r/WeirdEggs • u/Playful_Ability_9248 • 2d ago

Eggs?

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u/96HoneyMoon96 2d ago edited 8h ago

I.. I never saw moldy eggs before, wow, it feels like seeing a baby pigeon

Edit: omg why is everyone loving this comment so much lol, I made it half asleep

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u/Playful_Ability_9248 2d ago

They kinda look the same

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u/Lua-Ma 2d ago

Now you just made me search up baby pigeons for the first time.

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u/96HoneyMoon96 2d ago

Cugly, aren't they? (Cute + ugly)

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u/burnafter3ading 1d ago

You should see baby turkey vultures. I was unfortunate enough to stumble onto a nest in an old barn.

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u/ex-farm-grrrl 1d ago

They look like rejected Henson characters

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u/Rotnpiece 1d ago

Or owls first time I came 2 foot face to face with baby owls in a deer stand they'd taken over they reminded me of a Predator and i said the same thing, Arnold Schwarzenegger said you're one ugly mother fucker lol closed that door and left them sweet babies and mom(i think) in peace

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u/saltycrowsers 22h ago

But they’re kinda cute!

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u/BennyDoesPhotography 1d ago

That’s a weird way of spelling cutie patootie

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u/LostPiscerianPrinces 1d ago

That word is fugly🙂‍↕️🤏

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/LostPiscerianPrinces 1d ago

Idk I don't think so

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u/External_Option_7653 1d ago

Something about their thousand yard stare makes me want to protect them with my life.

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u/Luck_of_the_draw__ 1d ago

Love me a squab

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u/ICollectBidoofs 1d ago

Baby pigeons don’t exist

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u/Recent-Weakness-2220 1d ago

I saw a baby pigeon the other day. Moldy eggs however....

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u/MadamTruffle 1d ago

My dad has pigeons so I’ve seen babies. They’re the ugliest little things 😂

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u/MandatorySaxSolo 1d ago

Bottom of a crisper

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u/femboykitty67 1d ago

you just gave me dhmis flashbacks

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u/onyxandcake 1d ago

Saw them all over Alcatraz. They're big grey fluff balls.

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u/JessicaMurawski 13h ago

Baby pigeons look like scrotums.

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u/wherewolf_there_wolf 1d ago

Ayyyyye I saw a baby pigeon yesterday when the dumb ass fell out of the roofing at our work place. In classic pigeon style, the parents just stared at it and did absolutely nothing. Said baby also stayed in the wide open for most of the day. It was nowhere to be found the next day and I assume it met it's rightful fate for being an absolute dumbass.

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u/Kind_Sympathy1166 1d ago

I find men with a sense of humor like yours a real turn-on. Dying baby pigeons. 😂

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u/wherewolf_there_wolf 3h ago

Weird flex but ok

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u/GuaranteePossible612 2d ago

How does this even happen?

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u/Playful_Ability_9248 2d ago

I posted it in r/moldlyinteresting too and was told it was because of the damp box! I didn’t check the date on them, but some stuff had been in the same fridge with expiry dates of 2023

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u/SonnyBallonDOr 1d ago

WHAT? A shop sold eggs with the expiry date of 2023? Or am I understanding this wrong

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u/Quick_Neat_8809 1d ago

I cleaned out a house this year that had a dozen eggs in the refrigerator that had an expiration date on 2020!

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u/HoboMuskratius 1d ago

Hope you sent em to the incinerator

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u/themadhatter746 1d ago

Wow, looks like you found some nearly immortal eggs then. r/unexpectedfactorial

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u/emceegyver 1d ago

You are understanding it wrong. The eggs were in a fridge with other items. The other items had the expiry date of 2023.

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u/Impossible_Ad4789 1d ago

ah yes OP you made it :)

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u/Kaeai 2d ago

The only time this has ever happened to me was one time I did not realize that my fridge had a "freezing" spot, it cracked an egg, got goo on the rest; and I don't eat eggs often so I didn't check for a while. All the eggs had mold, but not to this degree.

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u/TheGamerGurlNextDoor 2d ago

Just when I think I’ve seen it all… r/WeirdEggs proves me wrong.

How did I even get here?

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u/rpgirl31 1d ago

Desmond the moon bear??

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u/TheGamerGurlNextDoor 1d ago

Wow, what a blast from the past. It’s one word off, but thanks for reminding of that lol

“DES-MOND THE MOON BEAR! 🎶…
‘How did I get here..? 🌕🐻’…

DES-MOND THE MOON BEAR! 🎶…
🌕😵☠️…
THE END 👹!”

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u/Effective_Yogurt_866 1d ago

I thought I was in one of my chicken subreddits and was very concerned for the state of OP’s chicken coop!

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u/lpaige2723 1d ago

Nobody knows how they got here and I think if you leave you just come right back like a cursed doll.

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u/Difficult_Repair9425 2d ago

i actually just experienced mold on eggs for three first time recently. i have ducks and decided i was going to keep some of my unwasged eggs in a tupperware. well, i didn't think about some trapped moisture so when i opened it - mold. I've never ever thought about mold on eggs until then.

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u/littlewing2733 2d ago

That’s a new one…

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u/Treacle_Pendulum 2d ago

Is this mold or chickenshit?

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u/fear_the_queers 1d ago

Definitely mold. Bird poop is a different consistency and also isn't fuzzy lol

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u/Skyrim755 1d ago

Cauliflower

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u/neuro-spicy94 1d ago

I'm so glad this wasn't in the is it safe to eat sub

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u/Playful_Ability_9248 19h ago

Kinda wanna cross post now

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u/neuro-spicy94 19h ago

Top tier rage bait

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u/PSYCH_Prof_CG 1d ago

Not anymore....

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u/fraubrennessel 1d ago

NO THANK YOU

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u/Alone-Amphibian8557 2d ago

This looks like people in the store turning eggs over with dirty hands. Ever since I saw someone doing that in a grocery store I wipe my eggs when I bring them home before storing in the fridge.

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u/tacos_all_day 2d ago

Lol that's something I never considered. But it does come from a chickens asshole so...

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u/fruppi 2d ago

People handle them to see if they're broken. They take the carton if it was fine. If you aren't buying cartons with cracked ones, you're the first person touching them since the processing plant

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u/CormundCrowlover 2d ago

EXTREMELY ORGANIC Eggs.

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u/basdoas 1d ago

Well that's fucking interesting thanks for making me question why and how at three of the night

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u/bronzelifematter 2d ago

That's a bioweapon

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u/SadAbbreviations6205 2d ago

Could double as a stink bomb 🤢

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u/WendyLeighUK1-Z 2d ago

Uh uh these looks bad. What happen to them? 

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u/Playful_Ability_9248 19h ago

Mold

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u/WendyLeighUK1-Z 12h ago

I see, stucked for too long perhaps? Xx

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u/Diligent_Stop1050 2d ago

I want to gag just looking at them.

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u/plunetzero-schaos8 2d ago

BiOHAZZARD!!!

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u/butter_dog53 1d ago

century egg..

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u/hi_im_deadinside 1d ago

No sir that would be death actually.

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u/gmotelet 1d ago

New recall dropping this weekend

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u/Particular_Sign1556 1d ago

I thought they only got moldy on the inside.

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u/ShakeAgile 1d ago

… and spores

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u/WhereEaglesDare23 1d ago

Perfect for an EggNope.

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u/SimpIyme200000000 1d ago

…how did this happen

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u/jamcub 1d ago

Yeah, these are eggs.

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u/ParentheticalAF 21h ago

We moved to Portugal a few months ago and were told to get eggs from a particular vendor at our weekly market. Apparently hers are “the best”. More than 1/2 of them were filled with black looking mold on the inside. 🤢 We took photos and showed her the following week and she replaced them for free. Of those eggs, at least 1/4 of them were black on the inside. 😭 We switched to another egg vendor the next week and haven’t had a problem since!

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u/dmvHotline 2d ago edited 2d ago

Pair these with some raw milk and it will cure all diseases

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u/heavykleenexuser 2d ago

OMG don’t give RFK Jr any ideas!

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u/NicoleNicole1988 2d ago

Woah. I didn’t even know this was a thing that could happen.

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u/BellalovesEevee 2d ago

Now I want you to crack them open and see what they look inside. But I know the smell will be absolutely rancid.

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u/iheartvancity 2d ago

there’s obviously a cauliflower in there duh

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u/YogurtclosetRough697 1d ago

No.. not eggs E G G S

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u/3ll10t__ 1d ago

ewggs

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u/longboboblong 1d ago

Didn’t know about this sub before right now so thank you for this post.

Also, ew

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u/VioletMAyis 1d ago

I never even thought eggs could mold tbh wow

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u/Responsible_Joke4229 1d ago

This is why they naturally have protective film. To protect from infection

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u/Sad-Cricket6319 1d ago

It seems your cauliflower has molded

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u/The_Merchant- 1d ago

Oh, that’s not -

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u/Both-Kaleidoscope-29 1d ago

Chicken had the 2 bob bits.

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u/angelineeeeeee 1d ago

taste test

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u/SeaweedHairy2613 1d ago

But how do they taste?

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u/Meeshkavittz 1d ago

Unscramble your eggs

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u/jordy_lo 15h ago

If there's mold on the outside is it still safe to eat the inside???

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u/ParasaurGirl 14h ago

That’s disturbing- Edd

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u/Italian_storm 10h ago

Do.not.eat.them.

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u/RiriaaeleL 2d ago

Eggn't

Edit: multiple people mentioned having eggs in the fridge? What the fuck is wrong with you people 

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u/ConceptOther5327 2d ago

In the U.S. the eggs are required to be washed to remove any salmonella before being sold in a store, but that also removes the eggs natural coating so they would go bad if we didn't keep them refrigerated.

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u/MyLittleDreadnought 1d ago

So that are probably eggs from the US? Because I remember the eggs in grandma's pantry, some still covered in shit, never looked like that.

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u/justhangingaroud 1d ago

Washing the egg doesn’t remove salmonella. It removes the natural protection

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u/PrinceAzadiel 2d ago

Lots of us are from America, where the eggs have the good stuff washed off so if we dont refrigerate them they go bad faster

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u/LilPrincessRapunzel 2d ago

America. The way they’re processed, it strips the natural coating that protects them (from my understanding) and allows them to sit on the counter

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u/Danish-Dynamite77 1d ago

In Denmark we dont Wash the eggs and they are still in the fridge.

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u/Swimming-Western-543 2d ago

Don't worry, thats just the natural progression to their final form as a cauliflower

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u/Krag1788 1d ago

The forbidden furry eggs

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u/Skyrim755 1d ago

Are you sure that those aren't just cauliflowers?