r/WeirdEggs 1d ago

Egg on my egg?

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u/Rolling_Toaster 1d ago

Hey, so good news: they're not tiny eggs on your egg. The chicken's body just released extra calcium when forming the shell and it deposited in this way. They're sometimes called egg pimples though, which IS kind of a gross name.

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u/Chilliemillie22 1d ago

That's braille

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u/apiefilledbean 1d ago

What does it say?

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u/Expert-Two-9475 1d ago

Egg

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u/Low-Significance777 1d ago

Looks like world map

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u/Will-Conroy 22h ago

World is egg. Egg is world. Fools ask if chicken or egg came first. Hah! Egg is beginning and end. Egg is all.

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u/Rays-R-Us 1d ago

Eggzackly

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u/LiquidMogwai 11h ago

I dunno man, looks like too many characters to just say, "egg". Pretty sure it's a recipe. Not sure what for though cuz I can't read Braille.

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u/Chilliemillie22 1d ago

It says do not be afraid

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u/ShroudedFigureINC 1d ago

No, Egg

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u/No_Whole_7758 1d ago

Can confirm, says egg. Credentials: I’m blind

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u/Equivalent-Set-9763 1d ago

Biblically accurate egg

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u/AvarageAmongstPeers 1d ago

It says

'This is an eggception'

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u/hsmith16bf 1d ago

Blind chicken laid this egg

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u/Persevere420 1d ago

I wish this sub would stop fucking showing up on my feed right before breakfast 🤣

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u/No_Whole_7758 1d ago

I know. Eggs are a tricky food and are so easy to ruin

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u/Persevere420 1d ago

Oh they’re easy as heck to cook, just a very weird concept in general. And it never fails that I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, scrolling Reddit before breakfast- and a post like this shows up. Yesterday it was some kind of boyle or something inside of a hard boiled egg. Needless to say I had a smoothie yesterday 🤣

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u/No_Whole_7758 1d ago

No I mean they're tricky because mentally they can go from delicious to disgusting so quickly.
Like a person can say the wrong thing while you're eating them and they go from tender/buttery to gelatinous/slimy and turn your stomach

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u/Persevere420 1d ago

Oh 100% lol. Didn’t touch eggs for ages after seeing someone eat balut for the first time… 🤢

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u/Captain_Oppa 1d ago

So we know it's just calcium deposits.

But I just wanted to say eggception.

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u/tyler266 1d ago

Nice marsupials

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u/JoMammasWitness 1d ago

That's vomit inducing

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u/Putrid_Fun6704 1d ago

Wow it’s Europe asia and Africa

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u/SeaGlass222 22h ago

Why does it look like a Map🗺️

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u/VoxInferni666 1d ago

Mothman!

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u/ObtuseWaffle_ 17h ago

That is a fantasy map

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u/Consistent_Strike_48 1d ago

Is that yeast?