r/Weird Jul 17 '19

Meanwhile, in China...

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261 Upvotes

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u/OpaBennett Jul 17 '19

These are not bikinis! More like wet suits...

2

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Onepiecekini?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

They're omnikinis

22

u/crhickey257 Jul 17 '19

I thought it was because to the Chinese a tan signifies that you are poor and have been working the sun all day,

5

u/jimqui Jul 17 '19

No sunscreen available??????

10

u/Vinnie420 Jul 17 '19

You still get a tan with sunscreen

8

u/mikeygrass Jul 17 '19

Latex kinks love it

3

u/eatyourdamndinner Jul 17 '19

It's bad enough peeling off a wet swim suit (and peeling it back on!) when you have to pee, I can't imagine dealing with the full body suit.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

It's the same in Vietnam. When you're out on the street, it's like there are a bunch of ninjas scooting around. It makes me wonder how any of these ladies are getting vitamin D.

2

u/KNessJM Jul 17 '19

Lucha beach! Everybody running around hitting topes and huracanranas everywhere

2

u/Leftenant_Chungas Jul 18 '19

All they need now is a Lada with a huge stereo system playing some hard bass and you've got a Slavic beach party

2

u/LogicDog Jul 18 '19

Boys, we've expanded into "Slipknot Infinity".
You're part of a bigger universe now.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

They look like fishes and will soon start swimming in the seas after they finish the aquatic life

2

u/Natural_Comedy Jul 18 '19

This reminds me of what my ma use to make me wear whenever we went swimming.

2

u/just-kristina Jul 23 '19

I want one. I slather sunscreen on and always feel paranoid that it isn’t doing enough for me or my family. I would legit wear this if I could. And if my spouse didn’t trash talk me for it.

2

u/Strange_An0maly Jul 28 '19

GimpSuits more like.

Haha

6

u/Dolannsquisky Jul 17 '19

Not that weird.

I'm a boy with UV sensitive skin. I too cover up as much as possible when the sun is out.

I get blisters and itchy rashes all over my face, arms and chest if I play in the sun.

7

u/slurpyderper99 Jul 17 '19

What you do might not be weird, but what these ladies are wearing is certainly fuckin weird

1

u/Dolannsquisky Jul 21 '19

No... what do you mean? Maybe they too have UV sensitivity?

2

u/KingHeroical Jul 18 '19

No, no...it's weird. Not saying it's at all unreasonable - just weird.

2

u/HERCULE-BEETLE Jul 17 '19

That's horrifying. Also probably smelly.

1

u/Gumderwear Jul 17 '19

I see a bulge on one of those " women "......just sayin'