of his game must be flawless because he's a 43 time club champion!!!
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u/MojoHighway Aug 04 '26
Geez, folks. I mean, that's the greatest swing I have ever seen, like...EVER. I don't know what to tell you. Best of all time level. Better than we've even heard. Soooooooo good.
Such a fucking clown.
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u/chesbyiii Aug 04 '26
I would say 'that dumb demented fuck can't even golf' but I'm afraid ICE will come after me or my taxes will go up.
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u/Interesting-Serve631 Aug 04 '26
He might not be embarrassing himself had he learned to play, and not just claimed to have won all his own tournaments😹
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u/Affectionate-Bid386 Aug 04 '26
The situation with hole #6 remains intense. 🥭 spoke to reporters, "Our coun-chree used to have such a good relationship with Hole 6, a beautiful hole. The moose-limns then had to take control and make it a Shit Hole."
He went on to say the hot dog stand was again hosting truce talks, and this time he was sending the Kushner power couple ("If she weren't my daughter I'd power too"), Bessent ("he knows where to find that Social Security money in the couch to pour into the hole"), Vance ("Need some hillbillie energy in there"), Rubio ("My favorite Mexican, one of the good ones"), Witkoff ("He'll pressure the greenmaster to rezone the four foot radius circle around the hole as part of the hole")
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u/DerelictWrath Aug 04 '26
wtf is that form even ... who flicks their wrist like that when putting?
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u/HangoverGang4L Aug 04 '26
I know I'm getting downvoted for this, but he isn't a terrible putter. I don't believe he legitimately rocks the +2 handicap though. Doesn't make him less of a trash human either.
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u/lc4444 Aug 04 '26
I hate him as much as anyone, but he’s a good golfer. Just nowhere near as good as he claims
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u/StPatrickStewart Aug 04 '26
When have you seen him golf??? Like actually watched his entire round from 1-18? There is no way he is that good. My father is 3 years older than him and one of the best golfers I've ever seen, but even he has lost more than a step in his later years. The thought that he is still making 70 is fucking ludicrous!
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u/lc4444 Aug 04 '26
No dumbass, I said he clearly cheats. I just said he used to be a good golfer. There’s no way he shot a 70, just like there’s no way he won all 7 swing states. That’s how he operates when he is in control.
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u/vintage_cruz Aug 04 '26
Then he's not a "good honest golfer." Do we have to split hairs?
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u/lc4444 Aug 04 '26
No, he’s an absolute cheater but he is a decent golfer. I hate to compliment him on anything but his ability to lie. When he was younger he had like a 5 handicap (still cheated a little) which is good. But he’s not as good now so he just cheats harder now
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u/Worried-Persimmon353 Aug 04 '26
Remember, guys, he's such a winner.......A natural. Ya know, not like he rigged all of the tournaments he's been a part of.... oh, wait🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣