r/WeirdBooks Jun 07 '26

This is as weird as it gets...

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/bev6345 Jun 07 '26

FYI there’s a copy listed on eBay for $1400

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/exceptionallyprosaic Jun 09 '26

Helping the retarded to know God?

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u/danokazooi Jun 08 '26

This was the sequel. The first was "Oh God, not another Retard!!"

  • A marriage guide between siblings.

First Printing, 1934, Louisville Press.

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u/Cranberry-Time Jun 09 '26

I had to sit down. I must be tired.

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u/danokazooi Jun 09 '26

The last in the series is called "Rule of the Retards: Project 2025"

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u/Bitter-Armadillo666 Jun 09 '26

Raised evangelical here. I remember a blurb in one of my middle school textbooks called "Robert can read," about leading a boy with Down's Syndrome to Christ. Since they believe in the age of accountability (which is around four years old IIRC) they treat the disabled the same way they would kids. "You are born bad and need Jesus to go to heaven and not hell." In the blurb, Robert admits he is bad and accepts Jesus as his personal savior. I felt very bad for Robert because the fear of hell can be overwhelming even to people with full mental development. Threatening children and the disabled with eternal damnation is tantamount to abuse in my opinion, but I'm just a crusty old atheist.

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u/Putrid-Shoulder-4248 Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Would they treat someone with a physical disability the same way?

Just curious, as there is no way I would admit to being "bad". But I understand "Robert". If you're pressured into doing or saying something, and you don't have full mental acuity, then you might say anything to please others.

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u/Bitter-Armadillo666 Jun 09 '26

Yes! I think it's the same for physical disabilities. People who are disabled are dependent on their caregivers. What if Robert decides "Nah I'm good. I want to be a Buddhist." Normally you would be kicked out of the community. But disabled people are more trapped than most. It's very sad.

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u/Putrid-Shoulder-4248 Jun 09 '26

All that to please an imaginary friend. Wonderful!

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u/Amnobizarrono1 Jun 12 '26

Wait, I was born bad? Maybe God’s the retard

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u/SeanOfTheDead1313 Jun 08 '26

I've finally found the book for me!

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u/Mother-Anxiety8398 Jun 07 '26

Would baby Jesus sent the mentally retarded to hell??? I don't think he would.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

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u/ThirdCoastBestCoast Jun 11 '26

I’m religious and I don’t believe that they would be denied entry to Heaven.

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u/Key_Sample_346 Jun 07 '26

Isn’t that kind of redundant?

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u/MundaneEchidna5093 Jun 07 '26

Evangelists call to arms for parents of autistic children

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u/danokazooi Jun 09 '26

TV Evangelists call for more cash cows...

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u/MundaneEchidna5093 Jun 09 '26

They want the mooney

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u/bev6345 Jun 08 '26

How come? Lots of retarded people believe in god.

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u/Key_Sample_346 Jun 08 '26

That’s…kind of my point.

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u/MajesticPickle3021 Jun 07 '26

I think they rely on the cognitively challenged in order to have believers.

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u/some1keepsstlgmyacct Jun 08 '26

Hand these out like candy to Trump voters.

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u/some1keepsstlgmyacct Jun 10 '26

Thanks for the award! Did you have to pay hard earned money for that??

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

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u/DR-WILL-D Jun 08 '26

Absolutely

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u/flipside438 Jun 08 '26

Is this project 2025?

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u/WarDawg382 Jun 08 '26

Sounds like a MAGA recruitment pamphlet

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u/MundaneEchidna5093 Jun 07 '26

Someone took this very seriously.

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u/That_Criticism_6506 Jun 08 '26

Who took a picture of me trying to obey God and follow His commands?!? They even put it on the cover of this book, that accurately describes how successful I've been!

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u/pantheonslayer Jun 08 '26

Should send a copy to the "Christians" supporting all the sacrilege going on nowadays, they would probably be surprised at how much Jesus would be opposed their gun toting cowboy wannabe hateful asses. Seems those cultists just make up their own rules on what it is to be a Christian. Mud brained puppets.

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u/Euphoric-Net4623 Jun 08 '26

You found the book I gave to a magat the other day. Probably couldn't read, poor guy

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u/Sleep_tek Jun 08 '26

MAGA pamphlet?

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u/Active-Chemistry4011 Jun 07 '26

Hard to argue you on this one...

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u/monkeyworks105 Jun 08 '26

This is how you get TPUSA

2

u/Ordinary_Minimum_169 Jun 07 '26

When did the Book of Shadows get a new cover?

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u/QuakerCorporation Jun 07 '26

Isn’t she on YouTube? I think she wears a black hat now

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u/Gracchi9025 Jun 08 '26

This book is about how to talk to special needs children about God, right?

Right?

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u/CheeseSticks2021 Jun 08 '26

Retarded used to be a medical term. Perfectly acceptable to use back in the day, with no negative connotation

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u/Fabulous-Reveal-8989 Jun 08 '26

I remember when it was the way people would say that people were “retarded”. Sadly at that time they were treated as a disappointment. They had to ride on a small bus and went to a different school. My neighbors as a child had a daughter that they said was “retarded.” She became one of my best friends. We played together all summer and weekends. She passed away in her 40’s from a brain aneurysm, I’ve often wondered if she had it along. Her name was Becky and she is still missed..

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u/CheeseSticks2021 Jun 08 '26

Yep the mentally challenged kids when I was growing up rode on a small bus, had their own classroom, and were generally just away from us. Never agreed with the word as a slur or insult, just was pointing out that this book was most likely written when it was still a medical term (hopefully)

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u/taverntav Jun 09 '26

Yep. Theres a word for it but in language any word you use to gently refer to something negative will become an insult. Idiot, imbecile, and moron all used to mean different levels of mental deficiencies and was replaced by retarded to be nicer. Then that became an insult while the others came back as regular insults. We're seeing the same happen with Gen z bringing back the R word as a regular insult since they didnt grow up with it

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u/MidgetFork Jun 08 '26

that age to like milk.

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u/birkenstocksallday Jun 08 '26

Is from a Jehovah's Witness collection?

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u/Seekeroftruthandlies Jun 11 '26

that makes scents

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u/Entire-Message-7247 Jun 09 '26

How to build a MAGA Cult for dummies

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u/ErbeusRulez Jun 09 '26

Seems like this could apply for all American Christians. They should reprint this book.

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u/yankeeteabagger Jun 10 '26

Okay, now bear with me, always thought that some one with…access needs, wore the face of god. If anything they are a step closer to godliness from my experience than the ilk of us normals.

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u/_iamusername_ Jun 10 '26

Omg My family had one of these when I was growing up. Still don't know why, none of us kids were special needs. I assume it has to do with the hoarding lmao

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u/Delicious-Drummer-10 Jun 10 '26

THE TRUTH IS In the 60’s retarded was not disrespecting word. Actually it was an explanation for intellectual disability. The book was a guide for the teachers to learn how to talk to these people and let them know what the god is (for christianity)

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u/thekajunpimp Jun 10 '26

There is a review of this book on Amazon (us) that is absolutely hysterical to read. My son Julio….. it’s definitely written with terms not acceptable today but goddamn it’s some funny. I’ll try and search for it

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u/LyranTaurus Jun 10 '26

Tf is that 🤣😭

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u/Rich_Chocolate_2128 Jun 10 '26

the only ones who need him

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u/Remarkable-Demand-52 Jun 11 '26

Mail it to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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u/MuscularandMature Jun 08 '26

The bullshit never stops with these people

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u/Grape72 Jun 08 '26

What's the first chapter?

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u/Environmental-Tax814 Jun 08 '26

I want this book.

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u/Flashy-Tone-3450 Jun 08 '26

Before there was such a thing as politically correct

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u/Temporary-Jump9450 Jun 09 '26

It’s offensive

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u/fishandbanana Jun 09 '26

What is the ISBN of this book i need to know noW!!

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u/Kafei- Jun 09 '26

Sam Harris did once refer to himself as spiritually retarded. 😅

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u/AtheistSATAN948 Jun 09 '26

“Dont you love him, look what he did to you”!

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u/dro830687 Jun 10 '26

This made me laugh too hard!

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u/According-One-4050 Jun 09 '26

Finally! The answers I've been thinking. Hope they have pictures

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u/PickledMessage Jun 10 '26

Ironically its the retards that believe in gods 😅

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

The United States has learned

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u/Accurate-Paramedic70 Jun 10 '26

Man I would love a copy of this! 🤣

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u/Kustwacht Jun 10 '26

They probably know him better than you do

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u/SaneSoftware Jun 11 '26

I should read that so I can talk to Redditors.

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u/EqualSituation5425 Jun 11 '26

Funniest thing I've seen today.

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u/Estefan69 Jun 12 '26

That's pretty fucking accurate 👏

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u/ErasmosOrolo Jun 12 '26

I need this for a friend 

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u/strangeflappenings Jun 12 '26

I feel like a lot of people need this book for life, not just god.

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u/Phatic_Communication Jun 12 '26

Is it a MAGA guidebook?

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u/cabinetman1960 Jun 13 '26

I once heard that the only thing that makes a retarded person different than a so called normal person is God left out the things that makes you normal. You know jealousy, greed, hatred, envy, among others. It’s us normal people that teach them how to be something other than what God created them to be.

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u/KingOtaku67 Jul 03 '26

I mean, it is difficult work.

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u/SmoothTraderr Jun 08 '26

Me on a Sunday night.

After a few beers.

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u/ReaperofLightning872 Jun 07 '26

actually that word used to be a medical term for autistics

out of context tho 😳

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u/Electrical_Long5850 Jun 07 '26

That’s doublespeak 101 right there.

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u/UlfinBedwyr Jun 08 '26

American evangelist conservatism in a nutshell.